hey i is new?

[Allie]

YEAH HI.

I's Allie, and I like DMFA ... |D Uh, yeah. Feel free to tease me as much as you like for being n00bish, but I assure you, I'm usually not ... totally ... weird and n00bish, I just get hyper. A lot of the time. But yeah! HI PEOPLEZ. (Now is one of the times I'm being crazy and odd/hyper.) Oh and I love all animals, drawing, and writing. Oh except spiders, I'm arachniphobic. Oh and humans can get on mah nerves >.> But pretty much just my class and ... people who ruin things for seals ._. They're cute, I think. And polar bears. And I like the Golden Compass, great book, y'know? |D

edit - oh hay am I one of the youngest here? O.O;

[Zina]

I don't know. I feel conflicted, since you have the same name as me, and all.
It's like the me when I was 12 somehow got a time machine.

[Allie]

I sorry. oh and by the by I'm 13 |D Though I act like I'm ten ... a lot of the time. Tehehehe.

[Zina]

Back to the past, you!

[xHaZxMaTx]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[Faerie Alex]

...do you:

-Fight            -Hug
-Item             -Run

And welcome, btw.

[Eibborn]

HELLO THERE!

Yeeeeey The Golden Compass.

[Suwako]

yo, are you going to be a cool kid? 

[bill]

HI HOW ARE YOU

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Heyo,
Sie-chan here, offering you a merry welcome! *Club'd to head*

*points dramatically*  No roleplaying you!

Alright, so welcome ^-^
Beware of all moderators and lurkers, exploding muffins and acorn grenades, and basically all squirrels really. Squirrels are evil. (but so beguilingly cute) Watch out for... __Bill/llearch___ Bi-llearch is an interesting conundrum in upon himself.
umm... *reaches into a plot-hole, drawing out a stick* This here is a pointystick! *tosses over to Allie* Enjoy! ^-^

The Allies are popping up everywhere!!! Wait... allies are good. hmm... Please enjoy your stay~,
      Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass

[Darkmoon]

...do you:

-Fight            -Hug
-Item             -Run

And welcome, btw.

I always go with:

- Bribe

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

How well does it work?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I dunno, he hasn't tried it on me yet.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Heyo,
Sie-chan here, offering you a merry welcome! *Club'd to head*

Yay, at last somebody got it.

[Darkmoon]

How well does it work?

Generally quite well, actually. Goblins are cheap to bribe. Ogres are a little harder, but you can bribe them with things other than money.

[Dannysaysnoo]

WE share something in common, young(er) one, i have made 15 orbits of the sun!

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

How well does it work?

Generally quite well, actually. Goblins are cheap to bribe. Ogres are a little harder, but you can bribe them with things other than money.

This is good to know.

Be sure to make a note of this Allie!

[draconicsoul1987]

Thank your chosen diety. Normally I'm da baby of a site and now POOF! two people at least younger then me. YAY!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Two?  I'm sure a quarter of the forum is younger than you.

[Netrogo]

We're being infested with gno.... children!!! Someone get the spray!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

We would, but the rating won't let D get it out.

[Netrogo]

Curses!

What about the hose then?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... D's hose?

What did you -think- I was talking about?

[Netrogo]

Only you could turn a joke about Brat-B-Gone Spray into a joke about D's "hose"

[xHaZxMaTx]

Him and so many others.

[draconicsoul1987]

Brat-B-Gone?!?! Such a miracle exists? Jesus H. Wood-Cutting Christ! I need to buy this for my job.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Only you could turn a joke about Brat-B-Gone Spray into a joke about D's "hose"

Twice. ;-]