Well Hello~!

[OOH]

Well. I am OOH. It stands for Oxnard Oglethorpe Hinkleberry. Because that's my name. Yep. Well, part of my name, my full name is Oxnard Oglethorpe Hinkleberry Schmitt the third. And to avoid any confusion, I will hereby state that yes, I am FEMALE. Thank you and good night.

-OOH out.

[Ren Gaulen]

Welcome, Oxnard Oglethorpe Hinkleberry Schmitt the third. Welcome to Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here. Simply don't forget to read and follow the rules. And look out for boxes, random fires, guys with swords and people who tell you look out for people.
Have fun. And muffins!

[bill]

no that isn't your real name stop lying

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

And to avoid any confusion, I will hereby state that yes, I am FEMALE.

I doubt this will clear up any confusion at all, but you're welcome to your illusions. ;-]

Welcome to the forum. We'll have a bestiary available at some point to let you know who you should be scared of, and who you should avoid under any circumstances at all, and where those two groups cross.

In the mean time, don't worry. You probably won't get into trouble.

Probably.

[Suwako]

Nothing says hi like setting one on fire and keeping them warm and cozy till their lives end.

[Dannysaysnoo]

When i read the title, i read it outloud in a saucy voice.


Good start.

[Brunhidden]

wow, i have a certan respect for anyone who can even reach 'the third' anymore


i also have a feeling of kinship- my full name is Christopher Nicholas Aloicious von Ritger. i need a freaking monocle.

anyways, have fun and check out the radio project cause they need good women.

and llearch- i am starting work on that bestiary just for the benefit of those like this good woman here, but it would help if you set down some guidelines for what your willing to host

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

...

No pornography. No illegal content.

Other than that, I'm not too fussed. ;-]

[Valynth]

No pornography.

Awwww.....

[Darkmoon]

I'll host the porn on ICVD... so long as it's good porn. I reserve the right to judge it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I didn't say I wouldn't accept it.

Just I can't host it - it breaches the agreement. :-/

[Jim Halisstrad]

Hello OOH  (ooh it's magic, you know, Never believe it's not so)


One time at hamster mountain the Dingle Berry king was making shit portage with the Rat king when he stumbled upon a problem.  It seems that the magical tubes of sand paper were making too much blue birds with robotic dog syrup. 
So he turned to the Rat king and said "KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

The rat king turned and said Ring around the Rosies/ pocket full of posies/ ashes, ashes we all fall down



And thats when I

[Valynth]

Anyway, as you can see here OOH, we're a wacky bunch of coconuts.  There we are all standing in a row.  Big ones, small ones some as big as you head.

*kicks the Brit outta himself for being late on that rent.*

[Darkmoon]

I didn't say I wouldn't accept it.

Just I can't host it - it breaches the agreement. :-/

I made sure that the place I hosted with didn't have that clause as a breach of contract.

[Fuyudenki]

that's your name!?

OOH Schmitt.


...I think y'all scared her away.

[OOH]

Haha no! School suffocatted me with papers. Long papers. About Quantum Physics. And that is for English class.

But I think I'll fit right in! I'm crazy enough...

[ShadesFox]

I know, it bites when school makes you write long papers.  Like how mine wants me to write a thesis.  That is annoying.

I wanted to say hi, before you got the list of "AVOID THESE PEOPLE".