Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You can change it, but you cannot chose that to change it to.

I wish my homework will do itself correctly.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted Your homework folds it self into an accurate origami depiction of a man and a woman in the missionary position... which is the proper way to "Do it"

I wish for an instant and unrivaled knowledge of MAYA... and no turning me into an animal, vegetable, mineral, mute, or anything unusual.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You have instant and unrivalled knowledge of Maya, a girl who lived, for a few weeks only, in a small village in Argentina, in the 1300s.

May it do you some good - it certainly didn't help her, since she died of the pox at 3 weeks old.


I wish I wasn't quite so nasty.

[Omega]

Granted! Now everyone else are more horrible than you.

I wish a free dinner

[Angel]

Granted. It's awarded to a lucky homeless family. (What? You never said it was for you.)

I wish physics made more sense to me.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but nothing else makes sense to you anymore.

I wish I had a really cool evil laugh.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You can have mine.


I wish I'd been able to resolve that problem faster.

[e_voyager]

granted you due to a time warp now resolved that problem while traveling at a speed of 150 miles per second with out breaks. good luck box man.

i wish that i had a book on how to god mod.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, it's a one-page book that has the following written in it: "Banned for godmodding."

I wish for literal translation.

[e_voyager]

granted you are now translated in a word version of your name. by the super fist of the Gothic font.

i wish i had more Bobobo corruptions for wishes.

[Angel]

Granted, but before you can do any, you're attacked by talking fish who are screaming for maple donuts.

I wish I hadn't had that cake this morning.

[e_voyager]

granted you had bran muffins instead.

i wish that The villain's league RP would start up again i want to know what everyone is doing.

[Caswin]

i wish that The villain's league RP would start up again i want to know what everyone is doing.

Granted.  First order of business: Go to e_voyager's house and terrorize him.

I wish I had the power of "The Touch" (by Stan Bush) to call upon whenever I needed it.

[meany]

I wish I had the power of "The Touch" (by Stan Bush) to call upon whenever I needed it.

Granted. You did have the power of "The Touch" to call upon, but you no longer do, and never needed it, so it was never used.

I wish for the entire population of Illinois to be transformed into giant corn cobs.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but they're not just corn cobs, they're giant mutant radioactive corn cobs that walk and shoot laser beams.  It'd make a great movie if they weren't on a rampage to destroy all of civilization.

I wish everything was easy to do.

[Omega]

It already is! You're just pathethic at anything.

I wish a superpower for myself! Something neat, thank you 

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, your superpower is something neat... but completely useless.

I wish I was good at everything.

[Omega]

Granted. You are the Jack of all trades, the master of none. "Okey, but not great"

I wish for two more wishes

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you are severly limited to what you can wish for... and all you can wish for is for a small amount of water and a small amount of tepid water.

I wish I had put more thought into that corruption.

[Omega]

You just did. Now did it change anything?

I wish for a small amount of water
I wish for a small amount of tepid water.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's so hot out that the water immediately evaporates, leaving you with nothing but whatever ick is left behind from the tepid water.

I wish I had something more productive to do.

[Omega]

Why don't you try these analytical chemistry's exercises that I've been doing the whole day? They are all but joy

I wish for a way out from this hamster wheel.

[meany]

Why don't you try these analytical chemistry's exercises that I've been doing the whole day? They are all but joy

I wish for a way out from this hamster wheel.

Granted. You've been replaced, and now function as chum for luring out great white sharks for observation.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's a truth, but you'll never get to see it, since you will be roasted first.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

[Omega]

It is done! But now you just have less time to sleep.

I wish that people would drink tea instead of coffee

[meany]

Granted. However due to the long time it takes to properly make tea, people instead drink mountain dew for their quick caffine fixes.
I wish for the entire human race to be locked away forever in the Abyss of Nothingness.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you are finally alone with your books, but oh no!  Your glasses have broken and you're blind without them!

I wish I had more twilight zone references for these corruptions.

[meany]

Granted, however you can only remember them in your sleep, and forget them when you wake up.

I wish for control of Norway.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, "Norway" is the nickname of a blade of grass growing out somewhere in the midwest United States.

I wish I was more popular.

[Omega]

Ryudo Lee I'm your new fan. Now, make with the music and/or art.

I wish I wasn't cursed.