Hello all! =3

[Ragesquid]

Soooooo.....been kind of lurking for a long while. Figured I might as well just go on and register. Yays. So..yeah. I'll pop up here & there and try not to set anything on fire. ^__^

[Ren Gaulen]

Welcome. Welcome to Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here. Beware of a cardboard box full of doom, random napalm showers, muffins possessed by Evil, sentient bubblegum, guys with swords and those people who tell you to beware of people. Follow the rules, have fun and muffins.
Evil muffins...

[Raffe]

Welcome!
You should know that more than anything else, we like conspiracy theories, the weirder the better.
So if you have a couple, you'll be just like an old hand.

[Ren Gaulen]

Lies! We don't like conspiracy theories. Don't listen to the bubblegum, Fox! It will lead you to the Dark side!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Of course we don't have conspiracies. Anyone who told you we had conspiracies is guilty of high treason for reasons I'm not allowed to tell you.

Oh, and I like how you slice your cake.

[Ren Gaulen]

Oh, and I like how you slice your cake.

I cannot say the same. There is only one correct way to slice a cake, and that is to cleave it (it is very important to remember that you should not smite the cake, though - unless the cake is Evil, of course).

[Valynth]

Oh, and I like how you slice your cake.

I cannot say the same. There is only one correct way to slice a cake, and that is to cleave it (it is very important to remember that you should not smite the cake, though - unless the cake is Evil, of course).

Cake is one of the few things that's so good it revolves to evil.  Just ask your thighs.

[Ragesquid]

Evil muffins & guys with swords are awesome, though! =D

Turrets are my buddies. Of course they slice the cake for me. I just have to hide in the ceiling so they don't slice me, too. >.>

[Suwako]

Hello new person entity.

Have a bunny, in fact; have millions of them.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... it's like ten thousand bunnies, when all you need is a knife?