Ask the All Purpose Fox

[FurryFreak]

-How can I make my grandparents leave me alone? They know I can't swim. XP And they know my uncle'll be a butthole and try to drown me or something.

-How come 'Banana' is 'Banana', 'Tomato' is 'Tomato', and 'Potato' is 'Jagaimo' in Japanese? Are Japanese people weird?

-Is Azzie the APF with the fattest fox-tushie?

Well, you could try and explain why you don't want to go, and if that dosen't work, play sick. >.>

That's just how it is. o.o They're not wierd, just different.

Revealing such information is unethical, unhealthy, and severely deadly for the one whom reveals who has the fattest fox tushie.

Is Scotland the best country in the world?

Well, it all depends on who you are, how you feel about it, etc., etc.

And here's a question from me.. Who is smitting me? *head tilt*   

[Dakata]

Well, you could try and explain why you don't want to go, and if that dosen't work, play sick. >.>

I already tried to explain. It was like talking to a rock. D:

And I know what they'll do if I play sick...>>

"Oh, we'll just go tomorrow! "

*Dragon-whimper* Aren't they cruel?

[bill]

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Where waves of hunger roar?
Shall we set out across the sea of faces
In search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Shall we work straight through the night?
Shall we get into fights?
Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs?
Do tours of the east?
contract diseases?
Bury bones?
Break up homes?
Send flowers by phone?
Take to drink?
Go to shrinks?
Give up meat?
Rarely sleep?
Keep people as pets?
Train dogs?
Race rats?
Fill the attic with cash?
Bury treasure?
Store up leisure?

[vulpesweasel]

what horrible thing will happen when dakata aska her 1000th question?

[FurryFreak]

*Dragon-whimper* Aren't they cruel? D:

Well, there are a few other possibillities.. and no, not cruel. Just.... grandparents. >> <<

[FurryFreak]

what horrible thing will happen when dakata aska her 1000th question?

*shifty eyes* Only Dakata and the foxes know. I'm but a lowly All Purpose Lion.

Edit: gah! Double post! ><

[bill]

You double posted 2 minutes apart?

[Gabi]

You double posted 2 minutes apart?

1 minute and 42 seconds.

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Where waves of hunger roar?
Shall we set out across the sea of faces
In search of more and more applause?
Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Shall we work straight through the night?
Shall we get into fights?
Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs?
Do tours of the east?
contract diseases?
Bury bones?
Break up homes?
Send flowers by phone?
Take to drink?
Go to shrinks?
Give up meat?
Rarely sleep?
Keep people as pets?
Train dogs?
Race rats?
Fill the attic with cash?
Bury treasure?
Store up leisure?

Do what you feel you should do.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

so, I'm planning on destroying the universe by wraping reality around itself and tying it in a square knot. however, I seem to have run into a snag. two actually. long story short, I need about to generate a number of terravolts equal to the square root of infinity. my questions are thus:

what do you recomend for the power source?

and more importantly, is there anything in existance that can stand that level of energy for at least 20 microseconds? if not, which universe that does have such a material has the lowest exportation tarrif? I AM on a budget here, ya know

[Gabi]

so, I'm planning on destroying the universe by wraping reality around itself and tying it in a square knot. however, I seem to have run into a snag. two actually. long story short, I need about to generate a number of terravolts equal to the square root of infinity. my questions are thus:

what do you recomend for the power source?

and more importantly, is there anything in existance that can stand that level of energy for at least 20 microseconds? if not, which universe that does have such a material has the lowest exportation tarrif? I AM on a budget here, ya know

As I said earlier, there's no such thing as a dumb APF. You want to destroy the universe and we're in it. You're getting no help from us.

[bill]

Why are y'all called "All-Purpose Fox"es, when y'all's only apparent purpose is to answer questions?

[Gabi]

Why are y'all called "All-Purpose Fox"es, when y'all's only apparent purpose is to answer questions?

You'll know the answer when you learn to see beyond appearances.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

so, I'm planning on destroying the universe by wraping reality around itself and tying it in a square knot. however, I seem to have run into a snag. two actually. long story short, I need about to generate a number of terravolts equal to the square root of infinity. my questions are thus:

what do you recomend for the power source?

and more importantly, is there anything in existance that can stand that level of energy for at least 20 microseconds? if not, which universe that does have such a material has the lowest exportation tarrif? I AM on a budget here, ya know

As I said earlier, there's no such thing as a dumb APF. You want to destroy the universe and we're in it. You're getting no help from us.

mkay. I got a new idea.
what's the best way to create a pocket universe?

[Gabi]

mkay. I got a new idea.
what's the best way to create a pocket universe?

Contact the Fantastic Four.

[ShiningShadow]

Why the call box in doctor who is small on the outside and huge in the inside?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

for once, I actually have a serious question. well, semi-serious.
if you could become any character from any webcomic, who would it be? I'd kinda like to be grace from el goonish shive.

[vulpesweasel]

why does poofyspikes avvy look so huggable?
How does Red XIII/ Nanaki have children if he was the last of his kind?
Who is unhuggable?

[Nikki]

Wil Xze ever control her own country?

[Roureem Egas]

Why the call box in doctor who is small on the outside and huge in the inside?

I hear sending snow peas to someone is a gesture of generosity.

for once, I actually have a serious question. well, semi-serious.
if you could become any character from any webcomic, who would it be? I'd kinda like to be grace from el goonish shive.

Let that be a secret.

Wil Xze ever control her own country?

I will not stake my soul for that kind of prediction. So I shall parrot!

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"[/southern accent]

[Dakata]

How can I make the forumites believe that I am a boy and not a stinkin' girl?

Why do people say cake is better than pie? D:
....They're lying, right?! Tell me they're lying!

If I said Rou had a fat butt, would I have to go in the naughty corner?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why is pie so much better than cake?  ZOMG, esp. German Chocolate.

[Fresnor]

How can I make the forumites believe that I am a boy and not a stinkin' girl?

Why do people say cake is better than pie? D:
....They're lying, right?! Tell me they're lying!

If I said Rou had a fat butt, would I have to go in the naughty corner?

Post up a pic proclaiming your bishiness.  Depends on the flavors really, I prefer applesauce cake myself.  No, you'd have to go to the burning corner.  >.>

Why is pie so much better than cake?  ZOMG, esp. German Chocolate.

Because pies are much better for throwing.  *throws a key lime to the face*

[Paladin Sheppard]

Which is a hander game to play Ice Hockey or Field Hockey?

[RJ]

I have discovered through my on-going experiment that fanfic readers are prejudiced against any form of Japanese inserted into a fic, no matter how well the writing is; should I be surprised?

[Eibborn]

I have discovered through my on-going experiment that fanfic readers are prejudiced against any form of Japanese inserted into a fic, no matter how well the writing is; should I be surprised?

Not at all. Japanese has become associated with teenage schoolgirl Mary-Sue-type stories. Personally, unnecessary (and overused) Japanese can turn me away from a fanfic. One language is enough, in my opinion.

[topher chee]

If a rooster were to lay an egg on the top of a pointed roof, and the wind was blowing eastward at approximately 15 mph, which way would it fall???


ah nuts, that was a stupid excuse of a comment, dont worry about it

[Snap]

Why is there no function in the forum that plays Unreal Tournament sounds?

This would have been a Monsterpost for at least 5 times!

[Aridas]

Why aren't bombs owned by the USA commonly called weapons of mass destruction too? 

[King Of Hearts]

As far as the end of the universe is concerened, which theory do you subscribe to?

Heat Death, Big Crunch, Big Rip, or False Vacuum?

[Miaka]

Why do I get so dizzy at random?