Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[justacritic]

Child experimentation especially orphans...
How shall it be punished?

[Darkdragon]

Is that sentence well-formed under general modes of English grammar?

[Gabi]

Child experimentation especially orphans...
How shall it be punished?

It depends on the laws of each country, but I don't think whether or not the child has parents should be a determining factor. After all, experimenting on a child is just as cruel one way or another.

Is that sentence well-formed under general modes of English grammar?

It could use a comma after experimentation, but it was clearly readable.

[Zedd]

What's your favorite vital organ?

Are Sea Turtles time lords?

Who'd win in a fight between Scrappy Doo and Jar Jar Binks?

Can you teach me how to fly?

Jumping the shark or Frying the coke?

[Lushin]

What's your favorite vital organ?

Are Sea Turtles time lords?

Who'd win in a fight between Scrappy Doo and Jar Jar Binks?

Can you teach me how to fly?

Jumping the shark or Frying the coke?

The Left Kidney

No they just live a long time

No I don't have a pilots license

Jumping the shark it's cooler

[Gabi]

Yet a person can survive without the left kidney as long as the right one works well, so it's only partially vital.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Is that the left kidney from the front or the left one from the back?

[ShadesFox]

Either or really.

[bradypodidae]

What is the one thing I should do, if nothing else, to prepare for the cooler Fall weather?

[Lushin]

Colder showers

[Darkdragon]

What would Saint Peter say to Heidegger and a Hippo if they approached the Pearly Gates?

On a slightly more serious note: Why is it so hard to make the execs understand that for a nonprofit organization the volunteers are an integral part of the organization and their efforts should be at least acknowledged?

[Lushin]

He will say nothing.
Because the execs don't care cause they aren't getting money.

[e_voyager]

To all APF's and AP team do excuse the needless over complexity  of this seemingly simple and harmless question which is to follow as i am out of practice and must reload my BIOS:

If you were or are a cubi what clan would you like to be from and what clan would you really be from?

[Zedd]

Is it wrong use violence against violence?

Is it wrong let an alien space parasite use your mind and body like a dish rag?

[Gabi]

That will only cause more violence. Unless you annihilate everyone, then it'll all be quiet but everyone will have lost.

Why would you want to do that?

[e_voyager]

can you rebuild me to be a cubi? if yes.
what clan should i be from ?

[ShadesFox]

Well, I could rebuild you. You will be what ever clan I want you to be. You won't like it.

[Darkdragon]

Even though I've dumped $300+ dollars into signing up and studying for my profession exams, why is procrastinating on such an important occasion so alluring?

[e_voyager]

Well, I could rebuild you. You will be what ever clan I want you to be. You won't like it.

What makes you think i have a clan preferance?

[Gabi]

Even though I've dumped $300+ dollars into signing up and studying for my profession exams, why is procrastinating on such an important occasion so alluring?

Procrastination is always alluring when you have an important task ahead of you.

Well, I could rebuild you. You will be what ever clan I want you to be. You won't like it.

What makes you think i have a clan preferance?

Is that French? In any case, don't trust Shades with your body if you know what's good for you. (No offense meant to Shades).

[Azlan]

Oh no no, don't listen to Gabi.  Shades would never do anything unspeakable with your body.  Trust in Shades, really!  >.>

[ShadesFox]

*steps out of the back room, wearing a full body protective suit, red gloves that clearly used to be blue, a visor covered in something that was probably important, and a dosimeter. *

Oh yes, I'm very good at these sorts of things.

[Lushin]

Oh no no, don't listen to Gabi.  Shades would never do anything unspeakable with your body.  Trust in Shades, really!  >.>

Is that why Shades has your tail above his fireplace?

[e_voyager]

*steps out of the back room, wearing a full body protective suit, red gloves that clearly used to be blue, a visor covered in something that was probably important, and a dosimeter. *

Oh yes, I'm very good at these sorts of things.

okay that would scare me and i'm currently a robot... i'll go as  professor Bambi for help maybe between the two of use we can clone a soulless body for me to inhabit. *flees*

Does shades do this kind of thing on purpose?

[Darkdragon]

Has Shades been filling the "evil doctor" archtype on the forum since last I checked?

[Lushin]

The thing with Shades is in his mind he's not doing anything wrong. It's everyone else that is acting crazy around him.

[Darkdragon]

Since when did the label "evil" actually consider if the entity being labeled as such considers itself "evil"?

[Lushin]

Hurting and killing others for no reasons other than selfish reasons are when evil can be considered. The main thing with the word "evil" is also a personal thing. What some consider as evil, some consider normal.

[bradypodidae]

Some guy named Jacob Marley keeps showing up in my house (how the heck is he getting in, anyway!) and babbling something about me receiving three visitors. Should I be concerned?

[Lushin]

Oh no he's just trying to sell you something.