What would you rather be?

[Xuzaf D]

Here are the descriptions. Remember to pick three:

Sailor- Rides boats, upgrades to Captain: rides boats, slaps sailors around.

Thief- steals, no upgrade: combines with other job classes.

Elemental Mage- uses elemental magic, upgrades in numerous directions.

Summoner- summons things, no upgrade: combines with other job classes.

Archer- Shoot arrows, learns other ballistic techniques.

Samurai- wields katina in combat, upgrades to Shogun: wields additional weapons.

Knight- wields sword and shield in combat, upgrades to Lord: commands knights, controls limited land and peasantry.

Jedi- wields lightsaber in combat, uses the force, upgrades in numerous directions.

Owner of a Gun-Arm- wield gun-arm in combat, blows shit up, upgrades to Owner of Mech suit- also blows shit up.

Has amnesia- has amnesia, you might be important, or insane.

Owner of 1 ft tall Mascot creature- It's cute, and it dances, you name it something like zippo, upgrades in numerous directions.

Angsty- Leers at people, upgrades in numerous directions.

Ninja- wields various stealth weapons, upgrades to Ninja Master: uses cheap ass godmodey moves

Highlander- part twelve, the sci-fi original min-series, has a sword, fights in the future for no reason.

Loan Shark- loans out money, slaps people for cash, no upgrade: combines with other job classes.

Pimp- pimps out whores, slaps bitches for cash, upgrades with the increase of bitches.

Surfer- surfs, +10 health bonus with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Drug Dealer- Sells drugs, uses performance enhancers in other jobs, combat, and lovemaking.

Astronaut- travels to space, has hot alien sex.

Psychic- uses special mental abilities, reads peoples minds, upgrades to Mindbreaker: blows people up with mental powers, often gets the reaction of "ho!y sh*t!"

[WingedMayhem]

I picked Surfer, Amnesia, and Angsty. See by picking this particular three way combination I get to become a Rude Boy. In this state I can blast reggee and ska and hit people with a huge ass hammer.

[Damaris]

I picked Samurai, Highlander, and Psychic.

Mostly cause I thought they sounded cool.

[Darkmoon]

I think I went with Knight, Mage, and Summoner. I wanna be a god-modded whore.

[Destina Faroda]

Elemental Mage, Summoner, Psychic --  It might be a little redundant, but I like to have power without getting my hands dirty.

[ilpalazzo]

Ninja, Knight, and Samurai
WOOT

[Soma_Cruz]

I\'d be a Ninja Psychic with amnesia. With this I become a.. ninja with psychic powers and amnesia. So I just blow things up with my mind powers and flip around trying to recall who the heck I am. Hooyeah.

[chip]

Elemental Mage, Samurai, Ninja are what I picked

[Achirio]

Jedi, knight and samurai.
They are all basically the same, only the Jedi Knightht has more powers  o.o

[Leafar]

i picked owner or a gun-arm, pimp and drug dealer! woo hoo!!!!
basicaly i go all night in las vegas watching if the sluts are making me money and selling my ''stuffs'' and whomever doesn't pay the sluts or me will taste a good slap of my gun-arm...btw, who wouldn't pay a pimp with a gun-arm....i think i went just too perfect with this combination...double woo hoo!!!!!!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Elemental Mage, Highlander, Astronaut.


What?

[King Of Hearts]

Psychic pimp with a mascot!

'course Id be just sitting in my pimp chair and stroking my mascot like a Bond villian while I keep tab on my bitches.

Does King ha'fta force choke a bitch?

[Tapewolf]

A Jedi drug dealer with a 1-foot mascot.

[ITOS]

Jedi + thief + whatever.

Seriously,  stealing plus mind tricking makes you unstoppable!

[bill]

Pimpin' loan sharkin' dealer.

[ITOS]

Pimpin' loan sharkin' dealer.

*steals Bills business*

[Vidar]

Summoner Jedi Pimp.
Magic up some ho's, and mind-trick them into doing whatever I want.

jcdentonmale.spawnmass hooker1

* wave hand * "you will take out the trash"
* wave hand * "you will fetch me a beer"
* wave hand * "you will massage my shoulders"

[Leafar]

Pimpin' loan sharkin' dealer.

*steals Bills business*

hahaahahahaa, awesome emo!!!!!!!!!! <---------

[luiqui]

Archer + mascot + angsty

I will shoot... angsty mascots... at people. Yes.

They'll never know what hit 'em.

[Leafar]

Archer + mascot + angsty

I will shoot... angsty mascots... at people. Yes.

They'll never know what hit 'em.

hahaahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Can't I pick Ninja 3 times?

[Aridas]

I had no idea leafar was also a thread necromancer.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Whoops. I missed that. :-/ (well, obviously, but...)

[Aridas]

Waaay back in april, this one... That's about page 5.

[Leafar]

sup...cool thread, huh?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

http://www.clockworkmansion.com/rulescm.php

Rule #7, section A
I quote:
"Section A: No Thread Necromancy. If a topic is dead (more than a month since the last post), do not post in it again. If the topic has become relevant anew, make a new thread, link to the old thread. Reviving old topics is spamming.."

[Aisha deCabre]

Elemental mage, summoner, astronaut.

Two magics and a science.  Result?  Alchemy.   

Couldn't resist. :p  But yes.  Those're mine.

[Rowne]

I took this test, it says!: You are an aged robe-wielding and humble man who likes to dabble in mind-crafting, you're frequently seen with a mini-rabbit riding around on your head that likes to yell "Dude!" at people.  Your favourite methodus operandi of transport is the humble surboard, which you utilize with the power of your impressive mind!

• Psychic
  
• Surfer
  
• Owner of 1ft Tall Mascot

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... I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.  Now I really want to see this character in an animé or something, he'd be tantamount to groovy (or if you prefer, awesome).

[Manawolf]

You and your hyped up classes.  You forgot an important one most of these people would be dead without.  A HEALER!  You know, the guy who rezzes the meat shields and that wizard who just got sneezed on?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

I'm a summoning ninja knight! I have the protection of my heavy and powerful armor and my ninja skills will make me faster! Combining my summons and my ninja skills will result in the enemy getting a ninja star rain on them! Haha!