Chupacabra is found! D:

[Alondro]

Issa monster! 

Hide yer goats!

I can't believe this crap is still making news.  It's already known the mutilated critters are mainly canids with horrible cases of mange.   

[rabid_fox]

The government is hiding el chupacabra in Area 74.

[Rakala]

I think that it was a coyote who was a victim of natural selection.

[rabid_fox]

Also a government conspiracy with wide-reaching socio-cultural implications.

[Zedd]

Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW?

[Jairus]

Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW?

*readies taser and knock-out darts and a cage for transportation to research facility*

Yes.

[rabid_fox]

Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW?

Expose the conspiracy and the shadowy figures behind it.

[Zedd]

Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW?

Expose the conspiracy and the shadowy figures behind it.

How much will you pay my good sir?

[rabid_fox]

"You'd put a price on the truth?"

[King Of Hearts]

you forget the most important question of all...

...is it edible?

[Mao]

Ask El Chupanebre.

Hey, Chupa-thingie?  How about it?

[Zedd]

I am known to taste like cherrys

[Jairus]

I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.

[Zedd]

I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.

What if poison you first?

[Jairus]

I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.

What if poison you first?

Um, I'd... um... I'd do something to you. I don't know what. Maybe I'd hit you with a pie.

[Reese Tora]

I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.

It's the dreaded chupiecabra.

[Jairus]

I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.

It's the dreaded chupiecabra.

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