Throw a random object at the next poster

[Jairus]

*sees the ball of sporks coming*

"Oh Gods, not again!!! AUGH!!!!" *curls up into a fetal position in the corner rocking on his heels and crying "the sporks! the sporks!"*

*throws his traumatic experiences at the next post*

[Ren Gaulen]

*cleaves the traumatic experiences into lots of tiny pieces* I am the Sword That Cleaves the Unpleasantness and Nasty Stuff into Bits! Nothing shall stand against me!

*throws a sword at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*catches the sword ... with his face*

Ow.

*falls over, and bleeds on TNP*

[VSMIT]

*Considers what just happened.*

How can a box bleed?

*Blood magically disappears.*

*Throws Kirby at the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*gets swallowed by Kirby, then spat out after Kirby realizes that I have no powers to copy*

"Well, that was embarrassing."

*throws Meta-Knight at the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*just Falcon Punches Meta-Knight away, in the direction of the next poster*

[shadowterm]

Shoots meta knight with a Zero Laser final smash, then throws power suit at next poster.

[Jairus]

*Dons power suit*

"I don't care who wore this last! It is awesome!"

*throws a metroid at the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*catches a metroid with his head; five seconds later metroid, looking withered, falls off to the ground*
The powers of my Brain-Fu are effervescent!

*throws a psychic blast at the next poster*

[TheGreyRonin]

*catches the blast*
Wow, man, it's like Woodstock!
*throws suspicious brownies at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*eats brownies*

"Wow, these taste just like my grandmother's brownies!"

*throws a plate of my grandma's Killer Chocolate Cake at the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*blocks the plate of his grandma's Killer Chocolate Cake with a plate of my grandma's Murderous Macaroni*

*throws Murderous Macaroni at the next poster*

[meany]

*catches it, takes it to the fair, has soda with it, takes photos of drunken idiots with it, parties the night away with it, then stabs it in the back and throws it to a pack of starving badgers*
Let's do it again!
*throws a paradox at the next poster, because Asiancat approves of it*

[Slowtini]

*explodes*

*hurls a vortex at the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*gets sucked into it, only to come out as an Apotheosized version of himself*
I have returned.. FOR REVENGE!!!

*throws a goddamn Moon at the next poster* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

[Jairus]

*blocks with Goldion crusher... again*

"Become... Light!!!!"

*destroys Moon, then throws the zonder core at the heart of the moon to the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*catches the Zonder core and crushes it in his hand with a furious expression on his face* I have had enough of these *censored* Zonders on this *censored* planet!!

*throws a newspaper at the next poster*

[Slowtini]

*reads the comics, laughs, and discards the paper in the nearest recycling bin*

*throws CAPTAIN PLANET at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*whips out the Nostalgia Critic's review of Captain Planet to protect himself*

"Glad I didn't get hit by those awful puns!"

*throws the Nostalgia Critic at the next poster*

[shadowterm]

*counters with The Angry Video Game Nerd*

that was close

*Angry Video Game Nerd takes diarrhea dump on next poster.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

*the castle abyss backs up again*

Oh damn, not again. It's flooding the catacombs now!

*tosses the vid in my sig at the next poster*

[Mao]

*tosses out the youtube link*  Sorry, my office bans video sights.

*tosses a world of trouble at tnp*

[Slowtini]

*adds to my collection*

*Ah, that might look good on the mantle.*

*tosses a BUCKET O' LAVA at the next poster*

[Angel]

(whips out a SPRAY CAN O' LIQUID NITROGEN and saves herself)

Well, my fingers are cold, but at least I'm not Shishio-ified.

(throws several low-budget horror movies at TNP)

[Stygian]

Ah! No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh, wait. Pitch Black. Here we go.

[throws a bedfull of cockroaches onto the next poster]

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Nyomnyomnyomnyomnyom. Lots of lovely protein.


*throws the emptied shells over his shoulder at TNP*

[e_voyager]

snares in rage and crankiness form lack of down time.

throws sleep lock at next poster.

[Slowtini]

*stares in confusion at the sleep lock*
Wut?

*throws the Inescapable Masterlock at the next poster*

[shadowterm]

picks the inescapable master lock with the skeleton key.

throws a holy hand grenade at next poster.

[Slowtini]

*picks up the holy hand grenade*

You forgot to count!

1...
2...
Five!

Wait, Three!

*throws the primed holy hand grenade at the next poster*