The ban game, v05

[Ren Gaulen]

Screw the rules, I have grey hair!! Also, you are banned now, Jairus. My hair told me to do so.

[Jairus]

Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again. Oh, and you're banned because my hair is your father...

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for doing a very poor rip off of Star Wars.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for not realizing that it was a very poor rip off of a very poor rip off of Star Wars.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for calling "Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series" a poor rip-off. It was a brilliant rip-off!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not noticing the Super Special Awesome sarcastic irony of my banning of VSMIT.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for using a phrase "super special awesome". What are you, a Yugi?

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for being condescending.  Like Kaiba.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because his blimp is roughly one-third the size of his ego.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for having an ego bigger than Ren's.  And for the fact that I don't own a blimp.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because he tried to stand up to my Egyptian Rage!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because his Egyptian Rage is no match to my Imperial Rage! Angry Marines are always angry!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I cheated!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because his cheating oly makes Angry Marines more angry. But the still seem to be not angry enough.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for letting the marines get angry.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for not making the incredibly obvious Hulk-style "you won't like them when they're angry" line.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because Angry Marines are always angry. All the time.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because his Angry Marines have only two settings: Angry, and Kill Yourself.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for posting far too much.

[Jairus]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because he's right. Dangit.

[e_voyager]

Jairus and llearch n'n'daCorna are both banned for hypocrisy

[Jairus]

I may not speak for llearch, but e-voyager is banned for calling me out on my hypocrisy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Very well, Jairus! I am Ren! Ren Gaulen! I am the Sword That Bans Evil!! CHESTOOOOOOOO!!! ..And there is no Evil that can stand against my ban...

[Jairus]

I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The Dark fire will not avail you, Ren of Gaulen! Go back to the Shadow! YOU... SHALL NOT... BAN!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Blade with whom I have lived,
Blade with whom I now die,
Serve Right and Justice one more time,
Seek one last heart of Evil,
Still one last life of pain,
Ban well, old friend,
And then farewell!

Jairus, become banned!!

[Jairus]

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and Fire is my blood
I have created many blades
Unknown to death, nor known to life.
I have gone through great pains to create many weapons for you
And yet these hands that I speak of will never hold anything ever again
So as I pray to Ren Gaulen, give me Unlimited Ban Works!

[Ren Gaulen]

I had a different translation of Archer's chant.. But the Unlimited Blade Ban wil only obey me! As for you, Jairus, you are banned by the Death Corps of Krieg!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen, I call on the Sword of Promised Victory, Excaliban!

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because this thread's title contains a type of shampoo.
Also, you can't wield Excaliban, It's locked inside my closet.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is banned by digivolution of it is the power of the digimon that exceedes the power of the poke'mon.