The ban game, v05

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned for not being clear enough: jet "plan" or jet "plane?"

[e_voyager]

Jairusis banned because i must defragment to fix my spelling errors. see you in 21 and1/2 hours.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because I'm going to miss his witty banter.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for using the term "banter."

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for having a problem with the word "banter." What's wrong with it?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because "banter" sounds too much like banner.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because that makes no sense. So?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it actually does make sense, if you're sleep deprived anyway and tend to misread things.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because it's only 12:35 in the morning where I am and where he is. Then again, I have work in the morning, and you might have been up since early. Tell you what, I'll ban you for being sleepy and you take your ban time and go to sleep. I'm actually going to do that right after I finish posting this. Good night.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I don't want to ban him anymore until I go to sleep anyway.  So nyah!

[Jairus]

Yeah, well I ban you right back! Nyah!

Okay, seriously, now I'm going to sleep. I'm going to listen to the soothing voice of George Carlin, and I'm going to wake up in six and a half hours.

[VSMIT]

Wait.  George Carlin, soothing?

So banned.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for two reasons. 1st, for making me respond to this. 2nd, since I have weird tastes in music and sounds, I actually like listening to someone telling us what's wrong with America as I black out. And I don't really like listening to music as I go down, since I prefer listening to human voices. Of course, it has led to some interesting dreams...

I'm still wondering about that one dream where dinosaurs attacked my university campus. At least, I think it was my university campus: a few buildings from both my high school campus and my little sister's high school campus seemed to have somehow moved there. It's weird when you're dreaming and you can tell that it's a dream.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because now I'm listening to Mr. Carlin ranting about religion.

[Jairus]

Okay, now I'm serious! You are banned! Go to sleep!

God, I sound old! And I'm only two years older than you. You know, you're banned for making me feel old. There, two bannings in one ban post.

[VSMIT]

You can't ban me for that second one, since we're (mostly) equals, what with both of us being university students (except I'm starting in August).

You're banned for not listening to your own advice and not doing what you said you were going to do.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for I am a college boy too

[Jairus]

Okay, I'm back, and Slowtini is banned because he's a college student too. What year are you guys? I'm starting my Senior year in a few months.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because I had an accident on my motorcycle last night and he's the first person I feel like lashing out at!  HA!

[Angel]

Mowser is banned for not paying attention in his anger management sessions.

[VSMIT]

Black_angel is banned so I can answer Jairus's question.

I am going to be a Freshman.

[Stygian]

VSMIT is banned for being a lowly freshman.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for making fun of the poor Freshmen. It's not their fault that they can't do anything.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for implying that I can't do anything.  I can ban you, which is something you can't do.

[Jairus]

Okay, two things.
1st, I ban you, because that's the rule of the thread. As for a reason... eh, I'll ban you for being a Freshman, because you just got out of High School and deserve to be congratulated. Consider this a part of your hazing ritual.
2nd, I ban myself for a period lasting until after the next response in this thread. What was that you were saying about something I can't do?

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I'll be starting my freshman year in college in september, and shall be majoring in Physics.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because that's very cool. Good luck with that. I'm currently majoring in English, with a focus on Creative Writing.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because only fools major in any kind of English.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned by my ginormous collection of books.
Fuck yeah, Science fiction.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for throwing the book at VSMIT.