12/05/07 [DMFA #850] - Fear the Reaper

[Dannysaysnoo]

Did you keep her fingers? i want them.

[BlueTiger]

 

[Alondro]

The next person to post a Norris joke itt will be banned.

Time to switch to Michael Jackson jokes?

A priest, rabbi, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... you'd think they'd have seen the previous joke, and ducked.


A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?"

[bill]

so a bear walked into a bar and said "i'd like...                                                                        ...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man why the big pause?"

[Amber Williams]

so a bear walked into a bar and said "i'd like...                                                                        ...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man why the big pause?"

....I'm going to hate you until one of us is dead.

[bill]

Thank you too

[Kenji]

Wow... I didn't even see the "...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man" part until it was quoted...
I guess with that bit there, the joke is a leetle less lame. >.>

[chaotik]

OK, no Chuck Norris jokes.

Besides....


Mr. T is greater!


There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.


Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.


Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

The next person to post a Norris joke itt will be banned.

[bill]

I'm tempted to ban you anyway.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Hey, this isn't some kind of a joke, is it?"

[AnizInDisguise]

Psh, William Shatner is the best!

[GabrielsThoughts]

is that guy supposed to be dark moon or Chuck Norris?

because if it's Chuck Norris the joke gets funnier...

[bill]

is that guy supposed to be dark moon or Chuck Norris?

because if it's Chuck Norris the joke gets funnier...

[BlueTiger]

A mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender says "We don't serve you kind her."

Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi."

Oh! Two punchlines in one joke! I win!

[Eibborn]

AS LONG AS WE'RE TALKING CHUCK NORRIS: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567

[Teroniss]

*Gives Fluffy and Mike Norris' address in Texas* Good luck you two.

[Dannysaysnoo]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, an Iraqi, a pakistani and a Frenchman walk into a bar.

Hooray for multiculturalism!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Raising the bar, there, dannysaysnoo? ;-]

[Alondro]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, an Iraqi, a pakistani and a Frenchman walk into a bar.

... and they all get bought out by the Japanese.   

[bill]

so a baby seal walks into a club

[insanekaosx]

so a baby seal walks into a club

Blasted seal had it coming.

[GabrielsThoughts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lW_Sxeo_Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GenXxnAKTsU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR6-l7RkpuM

I never realized how funny Chuck Norris was until recently.

[Cogidubnus]

A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian walk into a bar go on a safari and are trapped by cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who says, "We are going to eat you right now. But I am a civilized man, I studied human rights at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, so I'll grant each of you a last request." The German asks for a mug of beer and a bratwurst. He gets it, and cannibals eat him. The French asks for three girls. He has crazy sex with them, and then follows the German. The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"

[Tapewolf]

The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"

Very Morrowind

[Dannysaysnoo]

The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"

Very Morrowind

You n'wah!

[e_voyager]

Buh? ah well i never played morrowind but i'm glad the jokes have changed. i could take much more of the previous line of jokes.  still i must say Cog i've never hear that joke before. did you compose  it ?

[Cogidubnus]

still i must say Cog i've never hear that joke before. did you compose  it ?

Alas, no. But I thought it appropriate.

[Alondro]

so a baby seal walks into a club

*Bill is sniped by the Animal Liberation Front!*   

[Sunblink]

Psh, William Shatner is the best!

If they ever make a Doom Patrol movie, William Shatner is totally going to be Mister Nobody.

Henceforth, because Mister Nobody is awesome, William Shatner is also awesome.

~Keaton the Black Jackal