It's the "Horrific Movie Cross-over Ideas" thread!

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Alondro

September 20, 2007, 08:05:11 AM
Yes, it's that time again folks!  Time to come up with the stupidest, worst cross-over names and ideas for movies and television shows!

My first entry:  Crossing the anime "Claymore" with a Wild West drama. 

The title:  "3:10 to Youma"

:giggle
Three's a crowd:  One lordly leonine of the Leyjon, one cruel and cunning cubi goddess, and one utterly doomed human stuck between them.

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RJ

#1
September 20, 2007, 11:19:39 AM
Make that Claymore and a Spaghetti Western and I'm willing to pay to see that.

lucas marcone

#2
September 20, 2007, 12:25:59 PM
transformers and timmy the toaster.


there's a new megatron in town folks and he makes sure the toast lands butter side down!

GabrielsThoughts

#3
September 20, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Ben Ten and Avatar the last air bender ...I don't know why but I don't see that meshing together.


Ranma and sponge bob square pants is another I can't wrap my head around.


Actually Sponge bob and House I don't see working either.


Dr.Who and The Lost Room

Dr. Who and 'Friends'  "Dammit Ross you aren't a real doctor!" "shut up Joey, this is man talk."

Dr. who and "the wiggles"

Dr. Who and the original "Lost in space"

Battlestar Galactica and the new Bionic Woman...wait that one could work.
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Zedd

#4
September 20, 2007, 03:16:51 PM
Torchwood and Naruto....God looks like the hidden village(s) is doomed
Camp Lazlo and Star Trek "Its worse than dead...Their brains are gone!"
Spiderman and Doctor Who....It might work...Though I dont know Parker will like seeing more aliens or doctors in his whole lifetime

GabrielsThoughts

#5
September 20, 2007, 03:28:08 PM
Jake 2.0 and the incredible Mr. Limpet.
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Alondro

#6
September 20, 2007, 08:45:34 PM
Independent films about cowboys and "Mortal Kombat"... hmmm...

Brokenback Fatality  :sweatdrop
Three's a crowd:  One lordly leonine of the Leyjon, one cruel and cunning cubi goddess, and one utterly doomed human stuck between them.

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Jim Halisstrad

#7
September 20, 2007, 09:38:28 PM
oh god oh god oh god I love this.


1.)  My Girl and The Good Son.  Title:  Bees, the Musical

2.) Lion King and The Ghost and The Darkness.  Title:  The Little Lion Who Could.  (this one is reaching.)

3.) Friday the Thirteenth and Who Framed Roger Rabbit.  Title:  Terror in Toontown.

RJ

#8
September 20, 2007, 09:48:56 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on September 20, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Dr. who and "the wiggles"

Doctor: "So you're saying that this Big Red Car, which isn't very 'Big' at all, can fit every single member of your crew in? Including a dinosaur? ... How'd you get that, by the way? You're not time travelers too, are you?"

For some reason that just amuses me. :)

GabrielsThoughts

#9
September 20, 2007, 10:45:49 PM
power rangers crossed with galaxy quest

"Rangers! YOU. ARE. OUR. LAST. HOPE."

"it's morphing time!"


I see excellent MST3K potential with this one.
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Zedd

#10
September 20, 2007, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: RJ on September 20, 2007, 09:48:56 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on September 20, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Dr. who and "the wiggles"

Doctor: "So you're saying that this Big Red Car, which isn't very 'Big' at all, can fit every single member of your crew in? Including a dinosaur? ... How'd you get that, by the way? You're not time travelers too, are you?"

For some reason that just amuses me. :)
Oh god thats great...

Zorro

#11
September 21, 2007, 12:12:07 AM
Revenge Of The Sith and Pulp Fiction =

Revenge Of Marsellus Wallace.

lucas marcone

#12
September 21, 2007, 02:42:39 AM
pink floyd's the wall and lilo and stitch.


title, Lilo get's baked.

King Of Hearts

#13
September 21, 2007, 07:23:40 AM
House M.D. + Teletubbies.

Greg: Okay people, differential diagnosis.
Tinky Winky: Its Lupus!
Greg: You're an idiot, Lala, go get me a Lumbar Puncture, Po, get him started on broad spectrum antibiotics, Dipsy, you're fired.
Dipsy: Bye-bye.

CSI + Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal

Hannibal: Come closer, Grissolm... closer.

Naruto + One Piece


O like you havent seen this one coming.

Netrogo

#14
September 21, 2007, 07:59:32 AM
Well since they did it with Freddy and Jason, as a last ditch effort to get the money off a sinking ship, my entry for horrific movie cross-over...

Silent Hill (the movie) and House of the Dead (the movie)

The whole plot could be that the little retards who survived at the end of HotD could land their boat near SH and that's pretty much the extent of the plot at that point as Uwe Boll suddenly decides the 'fans won't want any of this boring plot stuff' and begins removing pages from the script reducing it to nothing but an endless sea of idiot teens somehow using complex martial arts to take down a never ending swarm of undead that all don't look that undead. *Gasps and takes a breath* Throw in a man busty woman searching for his her daughter who's disappeared in the town. Eventually finding out that, oh god to hell with it I do NOT want to remember any more of these two films to bother writing.
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Janus Whitefurr

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September 21, 2007, 09:28:21 AM Last Edit: September 21, 2007, 09:29:21 AM by Janus Whitefurr
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (the movie)
meets
Gungrave (the anime series)

If only because a dead guy with guns and a chain-supported, weapon-loaded metal coffin blowing the hell out of zombies would be out of canon and highly entertaining.
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GabrielsThoughts

#16
September 21, 2007, 11:07:31 AM
Phil of the future and Resident Evil: Extinction

DAD: Ok kids, before we return to the future in our crappy time vehicle, we're going to visit Las Vegas and celebrate Phil's 21st birthday.

Phil: Sweet!

MOM: Honey, are you sure that's safe? the city was completely destroyed by a nuclear bomb in 2012."

Dad: oh you worry too much sweetie! (insert corny brady bunch moment)

Pym: Dammit! I'm too young to gamble.

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Turnsky

#17
September 21, 2007, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on September 20, 2007, 10:45:49 PM
power rangers crossed with galaxy quest

"Rangers! YOU. ARE. OUR. LAST. HOPE."

"it's morphing time!"


I see excellent MST3K potential with this one.

Power Ranges Crossed with beavis and butthead

"uh..huhuhuhuh, you said morph, uuuhuhuhuhuh"

Dragons, it's what's for dinner... with gravy and potatoes, YUM!
Sparta? no, you should've taken that right at albuquerque..

Goatmon

#18
September 21, 2007, 12:19:39 PM
The Twelve Kingdoms, Five Easy Pieces, and Meet the Fockers.

The resulting cross-over?  Twelve Easy Fockers. 

Alondro

#19
September 21, 2007, 08:06:10 PM
Harry Potter + Dirty Harry

Oh wait, they already did that with "Potter Puppet Pals 2"

:P
Three's a crowd:  One lordly leonine of the Leyjon, one cruel and cunning cubi goddess, and one utterly doomed human stuck between them.

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techmaster-glitch

#20
September 21, 2007, 08:49:31 PM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on September 21, 2007, 07:23:40 AM
Naruto + One Piece


O like you havent seen this one coming.

X-play did that once...and they terribly regretted it.

"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
OH GODS MAKE IT STOP!
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GabrielsThoughts

#21
September 21, 2007, 10:28:16 PM
Good News!  Uwe Boll is directing "Avatar: the golden child".... starring Eddie Murphy in the role of BoomE, Iroh, Avatar Roku, and Kyoshi... I'm told it will be the greatest movie evar!
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Angel

#22
September 21, 2007, 11:07:08 PM
Nightmare on Elm Street and The Care Bears. "The Care Bears Adventures in Nightmareland."

Van Helsing and Hellsing. I can't think of a title, but I know how the characters would deal with it.
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Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Zedd

#23
September 22, 2007, 01:43:18 AM
Quote from: Black_angel on September 21, 2007, 11:07:08 PM
Nightmare on Elm Street and The Care Bears. "The Care Bears Adventures in Nightmareland."

Van Helsing and Hellsing. I can't think of a title, but I know how the characters would deal with it.
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Silverfoxr

#24
September 22, 2007, 06:49:48 AM
ghostbusters plus inuyasha

'damnit i am not a ghost you idiots' :)

Valynth

#25
September 22, 2007, 08:39:29 PM
My Submission:

Uwe Boll film + Characters knowing they're in a Uwe Boll film.

It's understood to be an "everybody commits suicide" flick.
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GabrielsThoughts

#26
September 24, 2007, 02:52:27 PM
Dragon wars II: the return of the killer tomatoes.


A movie so craptastic it won't just make you laugh it'll make you cry.
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GabrielsThoughts

#27
September 24, 2007, 03:23:29 PM
more bad crossover ideas...

Dragon Wars: the spirit of Eragon

Godzilla Vs Gorgo


Congo and George of the Jungle
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KarlOmega1

#28
September 24, 2007, 03:27:32 PM
Star Trek and Star Wars...

All I can say is that now the whole universe is a goner...
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bill

#29
September 24, 2007, 04:13:10 PM
Pretty much anything and "Judgement at Nuremberg". Those wacky Germans!
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