The ban game, v05

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for being so easily annoyed. You need to be more calm and collected, my friend.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for making another logical and well-worded attempt to help me calm down.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because when words fail, steel starts to speak! ..Yeah, that was random.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because apparently he thinks that swords talk to him, which is just a little creepy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I don't think that my sword talks to me. It talks to my foes instead!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because he's the one that is causing the East to Burn Red!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because it is not my fault that my heart is burning with courage, causing stuff around my to spontaneously combust.

[Jairus]

But you are now banned because it is your fault that this hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Shining Finger!

[Ren Gaulen]

Stop poking me!! No-one pokes me with a Shining Finger and gets away with it! Prepare thyself!

I'm invincible!
My banning skills are perfectly honed!
The power of my ban knows NO equal!!
The School of the Undefeated of the North's ultimate bannihilation technique!
Supreme Banninating Fist!!!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for making me pull out the God Gundam to defend myself.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for keeping the God Gundum in a place it needs to be pulled out from. This is sacrilege!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not realizing that the God Gundam only needs to be stored away because it's sheer level of awesomeness is too great for mere mortals to handle!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I have something even more awesome to offer, and its name is GaoGaiGar. Genesic GaoGaiGar. (It even needs to be disassembled to be stored. )

Hell and Heaven!
Gemu.
Giru.
Gan.
Gou.
Gufou.
VIITAAAAAAAAS!!!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not knowing that the G Stone - GaoGaiGar's power source - is actually the God Stone: a synthesized and nearly mass-produced version of the awesomeness that God Gundam is made of.

[Ren Gaulen]

Wrong, my friend. Both GaoGaiGar and God Gundam use the G-Stone as their power source, but the G-Stone itself is in fact crystallized Courage. You are banned for making such a mistake.

But I agree, G can stand for God. Or Genesic. Or Getter!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for making me realize that it's a good thing that God Gundam and GaoGaiGar never actually met... the sheer awesomeness would probably cause the world to collapse.

And I just remembered that I actually have a fanart depicting both God Gundam and GaoGaiGar together in the same picture, combining Hammer Hell and Heaven with Bakunetsu God Finger. And it is awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I have a picture where GaoGaiGar wields the Goldion Hammer, while God Gundam assists him wielding a giant force nail. And this is awesome too.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I think we're talking about the same picture...

I need to go look at the awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned so that he can observe the awesomeness without any distractions.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I just remembered another fanart that depicted the Master Gundam wielding the Goldion Hammer. It is both awesome and terrifying.

And yes, we were talking about the same picture.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for being terrified by Master Gundam when he apparently has the God Gundam in his possession.. Wait. Domon?? Is that you?

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for discovering my secret identity!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned so that he could answer me! The School of the Undefeated of the East!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned in turn! The winds of the king!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for Zenshin!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for Keiretsu!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for Tenpa Kyoran!

[Jairus]

Look! The East is Burning Red! You're banned for doing it again!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for making me cry manly tears. Again. Brother!!..

...Let the East forever burn Red.

[Jairus]

All right then.

Ren Gaulen is banned for reminding me of one of my favorite tearjerker endings. The only one more powerful for me was the ending of The Iron Giant... ah man, now I'm tearing up.

May our favorite giant robots always stand tall.