Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Pagan]

Granted, you are no longer cursed. However, you will soon find that your curse would have begun a great blessing.

I wish to never go deaf or blind.

[e_voyager]

Granted, you are no longer need to worry about blindness and deafness you are soon to find  your maker has already made his plans for you and they end next week.

i wish i had a flashy new avatar line Ryudo does.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but oddly enough it looks almost exactly like your old avatar.

I wish I could sneak out for the rest of the day without anyone noticing that I'm gone.

[Omega]

Nobody would even know you ever were there

I wish Ryudo Lee would change back to his old avatar

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but the file got overwritten by the new one's image so nothing has changed except the filename.

I wish I had several doomsday devices at my disposal.

[e_voyager]

granted but all but one of those doomsday device is inefficient and the one that is efficient is a red robot that both has a mind of it's on and is some one demented do to a viral OS that runs it hardware system good luck surviving the cataclysm that you yourself started.

i wish that i had a holla hoop

[meany]

Granted. Each time the hoop revolves it will shrink to half it's current size, also it will send a series of electrical impulses into your body, forcing you to continue to hula.

I wish to be eviler.

[e_voyager]

Granted. Charline's seeing potential in you takes you under her cannibalistic wing and teacher you more about evil under you anger her while she's hungry and well then she teaches you how to become a meal for  hungry cubi.

i wish that my banishment spell worked better and sent people to the corn filed instead of the 7 seas of rye.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you are now one of the children of the corn... at least until you take a load of buckshot to the head.

I wish for unlimited ammunition.

[Angel]

Granted. But you had to smelt down all the guns in the world to get it.

I wish grammar would police itself so I didn't have to.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you still have to police spelling and punctuation.

I wish I was healthier.

[meany]

Granted. For the next five seconds you shall be the healthiest person alive; after that five seconds however you become terminally ill and will never recover.

I wish for the ability to travel through time.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You have the ability to move through time - forwards only, one second per second.


I wish I could get my servers sorted sooner.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, now you cannot fix your router.

I wish for insomia

[meany]

Granted. However it will only make itself known when you're forced to indure something incredibly boring.


I wish for the city of Istanbul to become Byzantium once more.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but nobody notices the difference, and out of shame they quietly change it back.

I wish I had the perfect set of tools to perform any job.

[Omega]

Granted, but now everybody are asking you to do these "Small little tasks"

I wish for peace and harmony....



....for myself.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you are dead.

I wish I could get paid a lot of money to do very little.

[Angel]

Granted. You're a Hollywood screewriter. Have fun in hell!

I wish there were better games for the Wii.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but as soon as they come out, your Wii dies and it becomes impossible for you to get it repaired or get a new one.

I wish life came with cheat codes.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, enjoy your 'Eternal Suffering' code!

I wish that these boots were made for walking.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They walked out, with you still attached. See you when you get back, in a couple years...


I wish I had hot water at home.

[e_voyager]

granted for some reason despite being dry and out of the tub you find yourself consistently in hot water for sill little thing. like you let the phone ring to many times what were you doing mister i'm a sysop?'

i wish i was sleeping right now.

[Angel]

Granted. Your head gets stuck to the keyboard and now you're gonna have wicked marks all over your face.

I wish Michael Jackson was back to normal.

[meany]

Granted. However Michael immediately gets plastic surgery to undo the normalness.

I wish for the pie to be a truth.

[e_voyager]

granted now people tells jokes about the cake and the pie.

i wish i had a better weapon copy system

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's still not as cool as Rock's.

I wish I had all the answers.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Now you don't have any questions to match them to.


I wish I had internet at home.

[Pagan]

Granted. You are given AOL dial up 1.0
Congrats.

I wish Robert Jordan were still alive.

[meany]

Granted, however he has been reduced to a state of vegitation and is taken off life support after two weeks.

I wish for a rabbit with pancakes on it's head.