Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Will I ever be able to crack the code of Xze's rotating avatar?
(but I waaaant~ it~!)

[ShadesFox]

Will I ever be able to crack the code of Xze's rotating avatar?
(but I waaaant~ it~!)

Sure.  Just about anything will crack if you beat it with a large enough rock.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

How is it that Shades' Ink'd avatar can seem so well to fit his person, when my original presumptions of him are that he is in fact a fine handy fellow?
Dirty-minded perhaps at times....
but a fine fellow.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

I'm tired of being the lonely shy boy, but I'm too scared of rejection (among other things) to try to ask a girl out, and I'm not sure where I'd begin anyways. what do I do?

[ShadesFox]

I'm tired of being the lonely shy boy, but I'm too scared of rejection (among other things) to try to ask a girl out, and I'm not sure where I'd begin anyways. what do I do?

The most important thing is to not be afraid of rejection.  It is going to happen.  Funny thing is that when you find your self a snuggly girl you will forget all the girls who rejected you.  Works surprisingly well.

[Zedd]

I been thinking...Is working for Goodwill a good idea?

[Roureem Egas]

I been thinking...Is working for Goodwill a good idea?

I can't say for sure, but go for it.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

How much time of not having a girlfriend before I become permanently cynical about love, and what can I do to prevent this? 

[Fuyudenki]

I'm tired of being the lonely shy boy, but I'm too scared of rejection (among other things) to try to ask a girl out, and I'm not sure where I'd begin anyways. what do I do?

Does he seriously expect a useful answer?

How much time of not having a girlfriend before I become permanently cynical about love, and what can I do to prevent this? 

Why would you want to prevent becoming permanently cynical about love?

[ShadesFox]

How much time of not having a girlfriend before I become permanently cynical about love, and what can I do to prevent this? 

It takes no time really.  You either have it in you to hate everything or you don't.  And that is why I hate you.

Oh yes, prevention.    I'll get to that in a moment.

I'm tired of being the lonely shy boy, but I'm too scared of rejection (among other things) to try to ask a girl out, and I'm not sure where I'd begin anyways. what do I do?

Does he seriously expect a useful answer?

How much time of not having a girlfriend before I become permanently cynical about love, and what can I do to prevent this? 

Why would you want to prevent becoming permanently cynical about love?

For prevention of cynicism you will need to kill Raist.  Answering in the form of questions is cheating and punishable by death.  I've got a set of high voltage wires with just enough amps to make the death long and drawn out.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Why is Shades so violent?

(It seemed like a valid, though snarky, question.)

[Kenji]

Why is Shades so violent?

(It seemed like a valid, though snarky, question.)

The real question you should be asking is "Why isn't Shades violent enough?".

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Because then I'd be in trouble?

[Fuyudenki]

Answering in the form of questions is cheating and punishable by death.

Those were answers!?

They weren't just the raving of a mysanthrope?

Why can I never resist taking a low-jab at romance!?(when asked to draw "love" in Brain age, I drew a bottle of poison)

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Will this page soon spill over? Could this be the one?
Just how many posts fit on to a page anyways... ?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

...How much does shadesfox actually know about electricity? And how would killing raist solve anything?

and what if I don't believe the cynicism is a instant black and white thing?

if I put a question mark at the end of some inane ramblings, would I get inane ramblings back, or something entirely unexpected? For that matter, would I get anything back, and what are the chances, and would they depend on how interesting the rambling is?

Why do I post when I'm clearly not in the best mental state? And why didn't I just press the back button and and forget about the whole thing?

I'm not asking too many questions, am I? 

[xHaZxMaTx]

Where have all the cowboys go-one?

[Angel]

How unhealthy is an Internet addiction, if such a condition really exists?

Why is this smiley  now first?

Do you want a side salad with that?

[Gabi]

Because then I'd be in trouble?

Shades would kill you for that, you know.

Answering in the form of questions is cheating and punishable by death.

Those were answers!?

They weren't just the raving of a mysanthrope?

Why can I never resist taking a low-jab at romance!?(when asked to draw "love" in Brain age, I drew a bottle of poison)

Because you're sick. Sorry, someone had to say it.

Will this page soon spill over? Could this be the one?
Just how many posts fit on to a page anyways... ?

It depends on your definition of "soon". No. With the current setting, 30.

...How much does shadesfox actually know about electricity? And how would killing raist solve anything?

and what if I don't believe the cynicism is a instant black and white thing?

if I put a question mark at the end of some inane ramblings, would I get inane ramblings back, or something entirely unexpected? For that matter, would I get anything back, and what are the chances, and would they depend on how interesting the rambling is?

Why do I post when I'm clearly not in the best mental state? And why didn't I just press the back button and and forget about the whole thing?

I'm not asking too many questions, am I? 

Shadesfox knows everything. Except for English grammar, or so he says.

Killing Raist would satisfy his desire to kill Raist, thus solving his problem.

Good for you,that's not even properly written.

It depends on the mood of the APF who answers. That answers the next 2 questions too.

Because you wanted to see what came out of it. That answers both questions.

No, just enough.

Where have all the cowboys go-one?

To the movies. Unless you're referring to real cowboys, who are still herding cows out in the field.

How unhealthy is an Internet addiction, if such a condition really exists?

Why is this smiley  now first?

Do you want a side salad with that?

It depends on the extent of the addiction. The consequences can range from a loss of social life and skills to death (yes, death, there have been cases of people who spent 26 hours in a row neglecting their own physical needs to play online games and died from a heart attack).

Because they have been rearranged.

No, thanks.

[techmaster-glitch]

Why is it that in the vast majority of science fiction, the vast majority of robots or AIs are bad guys? It's completely inaccurate! (and really pisses me off, to)

[Kenji]

Why is it that in the vast majority of science fiction, the vast majority of robots or AIs are bad guys? It's completely inaccurate! (and really pisses me off, to)

Because the last robot to be a good guy ended up just farming for 200 years.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Because then I'd be in trouble?

Shades would kill you for that, you know.

Are you sure? Although if he did, surely that answers my question...


Also, why has my question from the last page been as yet unanswered?

and while on the topic, Can I really not count to thirty?

[ShadesFox]

Because then I'd be in trouble?

Shades would kill you for that, you know.

Are you sure? Although if he did, surely that answers my question...


Also, why has my question from the last page been as yet unanswered?

and while on the topic, Can I really not count to thirty?

Well, I might not kill you directly.  You are on the good person list.  So I may give you a flail and give you a chance to defend yourself.  Speaking of which, guess what I have behind my back!

Because... uh... the bee underground resistance movement.  Yes.  That's it.

It is possible that you don't know how.  Then I would laugh at you.  But I find it more likely that you just did not know how to apply the counting kills.  Which I would still laugh about.

[Eibborn]

How can I play off of Shades's typo without it sounding forced? It ought to have so much potential, but I just can't make it work.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Speaking of which, guess what I have behind my back!

No, I don't think I will, because that would be like answering a question, which is dangerous.
But might you be aware of what I have behind mine? and also, that I have shield-like defence up my sleeve?

So, would that make it six? or maybe seven?
Would Eibbor's ninja-ing make it five? Also, do you agree in his comment, about how it is humourous, but unworkable?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Is it possible to create a non-orientable (eg one sided) surface in four spatial dimensions?

[ShadesFox]

How can I play off of Shades's typo without it sounding forced? It ought to have so much potential, but I just can't make it work.

It does have potential, which is why I am leaving it in, to see if someone can take it somewhere.

Speaking of which, guess what I have behind my back!

No, I don't think I will, because that would be like answering a question, which is dangerous.
But might you be aware of what I have behind mine? and also, that I have shield-like defence up my sleeve?

So, would that make it six? or maybe seven?
Would Eibbor's ninja-ing make it five? Also, do you agree in his comment, about how it is humourous, but unworkable?

She learns!  Isn't it grand?  Please come to my university and sign up for one of my classes.  It is so tiring having students who don't learn.

I'm guessing that you have a large plasma rifle behind your back.  Because that would be awesome.  Still, *reaches behind his back and hands you the flail he was holding*  Just note that bludgeoning an APF is frowned upon.

Everyone should have a shield like defense.

Depends on if it were a head shot and how many marshmallow peeps are left.

Is it possible to create a non-orientable (eg one sided) surface in four spatial dimensions?

*shoots Kitsune Ascendant and puts him in a marshmallow peep suit.*

[Fuyudenki]

*shoots Kitsune Ascendant and puts him in a marshmallow peep suit.*

Fresh peep, or stale peep?

[ShadesFox]

*shoots Kitsune Ascendant and puts him in a marshmallow peep suit.*

Fresh peep, or stale peep?

*shoots Raist and stuffs him into the stale peep as well*

[Kitsune Ascendant]

now why did you do that?