I COME IN PEACE!

[bill]

Really? I mean, I've been called an egotistical jackass before, but I don't think anyone ever accused me of blatant murder. That's really cool.

[Zedd]

Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?

No, but we would expect nothing less of you, after all...

Would he ever "steer" us wrong?

[Azlan]

Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?

No, but we would expect nothing less of you, after all...

Would he ever "steer" us wrong?

Oh, that is intentional... I thought he just sucked at driving.

[LionHeart]

Where is what's-his-name...LionHeart...he will explain all proper sanity procedures.
And give you a free souvenir coffe mug!

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Someone call me? Oh, right, new person...

Hi, welcome to this place of strangeness - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

As for sanity, any of it you may have brought should be left at the door, in the secure storage provided. Be sure to keep your claim ticket, as it messes up our inventory control otherwise.

And your welcome gift is right here. *hands the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here, where the insanity fun never stops!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[techmaster-glitch]

Ah, there he is! I knew he'd show up eventually. Now all we need is the

flying nurse squirrel weilding atomic muffins

and the welcome is complete!

[Brunhidden]

the welcome is complete when we scare the newbie away? wow, am i glad i never got a complete welcome.

Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results

[Sajoli]

I... am scared...


...for my muffins, that is.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Double entendre, nifty.

[Zedd]

Time to break out the boxes

[techmaster-glitch]

the welcome is complete when we scare the newbie away? wow, am i glad i never got a complete welcome.

Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results

No, we just need RJ to offer him a muffin... *innocent*

[bill]

This topic makes me want to punch myself in the stomach.

[Angel]

Your entry post was funny. I approve of you.

Have a donut and avoid things that go boom. Like RJ's pastries.

[Sajoli]

Duly noted.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Time to break out the boxes

I don't break. Except other people, that is...

[Zedd]

Time to break out the boxes

I don't break. Except other people, that is...

Quite you! The genome soilders will find me!