Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[gh0st]

fortunately they often lie to their wives and or husbands and are really playing the stock market...

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that does nothing to stop the burritos.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Sailor Moon is there with the rest of the planet crew ...and Pluto who isn't named after a planet. It's fortunate that defending love and justice works up a mighty apatite, and if they work together and believe in themselves they may just be able to defeat the mutant space Burrito's.

as you can see the sailor scouts have started to unhinge their jaws, there they all are standing in a row... 
sailor Venus  sailor Mercury    Sailor Moooooon  and the rest            

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, eating mutant burritos isn't going to do nice things to their digestive systems.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately what goes in the front end isn't as bad as what comes out the back end.

[gh0st]

unfortunatly the waste of the burritos become radio active and mutate three monkeys into pirate monkeys who spend their time downloading anime on bitlord

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately the only part of what just happened that made any sense was the radioactive waste of the burrito's  turned the sailor scouts poop into monkeys who liked downloading pirated anime from bitlord. however, bitlord is very angry at the monkeys and sends his evil minions of doom to destroy them.

[gh0st]

unfortunately salor moons anal dwelling butt monkeys have made a truce with the bitlord in hopes that the magical mushroom combine forces could be shoomped into space by the evil mega bopper

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, this is all just one really wierd commercial for Spells 'R' Us, which is being watched by Steve's brother Paul, who decides to go check it out.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately paul isn't going to be paul much longer if he goes over there.

[Vidar]

Fortunately, he gets turned into a Yeti, and the difference really isn't all that noticeable. If the room is dark. And nobody has any sense of smell. And is wearing headphones with loud music playing on them. And nobody minds the occasional bludgeoning by a large, hairy, smelly, semimystical creature.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, there is a grue behind him.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he knows how to get away.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, it's the grue that knows how to get away.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately for Paul, the grue gets away without eating Paul.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Unfortunately the grue is, or was his girlfriend Meridith.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately the reason he broke up with her was because she was a money-sucking leech.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately she still used a chainsaw to cut his furniture in half, burned his clothesm and keyed his car...and that was all within the last 5 minutes.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, that was all the stuff she bought him.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately he was still using it.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, while she was busy destroying all the things she bought him, he was able to get away without her noticing, and get over to Spells 'R' Us... maybe they had spells that worked on grues.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately he found an ugly hag hell bent on turning him into a carmel coated sand worm.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, the hag is blind as a bat and ends up trying to cast that spell on a fire hydrant.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, it worked, and now the carmel coated sand worm is after him as well.

... at least it's not a caramel coated sand worm. Those are -serious- trouble...

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he is able to get away and made it to Spells R Us.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, so did the sand worm.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, the sand worm is just there as a customer.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, so is Paul... so now they're both being targeted by bored employees.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately the sand worm is turned in to a big breasted woman named Sandy.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, she's friends with Spongebob.