Lies! And slander!

[Slowtini]

e_voyager once set a kitten aflame.

[Azlan]

Slowtini was voted most likely to succeed in life.

[yakanaj]

Azlan likes to dress up in leather and go to the local park to act out scenes from the matrix.

[Suwako]

yakanaj likes watching Azlan do that   

[yakanaj]

Aiyno likes to watch with me.

[Suwako]

yakanaj  always makes me bring a video camera and sell the tapes on the internet. 

[yakanaj]

Aiyno is the one who sets the price.

[Suwako]

yakanaj is the one whose paypal account the profit is going to.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Aiyno is the one who came up with the scheme.

[Suwako]

llearch n'n'daCorna was the source of inspiration and the prime contributor to the scheme. 

[yakanaj]

Aiyno is the one who convinced llearch to fund the project. 

[Suwako]

yakanaj convinced me to convince llearch to fund the project by use of sharp and pointy tools.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hey, for a top secret project, Aiyno, you're sure willing to chat about it.


In other news, Aiyno secretly harbours some... questionable desires towards barbie dolls.

[Ren Gaulen]

LLEARCH IS THE DEMONS!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is a lovely person, and someone I always watch out for posts from.

[Suwako]

llearch does not know how many barbiedolls I have set on fire till this day, but anyway...

llearch is the one who collects barbiedolls in a scheme to kill the president of the world, as soon as he exists.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Aiyno is in risk of being killed by me, although he doesn't know it.

Yet.

Viva el Presidente!

[Suwako]

llearch doesn't know that I am just one clone and that the real person behind my insanity is waiting in the shadows, pondering total world dominance.

[meany]

Aiyno is out to steal my job.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Meany smiles because he's a nice person, and utterly friendly; wouldn't hurt a fly, no matter how scary he looks.

[Suwako]

llearch n'n'daCorna is a great crate, don't let anyone tell you otherwise or he will kill your and the person who told you otherwise.

[e_voyager]

Aiyno is one of the oldest members of the forum

[Suwako]

I was here when it became the forum for more things including dmfa!

I am old!

e_voyager was here since the beginning but left before the end of it all.

[Angel]

Aiyno is that thing you forgot about in the back of the fridge, looked for a week later, and couldn't find. He has genetically mutated himself to a sentient being.

(If this had a point to it, it'd be news to me.)

[Raffe]

Black_angel like to roll around sideways with his feet behind his head

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Deebs pays attention to things around him.

Hint: Look under Black_Angel's avatar. ;-]

[e_voyager]

llearch n'n'daCorna is really names alfalfa after they guy in my gang

[Suwako]

One cannot set things on fire in e's presence, things somehow always end  blowing up.

[Ren Gaulen]

Aiyno owes me money. Lots of money. Apparently I will never see this money, though.

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen still ower me all of the sketches that I was going to pay for though, so I will not send the money to him till he has shown me at least two of them. Of course not all of it, I bloody ordered a 100