Hello

[Angewolf]

Hi...Hmm i suck at saying hellos.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Aaaaah! It's a newbie! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Flamethrower.*

[bill]

Hi...Hmm i suck at saying hellos.

I agree!

[RJ]

Ah, geez... not again! *gets out the fire extinguisher and shakes her head* We lose more newbies that way...

Oh, here, have a basket of muffins- on the house.

*scampers for it*

[Suwako]

Yo, have fun and stuff. 

[Angewolf]

Oh thanks for the muffins...But why attack people out of random if you don't even know them...for all you know i know magic and yes i do.

[Darkmoon]

I know magic to. I know the "Spell of Bannination". I'm quite feared.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

.. but not for the Spell of Bannination. ;-]

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hello, and welcome to this refuge of strangeness.

Please leave any remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided. Make sure to keep your claim ticket.

Don't trust llearch. That is the main rule to remember. All else is elaboration.

About those muffins - if they show any signs of ticking or fizzing, don't panic - just put the basket down and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy yourself here, where the insanity fun never ends.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Angewolf]

Well then, thankyou for the welcomeings...and the muffins, mmmm muffins...

[RJ]

I'm inclined to warn you that those muffins aren't suitable for consumption and may result in spontaneous combustion...

But if you do survive, kudos to you. Just make you see a doctor every few days though.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Hello.
I have butt mites

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Indeed. Beware Jim's mitey butt.

[Zedd]

Hey there...I am here to welcome you and just enjoy yourself here and everyone here will give you loving hugs here