The ban game, v05

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for closing the area down to about 100 miles.

[James StarRunner]

Yakanaj is banned for...

umm...

Not being with me right now!

[VSMIT]

James is banned for ninja'ing me.

yakanaj is banned for ninja'ing me.

Jairus, Fresno?

[James StarRunner]

VSMIT is banned for allowing that many ninjas attack him when only one was needed.

[Jairus]

James StarRunner is banned for ninja-ing me!

And VSMIT is banned for now being almost two-hundred miles off target.

[James StarRunner]

Jairus is banned for getting ninjaed by an obvious pro.

[VSMIT]

James is banned for making fun of me.

Jairus is banned because it might be Sacramento.

James is banned again for ninja'ing me.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for ninja-ing me. And you're only twenty miles off target now.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for Roseville!

[James StarRunner]

VSMIT is rebanned for letting a handsome blue squirrel like myself to keep getting the better of him.

[VSMIT]

James is banned because it's not he that is getting the better of me, it is the fact that I need to figure out cities in the general direction that Jairus is giving me.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for now being a little over thirty miles off. She's also banned for not thinking that I might be screwing with all of you.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for calling me a girl!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I was mistaken. My apologies, sir.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for either Vacaville or Fairfield.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for being either about twenty or about thirty miles off. And for still not considering that I'm screwing with you all.

[James StarRunner]

Jairus is banned for not using a proper power tool for screwing people with.

[Jairus]

James StarRunner is banned for implying that I like to physically screw with my victims.

That could be read a couple of ways, couldn't it?

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because his name begins  with an j

[Jairus]

e-voyager is banned because I'm starting to think about not giving any more hints as to where I live...

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned for trying to tell us where he lives

[Jairus]

e-voyager is banned because I've been doing a pass-the-baton thing with yakanaj and James StarRunner all bleeding day, and I'm glad that more than VSMIT has finally joined in.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because losing sure is easy so i am no more.

[Jairus]

e-voyager is banned because I just laid down the basic design for an entire race in my fantasy universe and I feel like celebrating.

[SweepTheLeg]

Jairus is banned for leaving the third story den window unlocked, letting me back on to the forum.

[Jairus]

SweepTheLog is banned for being the forum's newest member! Welcome to the Clockwork Mansion, TheLog! Don't forget to introduce yourself to everyone!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I have returned from my exile and I desperately need to ban somebody.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not finding a healthier way of releasing the need to ban somebody while away.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because there is no healthier way to release one's need to ban somebody other than to ban somebody!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for realizing the logical inconsistency in my previous argument, thus making me annoyed at myself.