Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[Fuyudenki]

*shoots Kitsune Ascendant and puts him in a marshmallow peep suit.*

Fresh peep, or stale peep?

*shoots Raist and stuffs him into the stale peep as well*

sweet!  Can I eat it?

Why do stale marshmallows taste so much better than fresh ones?

[GabrielsThoughts]

Why is it that in the vast majority of science fiction, the vast majority of robots or AIs are bad guys? It's completely inaccurate! (and really pisses me off, to)

This concept may be one of the many lies of Satan, humans were created by God, a supreme creator and essence of everything that is good, humans were made in God's image to be creators, but there exists the idea that humans are inherently evil, therefore what humans create is inherently evil.

do you think this would make a good topic for discussion?

why is the grass green?

how does a bee fly?

[ShadesFox]

now why did you do that?

*shoots Kitsune Ascendant and puts him in a marshmallow peep suit.*

Fresh peep, or stale peep?

*shoots Raist and stuffs him into the stale peep as well*

sweet!  Can I eat it?

Why do stale marshmallows taste so much better than fresh ones?

What is with you people?  I just shot you! 

[Kitsune Ascendant]

would you believe I was wearing body armor?

[Fuyudenki]

What is with you people?  I just shot you! 

I... got better?

How do you expect me to stay dead when there's tasty stale marshmallows lying around just waiting to get eaten!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why did GT answer a question?

[ShadesFox]

Why is it that in the vast majority of science fiction, the vast majority of robots or AIs are bad guys? It's completely inaccurate! (and really pisses me off, to)

This concept may be one of the many lies of Satan, humans were created by God, a supreme creator and essence of everything that is good, humans were made in God's image to be creators, but there exists the idea that humans are inherently evil, therefore what humans create is inherently evil.

do you think this would make a good topic for discussion?

why is the grass green?

how does a bee fly?

*Shoots GT and just leaves him there.  Apparently stuffing folk into marshmallow peeps brings folk back to life.*

would you believe I was wearing body armor?

I would have to say LIES!  You are full of delicious candy and thus could not be wearing body armor!

What is with you people?  I just shot you! 

I... got better?

How do you expect me to stay dead when there's tasty stale marshmallows lying around just waiting to get eaten!

Your's is slightly more believable.  The undead returning to life to eat marshmallow peeps.  Still, this now requires flame throwers.

Why did GT answer a question? D:

Sorry, got distracted by the dead rising, had to find a flame thrower and shotgun.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Flame thrower + marshmallows = S'mores?   Er, at least part of s'mores...

[Kitsune Ascendant]

I'm full of delicious candy?
Wouldn't that mean that the bullet probably got caught in a milk dud?
It's possible, isn't it?
And why'd ya shoot me in the first place?

[GabrielsThoughts]

Why did GT answer a question? D:

I didn't answer a question, I simply replied to an observation with an observation, and then asked some questions ... however now I am technically answering this question about whether or not I answered a question, which I think is kind of Ironic.

I ask now what was your justification for shooting me prior to me answering an actual question?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Can I shoot him, this time?

[GabrielsThoughts]

may I ask why you would want too?

[ShadesFox]

Flame thrower + marshmallows = S'mores?   Er, at least part of s'mores...

You are forgetting the chocolate, but since Kitsune Ascendant is full of delicious candy just take a stick and beat him until you get the chocolate.

I'm full of delicious candy?
Wouldn't that mean that the bullet probably got caught in a milk dud?
It's possible, isn't it?
And why'd ya shoot me in the first place?

Not for much longer if Haz does what I tell him.
Not really.  Milk duds shatter quite nicely.
Sure?
Mostly because I was on a roll.  Why stop a good thing?

Why did GT answer a question? D:

I didn't answer a question, I simply replied to an observation with an observation, and then asked some questions ... however now I am technically answering this question about whether or not I answered a question, which I think is kind of Ironic.

I ask now what was your justification for shooting me prior to me answering an actual question?

Justification?  I had a gun and you were there.

Can I shoot him, this time?

If you really want to.  I would recommend against it.  Shot him once already.  Doing it again would just be silly.

may I ask why you would want too?

Because it would be silly.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Are you against the silly?

*Shoots GT.*

[Fuyudenki]

Your's is slightly more believable.  The undead returning to life to eat marshmallow peeps.  Still, this now requires flame throwers.

*squeal* eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Flamethrowers!  Can I have one!?

Flamethrowers: Giving fire a fighting chance has never been so much fun.

[Angel]

...What the hell happened to Michael Jackson?

Do Rasputin and Charlie Manson look similar to you? (Their eyes...)

When is it appropriate to make a statement in this thread? Does it have to be relevant to your question?

[Kenji]

Your's is slightly more believable.  The undead returning to life to eat marshmallow peeps.  Still, this now requires flame throwers.

*squeal* eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Flamethrowers!  Can I have one!?

Flamethrowers: Giving fire a fighting chance has never been so much fun.

Fire may only be used in the hands of a professional. Go light yourself on fire for a few years and come back when you're ready.

[ShadesFox]

...What the hell happened to Michael Jackson?

Do Rasputin and Charlie Manson look similar to you? (Their eyes...)

When is it appropriate to make a statement in this thread? Does it have to be relevant to your question?

It was when his hair caught on fire.  He learned that crap like that made him more popular then his music.

Ehh... *looks at the pictures* Eh... *ponders* No.

It is entirely up to me.  If I think it is cute or something I may let it slide.  Another AFP may kill you.  That is up to you.

[techmaster-glitch]

Isn't that APF, not AFP?

[Eibborn]

No. You get told the secret code when you're accepted into the cool-kid-only club AP Team. For now, you just have to guess. 

[GabrielsThoughts]

am i zimmin?

[ShadesFox]

am i zimmin?

That sounds like a personal matter, and I would thank you for not sharing such things out loud.

[Zedd]

Why are they taking the hobbits to Isenguard?

[Gabi]

Why are they taking the hobbits to Isenguard?

1. That's misspelt.
2. That's old news. So old it's outdated. They're not taking any hobbits to Isengard these days.

[Angel]

Is chivalry really dead or not?

Am I allowed to talk about Fight Club yet?

Can anything ever be truly perfect?

[Gabi]

Is chivalry really dead or not?

Am I allowed to talk about Fight Club yet?

Can anything ever be truly perfect?

Not quite dead, but it's being revised.
Only if you're not in it.
It depends on your definition of 'perfect'. The definition itself hasn't been prefected, and I doubt it ever will.

[Fuyudenki]

if chivalry's being revised, how long until the version 1.5 patch comes out, and what new features/bug fixes can we expect?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

*Walks in with ice cream* What I miss?

[ShadesFox]

if chivalry's being revised, how long until the version 1.5 patch comes out, and what new features/bug fixes can we expect?

*Walks in with ice cream* What I miss?

*Grabs Castle Pokemetroid, loads him into a missile tube, then fires him at Clockwork Gremlin*

[xHaZxMaTx]

What kind of answer is that?