The ban game, v05

[Jairus]

SweetTheLeg is banned for making me laugh... which reminds me of a funny story involving a trip to my family's Alpine cabin, a screen door, and a not-too-bright dachshund...

[SweepTheLeg]

Jairus just can't seem to keep his personal moments of nostalgia to himself. Another stroll down memory lane, another morning waking up in the Ban apartment.

[Jairus]

Okay. SweepTheLeg is banned for repeated violations of Time and Space Administration code 13.67: all officers are forbidden from demonstrating magical abilities in front of civilian populations unless the world at large is aware of the existence of magic.

[SweepTheLeg]

Jairus is banned for being an accomplice is breaking Time and Space Administration code 13:37: no officer may pwn so hard in front of others that civilian populations burst into flame.

[Jairus]

SweepTheLeg is banned for doing something so horrible that the Time and Space Administration needed to come up with two separate codes in order to properly punish him: the first to cover the horrible deed he did, and the second to prevent people from relating exactly what he did.

[SweepTheLeg]

Behold the modern day Jairus. So sure in his knowledge of Time and Space Administration protocol. So unashamedly confident in their abilities to punish those that have transgressed. May his forthcoming ban be a wake up call that not everyone that breaks the rules stays away. Except him, of course.

[Jairus]

SweepTheLeg is banned for withholding information about the previous Jairus generation. I would greatly desire to know more about my genetic predecessor.

[SweepTheLeg]

Jairus is banned. Just banned. Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

[Jairus]

Fair enough. You're banned for killing it.

[SweepTheLeg]

Jairus is banned for instigating cat on cat crimes. Horrible, really. With all that cats have stacked against them, it's a shame.

[Jairus]

SweepTheLeg is banned for gambling on cat on cat crimes.

[e_voyager]

 Jairus is banned for having such small ears. i mean come on

[Jairus]

e-voyager is banned for hurting me feelings.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because he does have small ears compared to my forte and Jyrras. i mean come you muse admit it

[Jairus]

That doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt! You're banned for rubbing it in!

[SweepTheLeg]

Jairus is banned for speaking from his island of exile, for having small ears. No communication with the outside world for you, my son.

[Jairus]

SweepTheLeg is banned because he can't tell me what to do! He's not my real father, anyway!

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned for not dancing!

[Jairus]

e-voyager is banned for wearing socks that don't match.

[SweepTheLeg]

Jairus is banned for wearing socks at all.

[e_voyager]

SweepTheLeg is banned for dancing better then i do

[Jairus]

e-voyager is banned for being the The Return of the Fellowship of the Lord of the Riverdance to the Two Towers.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by the Internet Oracle, who is, at this very moment, aiming his <<ZOT>> gun at him for that monstrosity...

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because all I have to say is "bring it."

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because i wanted to use my plasma gun on him for that ban!

[VSMIT]

Spanky is banned because I wanted to ban Jairus with this little number:

Jairus is banned because you don't tell the Oracle to "bring it."  The Almighty Oracle makes even God quiver in his over-sized boots.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned for have so many nice dragons in his sig

[Jairus]

e-voyager is banned for having that creepy picture of Moira hugging her naked son. Seriously, what the heck's up with that?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for dissing Silverfoxr's art.

[SweepTheLeg]

VSMIT is banned for having mommy issues. Out of the correct comic forum, at that.