16/06/08 [DMFA #916] - The Thesaurus of Evil

[Sid]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Amber has somehow managed to make the Death Knight look cute and adorable. I'm not surprised, but I'm still amazed - and happy!

Too bad that Dark Pegasus is not overly impressed with his/her/its performance...

[Ren Gaulen]

Poor, poor Death Knight. It will have to stop fighting Shanna and Aliyka to make his master pleased with him.
..And I still don't understand why are the feet of a Death Knight always on fire? I hope Darth Pegasus does not have carpets anywhere..

[Victoire Épique]

...Heck, you're right.
The pile of 'girls' is cute.
The Death Knight is cute.
Even Dark Pegasus is cute.

My teeth are going to fall out from reading too much DMFA.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*snrk*

Failure, indeed. And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.

Poor Dan.

[Sid]

..And I still don't understand why are the feet of a Death Knight always on fire?

See also: Rule Of Cool

And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.

Well, he's still wearing the silly dress for some reason, so I don't exactly blame Dark Pegasus for jumping to conclusions.

[Tapewolf]

Awesome.  I do like Pegasus.   I can see I'm going to have fun with this.
Presumably the noise is Shanna and Aliyka duking it out...

[Brunhidden]

i wonder what we shall see next- dan giving a suckerpunch for being called a girl again, or possibly the two giant women in the other room doing something fun instead of violent as it seems they both have common interests.

I crush you like pudding

[Tapewolf]

You know what Pegasus needs?  Electric lighting.  Though I note he got that sorted by 'Warrior for Hire'...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.

Well, he's still wearing the silly dress for some reason, so I don't exactly blame Dark Pegasus for jumping to conclusions.

Blame? Who's blaming him? I'm merely noting in passing... ;-]

[Daymond42]

It's a tragic tale as to why the Death Knight has feet on fire.

Athlete's foot.


Where's John Madden with his commercial?  "Boom! Tough actin' Tinactin!"

[Alondro]

Death Knight phails.

News at 11.

[Timothy]

i wonder what we shall see next ...

Dan destroying the Deathknight by grabing the big, red, round, oooh shiny, ball that makes up it's mid section ?

Big Red Button Syndrome 

[Aleolus]

Dude, what is with everyone linking to TVtropes?  It does not have the answer to life, the universe and everything, for goodness sake!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Dude, what is with everyone linking to TVtropes?  It does not have the answer to life, the universe and everything, for goodness sake!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/TheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything

*cough*

[DarkAudit]

Dude, what is with everyone linking to TVtropes?  It does not have the answer to life, the universe and everything, for goodness sake!

We already have the answer. Problem is no one's found the right question yet.

[Timothy]

Dude, what is with everyone linking to TVtropes?  It does not have the answer to life, the universe and everything, for goodness sake!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/TheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything

*cough*

Hrhr ... base 13 ... I never knew.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_13

[AmigaDragon]

I'm wondering if DP even saw any of these "girls" before now? He (seemingly) obviously hasn't noticed Hanna's non-bleeding stump yet (advantage to being dumped in a dark room, missed details). From the dressing-down DP's giving it, the Death Knight was sent to take care of Shanna and Aliyka (i.e. the "disturbance") and got distracted by these others. This tells me they have some minimal intelligence to follow orders, not extensions of DP's will.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Either the DK is intelligent enough to not want to go "arrest" Shanna and Aliyka...

... or the instructions were limited enough that arresting Dan & co fits.

This is the issue with creating creatures you can control with your will. Either they're stupid enough to require serious concentration to direct in anything unusual, or they're intelligent enough to be a risk. Hence why any truly creative Evil Overlord worthy of the name wouldn't touch such a creation with the archetypical ten-foot pole...

[Angel]

Hm. Deathknight-guy had better hope that that thesaurus doesn't put "slap on the wrist" next to "painful, drawn-out death."

On a side note, the lighting in this comic is cool.

[SpottedKitty]

I hope Darth Pegasus does not have carpets anywhere..

Not any more he doesn't...   

[terrycloth]

I'm not sure if this is on the evil overlords list, but really.

If you're going to have underlings, use ones that are able to speak!!!

I learned this lesson well after the GM let me play a pokemon trainer in this one GURPs game...

[Mwa]

Dan in the first panel was actually enough to make me go "ohmygod cuuuuuuuuuuuute!" out loud, which i have never done before.
Ever.
Also damn your tvtropes and it's ensnaring grasp.

[SpottedKitty]

And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.

Is anyone keeping count of how many people (and others) have thought Dan's a girl...?

[AmigaDragon]

In just this flashback? Let's see, there were the two (and a half? ) Mythos captors, Graz and Kass (at first glance, then revised), DP and Death Knight... That 's all I can think of right now, since I've seen no definitive indication one way or the other for the Amazons,  (apparently both of) the guards that dressed him already knew he's a guy, and Aliyka appears to know.

Outside of the flashback, I'll let others add to the count.

[Tapewolf]

Hm. Deathknight-guy had better hope that that thesaurus doesn't put "slap on the wrist" next to "painful, drawn-out death."

I don't know how psychotic DP is, but torturing something to death that has no self-will seems to be a bit of a hollow endeavour 

[Vidar]

I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some. 

... getting some failure?

See, Vidar, this is where you've been going wrong. Girls don't like failure...

;-]

[Slowtini]

I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some. 

... getting some failure?

See, Vidar, this is where you've been going wrong. Girls don't like failure...

;-]

Not to mention that there's a trap in that pile of girls.

[Ren Gaulen]

Not to mention that there's a trap in that pile of girls.

..See, Dark? Don't make a mistake!

[Ry]

I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some. 

... getting some failure?

See, Vidar, this is where you've been going wrong. Girls don't like failure...

And I  can speak from personal experience that boys do NOT like being called girls.  And if Dan were MtF, I think the "thinks they're girls" comment would have completely destroyed any chances anyone in that castle had.