NO PORN IN THIS THREAD

[Amber Williams]

Now now Dmoon...that's not fair.

We all made that mistake together.

[bill]

this was all very instructive.

[Zina]

I feel like we've all learned something today.
Group high five.

[Amber Williams]

CUE GI-JOE THEME NOW!

[Amber Williams]

Ugh...our beautiful thread got infested with n00bs. 

[Darkmoon]

We can easily fix that by locking it. Then only the "pure" race will be able to post in it...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Works better when you use grammar correctly...

[bill]

The dream is still alive
some day it will come true
and this thread it belongs
to folk like me and you
so let the voice of freedom
sing out through this land
this is oooooour thread

[Amber Williams]

That does eet! I'ma cleaning house! 

*edit* Much better.

[Damaris]

mwhaha!  The purity of the thread has been maintained!

Cookie for Amber: 

[Amber Williams]

Woohoo! Cookie!

Now...where were we? Oh yeah! We have to stop Cobra!

[bill]

im the baddest dude in here

that is probably a different game but who cares

[Zina]

Guys.
The president's daughter has been kidnapped.
It's up to us.

[bill]

the presidents daughter is a tremendous ass

[Amber Williams]

But we'll get pizza if we save her!

[bill]

 

[Amber Williams]

Ha! I put a copyright on this thread! Now the internet lawyers are on my side!

[Zina]

Well, I copyright Amber. ALL OF THEM.
OOoooooOOooo.

[Amber Williams]

*GASP*

But I don't want to have to pay more fees to you!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I had pizza last night. Can I save the president's donkey instead?

[Darkmoon]

Booyah, I PATENTED this thread, thereby voiding your alleged copyrights. Now, for using this thread, I can sue all of you!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I claim prior art!

[Darkmoon]

Fine, but I'm filing an anti-trust complaint against you with the European Union, alleging monopolistic practices. Your monkeys in boxes create an unfair advantage against other, competing monkey distributors. The only fair thing is for your monkeys to be removed from said boxes, thus allowing for other competitors to offer their monkeys, as well as their boxes.

[bill]

quoted for page 2

[Amber Williams]

Scandel!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fine, but I'm filing an anti-trust complaint against you with the European Union, alleging monopolistic practices. Your monkeys in boxes create an unfair advantage against other, competing monkey distributors. The only fair thing is for your monkeys to be removed from said boxes, thus allowing for other competitors to offer their monkeys, as well as their boxes.

They're welcome to deliver their monkeys in boxes, just the same as we do, as long as they're not using our boxes, or our monkeys, and they don't infringe on our patents, as listed below in tiny font and smudged numbers...

[Zina]

News at 11? BUT I WANT TO KNOW NOW.

[Amber Williams]

HUSH YOU! There are starving children in Africa who would love to wait till 11 to get their news!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

They can have mine, I'm not using it...

[Darkmoon]

The European Union has ruled on the matter.