[Art] Cheerleader Ziggy

[Dagardo]

Hmm, how can I make trouble here...

I WORSHIP NOT YOUR 'GOD' EMPEROR!

*Runs and hides where the space marines can't find him*

Hey, don't worry, man! We here understand that people are different, and respect your right to believe in what you choose to believe. If you choose not to believe in the Emperor, than that is your choice! The Emperor forgives, and so do we.

...

..Wait a bloody second..

...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHERESYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a bloody second indeed, anyone of us who should immediately realize that as heresy should be you and you'd be screaming about such, along with stuff along the lines of Smiting in the name of The Emperor or thing along those lines. BTW, you do kick ass work Ren.

zedds full bio states she was a custom made mutant- the first of a new kind of hermaphrodite with no penis (don't ask how it constitutes as a herm anymore) originally used as a kind of pet/toy by the Japanese mafia

That's... just plain freaky...

... none of us can hide.

[Eagle0600]

*Leaps into the nearest cesspit*

Find me now!

wait... ARGH! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

[Turnsky]

I'm scarier than any commissar 

[Ren Gaulen]

I'm scarier than any commissar 

I am not any commissar..

[Eagle0600]

No, you're a commissar who can turn others into commissars. That's what scares me.

[Ren Gaulen]

No, your a commissar who can turn others into commissars. That's what scares me.

The powers. I have them. One could even say that.. ~/o I've got the Touch!. I've got the Power!.. YEAH! o/~ *"The Touch" by Stan Bush starts playing*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm scarier than any commissar 

... Where does that leave me, I wonder...

By the way, you probably want to trim the quote in your post. Either that or I'll do it for you.

[Mao]

... Where does that leave me, I wonder...

Nowhere I care to be without forewarning.

[Ren Gaulen]

I'm scarier than any commissar 

... Where does that leave me, I wonder...

You may be one of the C'Tan, the Star Gods.

By the way, you probably want to trim the quote in your post. Either that or I'll do it for you.

Done.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm sure you worked hard on that, Ren. :-P

[ShadesFox]

Why is it that this thread makes me want to get a leman russ tank company?  I feel so, insufficient
</ig-commander>

That and I am tempted to take a few of the commissar pictures here and make actual models out of them.

[Ren Gaulen]

I'm sure you worked hard on that, Ren. :-P

No. I had this old signature saved in a text file just in case I'd need it again.

Why is it that this thread makes me want to get a leman russ tank company?  I feel so, insufficient
</ig-commander>

That and I am tempted to take a few of the commissar pictures here and make actual models out of them.

Because my powers compel you.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Because my powers compel you.

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

[ShadesFox]

The power of battle tanks compel me!

[Ren Gaulen]

A new coloured picture! This time it is a fursona I made for Pagan.

Pagan.

I hope Pagan likes it!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... he's not wearing a commissar outfit, though... ;-]

[Pagan]

Oh my god...
So happy.
Can't speak.
In full sentences, happiness is taken over brain.

Thank you, Ren. It is awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

Oh my god...
So happy.
Can't speak.
In full sentences, happiness is taken over brain.

Thank you, Ren. It is awesome.

I'm glad that you like it, but you also should thank Jay who helped to make it possible! Also, have a hug.

... he's not wearing a commissar outfit, though... ;-]

Not everyone has to be a Commissar, L.

[Cogidubnus]

... he's not wearing a commissar outfit, though... ;-]

Not everyone has to be a Commissar, L.

I dunno, that kinda sounds like heresy...

Reminds me of the fate of the fabled army of Commissars, though. They did fine until one of them sneezed, which of course sparked a witchhunt for weakness, which of course caused them to commit heresy for not combating the enemy in front of them. It ended up that they all executed each other for heresy.

Is a nice Pagan avvie thar, though.

[ShadesFox]

That is a shiny avy

Not everyone has to be a Commissar, L.

I dunno, that kinda sounds like heresy...

Not everyone can be a commissar.  They only accept the best!  Though as long as everyone aspires to live like the commissar then they shall surely find happyness!

I'm going to the corner to giggle for a moment.

[Tapewolf]

I hate to put it this way, but what kind of a thing is he?  It's not clear to me.  Platypus?

They did fine until one of them sneezed, which of course sparked a witchhunt for weakness, which of course caused them to commit heresy for not combating the enemy in front of them. It ended up that they all executed each other for heresy.

Sounds like you'd be a natural at PARANOIA.

[WhiteFox]

Can't speak.
In full sentences, happiness is taken over brain.

Well, that might be the tightness of the pants you're wearing. Those are seriously riding up.

Tape: He definitely looks like a hyena to me.

[Tapewolf]

Tape: He definitely looks like a hyena to me.

Maybe it's just my monitor, but here, the muzzle is entirely black and featureless.

[Jairus]

Tape: He definitely looks like a hyena to me.

*nods* Specifically, a spotted hyena.

Love it, Nii-san. And I'm glad you like it, bro. *hugs Pagan* Glad I could have helped get this thing done.

Tape: He definitely looks like a hyena to me.

Maybe it's just my monitor, but here, the muzzle is entirely black and featureless.

He's got lips. I can see them on my monitor, but Ren had some difficulty seeing them. I said it was fine when he asked me, so I guess that's partially my fault. Try the larger image.

[Ren Gaulen]

Can't speak.
In full sentences, happiness is taken over brain.

Tape: He definitely looks like a hyena to me.

He is a hyena.

Sounds like you'd be a natural at PARANOIA.

Sounds like fun..

Tape: He definitely looks like a hyena to me.

Maybe it's just my monitor, but here, the muzzle is entirely black and featureless.

It must be a monitor.

I'm going to the corner to giggle for a moment.

Get back here, you heretic!

[Tapewolf]

He is a hyena.

I had to whack up the gamma correction in GIMP, but I see it now.  What I was seeing as a nostril was actually the highlight on his nose 
I guess all my monitors are abnormally dark.  But now that I see it, it's good.

Sounds like fun..

There's a multiple-choice text adventure of it which really cracked me up years ago, I can probably provide a DOSbox version of it if anyone's interested.

While I have the 2nd Edition rulebook, I've never actually played the game.  However, if anyone does start one in the RP area I'd join like a shot.
As I understand it what usually happens is that the mission goes completely tits-up and the players start executing each other as traitors.  Often they don't even get out of the starting room

**EDIT**
Oh, and:
http://project-future.org/strips/

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh, and:
http://project-future.org/strips/

Bweeeheeehee.

I'd run a game of Paranoia (for the greater good, obviously) but I don't have a copy of the rulebook...

[ShadesFox]

I've always wanted to see Paranoia run on the forums.  Nice thing about Paranoia is that it is actually better if the players don't know the rules.  That is why I intentionally avoid learning the rules. 

And tape, you totally need to put something odd in the source for people who do 'view source'.

[Tapewolf]

I'd run a game of Paranoia (for the greater good, obviously) but I don't have a copy of the rulebook...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Paranoia-2nd-edition-1987_W0QQitemZ160291489996QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item160291489996&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1301|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

And tape, you totally need to put something odd in the source for people who do 'view source'.

You're right, I've been rather negligent about it on this site.  The main it-he.org site has version histories and secret messages for people browsing with Webspyder and Arachne...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'd run a game of Paranoia (for the greater good, obviously) but I don't have a copy of the rulebook...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Paranoia-2nd-edition-1987_W0QQitemZ160291489996QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item160291489996&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1301|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

Heh. I just went and ordered two books from amazon - Paranoia XP and Paranoia XP: Sector Zero.

Obviously, I never had those books, even if they're found on me, and I'm not cleared for them, so the RP won't ever start.

Or will it...