Corrupt a Wish

[Suwako]

Granted however you don't posses the ability to tell what he plays to your contious mind

I wish 1 stick of  2gig mbram

[e_voyager]

granted but it's for a mac with Xos.

i wish that i would stop switching langues when i talk/think

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You are now stuck in Swahili braille mode, which makes you of some use in reading an earlier wish, but not much else.

I wish I wasn't hooked on catching up with all this :-)

[e_voyager]

granted but now you fall behind as i reboot my languages to return to normal


i wish my blood was less poison to others then i won't not have to make so many antidots.

[Suwako]

granted you have to make antidots (quote: won't not)

I wish I had a plane that could sail   

[e_voyager]

granted . you now have as sea plane with out propellers or an engines but it has an emergency sail rigged in place. good luck gettin it to port as it is currently waiting for you in death Valley.

i wish i could (error wish not found) all day log with out the need for rest or recharging.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You are now a sawmill.

Good luck getting the sawdust out of the cracks and crevices. *wince*


I wish I didn't have those mental images...

[Suwako]

Granted you n ow have those 'mental' films. (in 3d)

I wish I had a headset that isn't approved by the goverment because of intense volume.

[Trevor]

Granted, too bad you can hear anymore
I wish for a neverending GOOD castlevania game

[CutMan]

Granted. You'll play Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse for the rest of your days. It lets you continuously play without stopping or ending, because once you're through, it all starts over again.

I wish I became a vampire and lived in my basement until sundown. Then the REAL fun begins!

[Lysander]

Granted, but you are sealed in concrete while you sleep for fear of your version of "fun."

I wish for a dream eye unfocused.

Here comes another song...

[Suwako]

Granted you lose you sanity in the progress.

I wish I had a bug terminator 5000 automatic laser rifle

[CutMan]

Granted. You have it. It's not joking when it says "automatic." Your house is blown to bits by the automatically firing weapon. And the bugs are STILL there.

I wish I had an American standard note pad for taking all of my devious notes on all of you people.

[bill]

Granted. It is made by American Standard http://www.americanstandard-us.com/ and is made of porcelan, and is impossible to write on.




I wish that I had a clicky pen to play with.

[tenlaius]

granted..but it blows up in your face when you click it.


I want a army of mows!!

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however an army of tribbles has declared war on the mows. lots of luck.


I wish for a pair of sunglasses.

[CutMan]

No problem....well there is one. Your sunglasses were made with a magnifying glass lens, and the Sun now has the ability to melt your eyes when you put them on.

I wish people would preview and correct their posts before actually submitting them.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Only now, nobody ever posts since they're all too busy correcting their posts, and hence too busy to actually commit them.


I wish.... I wish I knew what to wish for. I'm fairly happy, so...

[Malakin]

Granted, however you now can not wish for it!

I wish to have taken part in one of the famous Monty-Python sketches!

[e_voyager]

granted you are now a cape in spam-a-lot

throws a noter metal Blade at the wood log turning it to dust. i wish i could find the person the made this a secondary weapon for me.

[Suwako]

Granted but he's dead.

I wish I had a mansion

[e_voyager]

granted but it's and Ex-wily fortress and is filled with mega man killing death traps.

remembers the thread what is karma anyway but sits does not get it.

i wish i knew what people were rating me for

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They're rating you for edibility.

I wish people would smite me more. :-)

[Suwako]

Granted you are smited all the way into hell.

I wish I had 500 Tv's!

[e_voyager]

granted but 489 of them are brokenand collecting dust.

i wish i did not have to deal with this ticket

[Lysander]

Granted, but it was your ticket to fortune and freedom, without all the nasty fame wasting your time.

I wish to be incinerated by a supernova in my back yard.
Dreams are volatile things.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however you have now become the family pet. when you die you are burried in the back yard and at ome point within tha next 50 billion years you will recieve the rest of your wish.


I wish Austin Powers was an american.

[Suwako]

Granted however he's George Bush's  relative.

I wish that there was a universal OS.

[e_voyager]

granted but Gates magges to get his hands on it first. oh well

i wish i was  surfing the solar winds right now

[Falcarthum]

Granted. By the way, don't forget to announce the arrival of your master, Galactus...

I wish a DMFA TV Show...