I'm looking for Techmasterglitch!

[Jairus]

Ok the next person who makes a plant pun will be sued by one moira giana trust me she's the cruelest ever.

We don't beleaf you! You can't treeck us with your thorny threats!

[Eibborn]

Your threats fail to leave us in fir.

[Reese Tora]

Ok the next person who makes a plant pun will be sued by one moira giana trust me she's the cruelest ever.

we were making grass jokes, not plant jokes... jeeze, who'd have thought the critics would want us stoned?

[Jairus]

The critics are trying to smoke us out! We gotta make like a tree and leave!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You've fir gotten to make any other jokes, Jubblies. You've used that one three times.

Surely it's oak-ey to try a new one?

[Reese Tora]

maple he's just hedging his bets, larch?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Pining for something?

[Jairus]

Neah, just took a lichen for those jokes. Besides, most of my attempts to come up with puns have been fruitless.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

No apple-cability, huh? Yeah, that's never very elmful...

[Jairus]

Maybe we should try branching out.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Nah.

We should stick to what we know.

[Jairus]

So you want no trunk with other kinds of puns in this thread?

[Paladin Sheppard]

That has a twig of truth to it.

[Mao]

Oh jeeze, this thread is taking up root.  It has budded into a full blown mess.

[Jairus]

Orange ya glad we're keeping ourselves to plant and fruit puns?

[Cogidubnus]

This thread is a grown-ing monstrosity.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fertile groand, Cog?

Birch-eriously, f-oaks, enough is enough. Can we leaf this alone, now?

[Jairus]

Sure, willow'll give it up. Well, I will (besides, I've run out of puns)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Weed be better off for it, anyway.

[Dannysaysnoo]

You;re making me cry. Please stop.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh nion, we're making Danny leek.

[Dannysaysnoo]

How can you keep going? It's unimaginable!

[Jairus]

*Shrubs his shoulders* That's the treeck, isn't it? To come up with all of these palms on plants. I'm just vine with the fact that the puns disturb you, but I guess that sow long as the thread is open, someone will keep coming up berry bad puns.

[Tiger_T]

I hadn't plant on participating here as there's knothole many puns I  know myself, but I just remembered a joke I read some time ago...
*goes searching*
Aha, there we go:

Posted by Archae99 in 2004

It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

*vanishes into the bushes before anyone can complain*

[Jairus]

Posted by Archae99 in 2004

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

*vanishes into the bushes before anyone can complain*

...


You have no idea how hard it is to stop myself from bursting out laughing in the middle of class right now.

[VSMIT]

Why are yew here when yew should be paying attention to your teacher?

[Jairus]

Why are yew here when yew should be paying attention to your teacher?

Well, it's more like I'm in between clashes, there's kind of a break or an hour or so. Actually, I should start making my way to my next class. Good thing I've got the right boak today.

[VSMIT]

Please, let's stump these puns.  They are really getting old.

[Mao]

Foliaged again!

[Jairus]

Well, we'd have to get to the root of the problem first in order to dig it out and stop all of this. And they are getting a little grafting.