Lies! And slander!

[ShadesFox]

e_voyager was once a man.

[Suwako]

ShadesFox once dated a paper bag, however it never worked out, she was related to llearch.

[Slowtini]

Aiyno went on to marry said paper bag, and have seven little boxlets.

[meany]

Slowtini dreams to someday evolve into Slowinare then into Slowinite.

[Cogidubnus]

Meany is secretly afraid of orthodontists.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is a member of Adeptus Orthodontus.

[Slowtini]

Ren hasn't sharpened ze weapons in a while if you get what I'm saying 

[Suwako]

Slowtini is net a pervert he is just slightly misunderstood and often very misunderstood, it's because his childhood included three monks of which one was one of the holy men that met jesus in RL.

[Slowtini]

Aiyno is very easy to understand.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is a legendary lost pokemon

[Slowtini]

e_voyager doesn't look more and more stupid with every phrase uttered

[Azlan]

Slowtini is the most popular person on the forums.

[meany]

Azlan's smile is hideous.

[Suwako]

Meany was raised in a tube, then in a bubble and then he killed everyone and became a priest. 

[Ryudo Lee]

Aiyno's dream as a child was to be raised by wolves.

[meany]

Ryudo's dream as a child was to be a lawyer.

[Stygian]

Meany's dream as a child was to be a Scientologist. Unfortunately, they don't recognize psychology as a valid field of science, and so they deemed that in the long run, the effects of his grin were either unexplainable or just too much to cope with.

[Slowtini]

Stygian's dream as a child was to be a waffle iron.

[meany]

Slowtini's dream as a child was to be male.

[Slowtini]

For the record. I am male, Meany.

Meany's dream was to be a Man's Man if you know what I'm saying 

[yakanaj]

Slowtini's dream as a child was to grow up and be Ms. Universe.

[Slowtini]

I was a confused child, all right?

Yakanaj's greatest childhood dream was to die in a fire.

[yakanaj]

Why would I want to die in a fire when I could die in a roller coaster accident? Fun 'till the end!

Slowtini's dream is to be found in a tequila bottle.

[Slowtini]

Yakanaj has a morbid fear of Piñatas.

[yakanaj]

Yakanaj has a morbid fear of Piñatas.

No, not Pinatas, just the fact that a rat fell out of one. *shudder*

Slowtini  is banned for reminding me about the rat

[Slowtini]

Yakanaj has a perfectly fine grasp of reality. (This ain't the ban thread buddy)

[yakanaj]

Yakanaj has a perfectly fine grasp of reality. (This ain't the ban thread buddy)

woops. ...hehehe...


Slowtini is a very kind and conciderate person who makes everyone feel all warm and cuddly.

[Slowtini]

Yakanaj, this isn't the Karma thread.

Yakanaj has been obsessed with kermit the frog since the age of seven.

[Brunhidden]

slowthini has lost his grip on sanity, and is in fact reading the wrong thread. i have informed the men in white suits and they shall be around shortly with a padded van

What part of being shot at do you find fun?

[Slowtini]

Brun, those guys showed up an hour ago, I kindly explained to them that they were at the wrong address, and kindly directed them to your address.

Brunhidden DOESN'T sound stupid. ;D