The ban game, v07

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 12:32:48 PM

VSMIT is banned because I do indeed go to UC Davis.

And Boxy, you could have changed it to "Working it off!" and it would have made more sense.

VSMIT · July 30, 2008, 01:05:14 PM

Jairus is banned because I had a cousin that went to UC Davis.

Mao · July 30, 2008, 01:25:49 PM

VSMIT and Jairus are both banned because there are pms and irc for chatting. They are also banned because 'A Møøse once bit my sister'.

Slowtini · July 30, 2008, 01:43:48 PM

Mowser is banned because 'She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...'

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 01:45:34 PM

Slowtini is banned because he has been sacked.

Slowtini · July 30, 2008, 01:46:24 PM

Jairus is banned because those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 01:48:44 PM

Slowtini is banned by...

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones

Slowtini · July 30, 2008, 01:53:40 PM

Jairus is banned by a coconut.

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 01:55:22 PM

Slowtini is banned by a swallow.

Slowtini · July 30, 2008, 02:09:04 PM

Jairus is banned for not stating whether or not it was an African, or a European swallow.

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 02:10:14 PM

Slowtini is banned because I don't know thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Cogidubnus · July 30, 2008, 02:12:35 PM

Jairus is banned and thrown into a canyon.

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 02:13:41 PM

Cogidubnus is banned unless he can prove the Earth to be banana-shaped.

Cogidubnus · July 30, 2008, 02:16:42 PM

Jairus is banned, because I have already done so. With SCIENCE!

VSMIT · July 30, 2008, 03:03:38 PM

Cog is banned because I want to know how sheeps' bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Omega · July 30, 2008, 03:38:47 PM

VSMIT is banned due to a popular demand.

VSMIT · July 30, 2008, 03:46:34 PM

Omega will be banned by procrastination...

Tomorrow.

Mao · July 30, 2008, 03:56:49 PM

VSMIT is banned by my impatience. Get to it!

VSMIT · July 30, 2008, 04:09:38 PM

Mowser is banned 'cause I dun wanna!

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 04:26:31 PM

VSMIT is banned because he's grounded if he doesn't.

VSMIT · July 30, 2008, 05:08:28 PM

You can't ground me!

Jairus, U R BAND!

Jer-oh-me · July 30, 2008, 07:10:45 PM

VSMIT is banned because "NO U!"

VSMIT · July 30, 2008, 07:38:02 PM

Jer-oh-me is banned by www.youfail.org.

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 07:50:08 PM

VSMIT is banned because by posting that link, he has committed an Epic Fail!

Jer-oh-me · July 30, 2008, 07:54:16 PM

Jairus is banned because he's too cool for this forum, and failed to suggest that moveon.org would've been a preferable link.

e_voyager · July 30, 2008, 08:08:40 PM

Jer-oh-me is banned by a falling pink marshmallow.

Pagan · July 30, 2008, 08:09:36 PM

E's banned. Ow! Motherhumper- I just hit my ankle, frig! Ow!

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 08:11:37 PM

Pagan is banned because he should stop moaning. Imagine rolling your ankle... it's like twisting your ankle, except about two/three times worse. You can barely move for about five-ten minutes, and your ankle will throb for about an hour or two, and it'll be stiff for about a day.

Jer-oh-me · July 30, 2008, 08:13:40 PM

Jairus is banned for his health

Jairus · July 30, 2008, 08:16:16 PM

Jer-oh-me is banned because my ankle hasn't bothered me in a few months. The problem was that for about a year and a half it would roll about once a month... I'm actually wincing just at the memory.