Lies! And slander!

[Slowtini]

e_voyager once set a poodle aflame.

[yakanaj]

Slowtini is actually kirby after a really good diet program.

[e_voyager]

yakanaj routinely beats kids in video games like metal gear.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Spanky routinely gets beaten by kids. With sticks.

[Suwako]

llearch n'n'daCorna boss is a super evolved caveman from another demension, with the neck of a giraffe and the butt of a dragon!   

[meany]

Aiyno is acutally Hillary Clinton.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Meany is actually Meanica Lewinski.

[ShadesFox]

llearch is actually a sentient glass of water.

[Slowtini]

Shades isn't really a fox, but a sentient rutabaga in disguise!

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is not a pokemon but a digimon in disguise.

[yakanaj]

e_voyager like to pretend he's a robot because he's too "unsightly" to pass for human.

[Suwako]

yakanaj is just plain nasty to meet in person, she keeps telling you that she knows what you did.

[e_voyager]

Aiyno can not keep a secret for anything. he told me so himself.

[Cogidubnus]

E-Voyager hates to travel.

[e_voyager]

Cogidubnus is the forums highest poster to date

[Ryudo Lee]

e_voyager is made from second-hand soviet parts.

[Suwako]

Ryudo Lee  wasn't made, he is just the spawn of radioactive waste and sour milk on a unlucky sunday afternoon

[Ryudo Lee]

Ryudo Lee  wasn't made, he is just the spawn of radioactive waste and sour milk on a unlucky sunday afternoon

That is awesome.  I'm like some kind of mutant superhero.

...

On that line of thinking, I find Aiyno to be quite witty and intelligent.

[Angel]

Ryudo Lee is the Pathological Liar in disguise.

[Slowtini]

Black angel is secretly White mage.

[meany]

Slowtini has been reduced to a nasty little smear on the floor by White Mage's hammer.

[e_voyager]

Meany was made from left over teeth that the tooth fairy rejected.

[Suwako]

e_voyager has never touched the ground, he always floats around and has a falling sensation.

[yakanaj]

Aiyno was once a roaming gnome, but had to give it up when she/he started attacking stop signs.

[Ryudo Lee]

yakanaj is a xenomorph in disguise.

[Raffe]

Ryudo likes to play 'chicken' in helicopters

[Ryudo Lee]

DG isn't a chicken.

[Suwako]

Ryudo Lee likes saying nice things about people all the time in this thread.

[Raffe]

Aiyno is a multigendered cannibalistic amphibian

[e_voyager]

Deebs' giraffe has no name of his own