The ban game, v10

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because evil... will be cleaved!

Hey, since Ren's not here, someone's gotta do it.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it doesn't have to happen if Ren isn't here.

[Pagan]

VSMIT is banned to execute the mandate.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because it's an unfunded mandate.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for not supplying the mandate with funds.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned for mistaking malignant with evil.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned by this evil tumor.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because he got The Cancer.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned because he got Diabeetus.

[Cogidubnus]

VSMIT is banned because I was talking about a Giant Enemy Crab.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned by Aquarius.

[Pagan]

VSMIT is banned by the twins.

[VSMIT]

Pagan is banned by a Great Celestial Fish.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by the virgin (my sign, though I've never really cared)

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by quite a large bull, which is my sign.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because that's a load of bull!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because I have a button at work, which when pressed, will exclaim that "That", whatever "that" at the time may be, "Was bullshit!". Which is a good button to have at work, as it applicable in many places.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because that is awesome. What line of work requires such a device?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I need one.  Where can I get one?

[Cogidubnus]

VSMIT and Jairus are banned because it is for jobs relating to customer service.

[Slowtini]

Cog is banned because I'm not sure if the expression on yer' avatar, is a "Bemused Grin", or a "Smirk".

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because I think the expression is more condescending than that.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because it could be one of those "I know something you don't, and it's the key detail that ties everything together" kind of expressions.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because I was thinking that it was something along those lines, but with a little bit of "I'm better than you, and I know it" mixed in.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned because I'm better than you and I know.. and I don't need no avatar to show it.

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned because being better than someone depends on the context.  I may be better than you at some things.  And I likewise need no avatar to show it.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because he said all of that while he has an avatar with a bunch of proper ways to spell and use various expressions. I think he needs an avatar to show that he feels better at some things. You may have deep-rooted psychological problems that can only be solved by a professional. Unfortunately, there's no one like that here, so you'll have to settle for someone who spent four years in therapy. So, VSMIT, tell me about your childhood.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it's actually his fault that I'm using this avatar, if you remember...  And my childhood is my business, not anyone else's.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I was just curious as to what his "other" avatar was like, if he also recalls. As for your childhood, if you do not wish to talk, then I shall not push.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I feel like changing my avatar.