Ask the All Purpose Fox

[Poofyspikes]

why does poofyspikes avvy look so huggable?
How does Red XIII/ Nanaki have children if he was the last of his kind?
Who is unhuggable?

*shrug*

Parthogenesis.

I find ethereal things such as ghosts are severely lacking in the "ability to be hugged" department.

Which is a hander game to play Ice Hockey or Field Hockey?

Ice has more prerequisites - i.e., knowing how to skate.

If a rooster were to lay an egg on the top of a pointed roof, and the wind was blowing eastward at approximately 15 mph, which way would it fall???

Well, unless that rooster is a hen in drag...

Why is there no function in the forum that plays Unreal Tournament sounds?

This would have been a Monsterpost for at least 5 times!

I guess you'll just have to take that up with the mods and hope they're feeling merciful.

Why aren't bombs owned by the USA commonly called weapons of mass destruction too? 

Cuz they be ours, dagnabbit! And we ain't in no Axis o' Evil, neither!

As far as the end of the universe is concerened, which theory do you subscribe to?

Heat Death, Big Crunch, Big Rip, or False Vacuum?

Mmm... crunchy...

Why do I get so dizzy at random?

Your semicircular canals are obviously spinning without you. How inconsiderate of them.

[Dakata]

Do the APFs know of any good ROM sites? The one I usually use (Dgemu.com) sucks because I can't get every game I want. Like Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories or Golden Sun 2....or some other GBA games...>>

Do the APFs know of any good MP3 sites (or programs)? Limewire, eMule and Kazaa don't work on my computer. >> Grr grr grr.

How come when I listen to the same song over and over again (or listen to my brothers scream, argue, ect.), I don't get a headache or anything, but when an adult's talking to me (IRL), I get a headache that hurts like HELL? =P

[Gabi]

Do the APFs know of any good ROM sites? The one I usually use (Dgemu.com) sucks because I can't get every game I want. Like Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories or Golden Sun 2....or some other GBA games...>>

Do the APFs know of any good MP3 sites (or programs)? Limewire, eMule and Kazaa don't work on my computer. >> Grr grr grr.

How come when I listen to the same song over and over again (or listen to my brothers scream, argue, ect.), I don't get a headache or anything, but when an adult's talking to me (IRL), I get a headache that hurts like HELL?

I used to know many, but that was years ago. Anyway, those sites are illegal, so they won't be posted here.

Search the web. And you're talking about P2P programs, there are no programs that allow you to share only MP3 these days.

Because you're weird. Happy now?

[Dakata]

No? =P

-What does Pyroduck taste like? A banana, fluffy stuff, or a fluffy banana? ....Or something eeeeeeeeelse?

-Why am I such a bad draggy?

-Do the APFs know of any shounen-ai-y/yaoi-y webcomics/web-mangas?

-Why did Gabbers know about alot of ROM Sites? Was she a bad fox?

[Gabi]

No? =P

-What does Pyroduck taste like? A banana, fluffy stuff, or a fluffy banana? ....Or something eeeeeeeeelse?

-Why am I such a bad draggy?

-Do the APFs know of any shounen-ai-y/yaoi-y webcomics/web-mangas?

-Why did Gabbers know about alot of ROM Sites? Was she a bad fox?

-Ok.
-He has no taste until someone succeeds at eating him, and so far that hasn't happened.
-Because you're too egocentric and keep asking that kind of question over and over.
-Yes.
-No. My brother and I were working on a project related to ROM sites. No one was hurt in the process.

[Dakata]

-Do the APFs know of any shounen-ai-y/yaoi-y webcomics/web-mangas?

-Yes.

...Can Dakata have linkies to the shounen-ai-y/yaoi-y webcomics/web-mangas?

[Nikki]

Which Emoticon best describes Xze?

[Dakata]

What should I change my avvie to?

One of those, or another one? (Yes, I've got more....I've got lots of avvies. >=D)

Why do I think RJ should have this avvie?


Edit: But Gabbers! I already know about CD and Vinci and Arty! *Too lazy to post again*

[Suwako]

Why do Dakata and Xze post in this forum topic with such tremulous rate and tremendous amounts? 

[roninfoxtail]

How many APFs do you think will be burned out from the tremendous amount of questions posted on this topic?

[Gabi]

-Do the APFs know of any shounen-ai-y/yaoi-y webcomics/web-mangas?

-Yes.

...Can Dakata have linkies to the shounen-ai-y/yaoi-y webcomics/web-mangas?

I'm not going to post or even search for yaoi webcomics, but if you want tasteful shonen-ai, you can find some here: http://www.vincifruit.com/ or here: http://www.carpediemcomic.com/

Which Emoticon best describes Xze?

Hmm... 

How many APFs do you think will be burned out from the tremendous amount of questions posted on this topic?

None.

[Dakata]

The "lord" sees all. But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?



*Waits for his/her other questions to be answered*

[Gabi]

What should I change my avvie to?

Edit: But Gabbers! I already know about CD and Vinci and Arty! *Too lazy to post again*

Then you should have been more specific. The rainbow one made me laugh the most.

The "lord" sees all. But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?



*Waits for his/her other questions to be answered*

Reasons are not something that can be seen. I'm refraining from turning this into a religious debate because you're obvioulsy Christian and I'm Jewish and that would lead nowhere fast with any luck.

[Dakata]

I'm not christian. I just collect random avvies that make me laff. 'Sides, I hate christians because of all of the jerk-y ones in my area.




Why are so many christians jerks? XP

Why are giant screaming rainbows so mean?

[Gabi]

I'm not christian. I just collect random avvies that make me laff. 'Sides, I hate christians because of all of the jerk-y ones in my area.

Why are so many christians jerks? XP

Why are giant screaming rainbows so mean? D:

There are jerks of all religions, sizes, colors and origins. Too many, too. Jerkiness and stupidity are universal.

They're only mean to you.

[Dakata]

Unfair. D:


Are any of these avvies good?

[KarlOmega1]

What would you do if 50% of the world's populace were furres?

[Tiger_T]

. . .
Are any of these avvies good?

I still like your current one better than the others you posted.

What would you do if 50% of the world's populace were furres?

Hoping I'd be one of the Tiger-furres and in a popular majority.

[Dakata]

. . .
Are any of these avvies good?

I still like your current one better than the others you posted.

What if I don't like it anymore? D:

*Wants a silly-ish avvie now*

[Tiger_T]

What if I don't like it anymore? D:

*Wants a silly-ish avvie now*

It's your choice. Pick whichever you like best.

[Dakata]

What if I can't choose? I'm a bad chooser-person.

The other avvies I was gonna post.
(I'm too lazy to post 'em now. )

[Gabi]

What if I can't choose? I'm a bad chooser-person.

The other avvies I was gonna post.
(I'm too lazy to post 'em now. )

It will be ultimately your choice whether you want it or not. You can appoint someone to choose for you, but accepting that person's choice is still your choice.

[Dakata]

Can the evil APFs tell me which ones are funniest? D:

Or cutest? << >>

[Gabi]

Can the evil APFs tell me which ones are funniest? D:

Or cutest? << >>

Yes, they can. But they won't.

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm the good one. 

[Dakata]

Can Gabbers -prove- she's the good one?

...Is this cute-ish?


<<...>>...Dragons like flowers.
('Caz they're yummy. )

[Gabi]

Can Gabbers -prove- she's the good one?

...Is this cute-ish?


<<...>>...Dragons like flowers.
('Caz they're yummy. )

Well, I haven't set you on fire, have I?

Yes, it's sort of cute... but not as cute as other things I've seen here.

[Dakata]

Noo.....

...Have any of the others APF tried to set me on fire?

Does Azzie look like -this- IRL?

[Gareeku]

*hides the flamethrower behind his back* >_>

I doubt Azlan looks like that. Except maybe on weekends. >_>

[KarlOmega1]

What would happen if Gareeku and "Ryu" from "Street Fighter" switched places?
What would happen if Gareeku dated Morrigan from "Darkstalkers"?

[Nikki]

What would happen if Xze was more like Chun-Li?

(hopefully you all know who that is XD)