Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[ShadesFox]

Will Locks of Love accept your hair if you have split ends?

No, in fact if you try, I will stab you.  This is mostly because I have a stabbing contract with them.

Will Azlan ever accept a few minutes to sign an autograph?

How many spots does Abel really have?

Why does it take the will of a panda to tell a Skunk what to do?

They took all the Toblerone! Oh god why?

Whats the layman's way of repairing the raft?

Only if by "sign an autograph" you mea "hot stabby death"

Yes

Because pandas are fucking STONED ALL THE TIME

I took  nap

shooting it

Why oh why did I cut my hair?
Did Locks of Love receive it yet?

Because you were piss off at Sampson.
I've not gotten any stabbing contract orders, so I guess not.

Why does everything look swirly all of a sudden?

You got a really nasty batch of pink serum it seems.  Most people just turn into chesty girls.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

*shoots Jairus*

Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

Look, are you going to help me hide the body or not?  You can even keep the skull if you really want it.

To be or not to be?

*shoots Jairus again*
Stay dead!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Did you miss some answers for Zedd, there, Shades? ;-]

[Azlan]

I did. Gabi said she thinks you might have an idea where my flask marked "צ" went. So, do you?

I was told Schrödinger's cat had it.

Azlan, Why is it a secret?

That would be telling now wouldn't it.

Will Azlan ever accept a few minutes to sign an autograph?

Azlan is fae, if you want to risk being dressed up in frilly pink dresses and play life-sized candy land... then knock yourself out.

Will Azlan ever accept a few minutes to sign an autograph?

Only if by "sign an autograph" you mea "hot stabby death"

Someone request stabbidy stab?

Did you miss some answers for Zedd, there, Shades? ;-]

They were Zen answers.

[Zedd]

Will Azlan ever accept a few minutes to sign an autograph?

Azlan is fae, if you want to risk being dressed up in frilly pink dresses and play life-sized candy land... then knock yourself out.

I'm willing to take that risk...*looks around in magical steamer trunk*

[Darkdragon]

Then it couldn't be safer. I don't want the US government to find its existence.

Why does fatigue strike at most inconvenient times?

[Kenji]

I'm willing to take that risk...*looks around in magical steamer trunk*

That wasn't a Question. *Launches Zedd into space. In the dress of course*

Then it couldn't be safer. I don't want the US government to find its existence.

Why does fatigue strike at most inconvenient times?

If it was planned, it would be called a "nap".

[Slowtini]

How does one "Take" a nap.
Taking implies Removing.

How does one remove a concept?

[Kenji]

How does one "Take" a nap.
Taking implies Removing.

How does one remove a concept?

You remove it from someone else on the other side of the world who is just waking up to apply it to yourself.

[Lushin]

Also when napping you are taking the time to nap. Saying "taking the time to nap" is longer than "taking a nap"

[Slowtini]

Can I steal Daimien's Nap?

[Kenji]

Can I steal Daimien's Nap?

You may join him in the tailless section afterward. I wouldn't advise it, considering you're pretty much all tail.

[Jairus]

Why did you shoot me twice? That wasn't very nice.

What is this feeling, so sudden and new, I felt the moment I laid eyes on you?

[Darkdragon]

Is it a symptom of disease if one cannot think straight?

[Lushin]

Why did you shoot me twice? That wasn't very nice.

What is this feeling, so sudden and new, I felt the moment I laid eyes on you?

I had to shot twice to make the first one hit.

It's the feeling of being shot.

Is it a symptom of disease if one cannot think straight?

No just means you have too much to think about. You just don't know it.

[Darkdragon]

Why don't people understand the concept of infinity?

[Kenji]

Why don't people understand the concept of infinity?

Because you can't understand the infinity+1 clause.

[Jairus]

Why did the chicken who got hit while he crossed the road get turned into a killer death cyborg?

[Lushin]

Why did the chicken who got hit while he crossed the road get turned into a killer death cyborg?

Cause no one would expect a killer cyborg chicken.

[Azlan]

Cause no one would expect a killer cyborg chicken.

I expected it, and built it into my schemes.

[Darkdragon]

My readings state that a great natural catastrophe would occur in June 2009. Does this coincide with your data?

[Jairus]

Why does Bones always say "I'm a doctor, not a ______" and then goes and does whatever he isn't anyways?

[Gabi]

My readings state that a great natural catastrophe would occur in June 2009. Does this coincide with your data?

No, sorry. My data says that it may still be averted.

Why does Bones always say "I'm a doctor, not a ______" and then goes and does whatever he isn't anyways?

Because he's responsible, but he loves complaining.

[Slowtini]

How does one gain telekinetic abilities?

If able to obtain said telekinetic abilities, would going to wall street, and giving every single stock broker a wedgie with your mind, cause a stock market crash?

[Roureem Egas]

How does one gain telekinetic abilities?

If able to obtain said telekinetic abilities, would going to wall street, and giving every single stock broker a wedgie with your mind, cause a stock market crash?

Deny yourself and faint while random stalkers beat down your ugly truths and repressions with psychic powers and assorted weaponry.

Nope. It just nets you a restraining order and harrassment claims by the brokers, and a hit by the underground.

[Darkdragon]

How does one obtain clairvoyance?

[Roureem Egas]

How does one obtain clairvoyance?

Find a possessed eyeball. Do note that you'll go blind eventually, taking the psychic visions with it. You also can't do anything about what you foresee.

[Slowtini]

Where might I be able to purchase a rubber duckie.

[Darkdragon]

How does one obtain clairvoyance?

Find a possessed eyeball. Do note that you'll go blind eventually, taking the psychic visions with it. You also can't do anything about what you foresee.

Do you have any different methods which I could pursue? All the possessed eyeballs I know which exist are beyond my grasp.

[Azlan]

Where might I be able to purchase a rubber duckie.

Rubber duck retailer

Do you have any different methods which I could pursue? All the possessed eyeballs I know which exist are beyond my grasp.

Try a blow, or several blows to the head.  Let me help you with that...  *wham biff whack bam crash boom kapowee*

[Tiger_T]

*watches for some time*
Do you need a towel or something to clean your tools when you're done there, Azlan?