Uhm..Yo. Addi here.

[Addictive]

 Sooooo. Hi. I'm Addictive. You can call me Addi, Burri, Burr-Bear, Ashlyn, etc.

   Yeah. My brain has shut down for the evening. So, any hi's?

[Psychogirl]

Weeeeelll...

I'm new here too. So hi!

[bill]

You're both doomed.

[Cogidubnus]

Doomed he says!

No, really, don't worry about it. Nobody listens to Bill anyway. You shouldn't trust him.

[Faerie Alex]

You can call me Addi, Burri, Burr-Bear, Ashlyn, etc.

*Pokes t3h noob* Why?

[xHaZxMaTx]

...Nobody listens to Bill anyway. You shouldn't trust him.

And if they do, they really shouldn't.

Yo.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Hello new friend!

Feast your eyes on the Happy Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty41BuLsc1A

[Darkmoon]

[Zedd]

Hello child..Welcome to the wonders of dreams may come true or maybe they will be crushed like broiled broccoli

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hi, welcome, nice to see you, watch out for the bear traps, exploding muffins, innocent muffins, talking boxes, admins, moderators, posters, lurkers, and people who warn you to watch out for things.

Oh, and don't get too paranoid, cause that'll get you in worse trouble.



And have a good time!

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Man, it's busy today...

*ahem* Hi! Welcome to this place of strangeness.

Any sanity should be left at the door, in the secure storage provided. Make sure to keep your claim ticket.

Don't trust llearch. That is most important. And make sure that you've read the official rules of the place. The rest you can just make up as you go along...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Have fun.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*fakes being secure storage*