Howdy hey all

[Metal Juggernaut]

Howdy hey everybody, ive been reading DMFA for bout... 2 days now but ive heard about it for years...so then i pounded down all 700 comics in my head in 2 days... it rocks on HARD.so i hope to have fun and...stuff...

[TheGreyRonin]

Welcome to our little corner of insanity, Metal Juggernaut! Pull up a drink, down a few chairs, and enjoy your stay!

[Roureem Egas]

I swear that the UTC-5 timezone is the most densely populated one on this side of the planet.

Hey new guy.

[Zedd]

Howdy theres

[ITOS]

Greetings. I am 7 Itos Atio.

Make sure you read the safety instructions before you get eaten, blown up or loose your soul. This is a very dangerous forum.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Well hello there! Welcome to this place of strangeness - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please be sure to leave your remaining sanity (if you have any) in the secure storage provided, and be sure to hang on to your claim ticket.

Things to watch out for include talking boxes, squirrel-borne muffins, and anyone who tries to tell you not to listen to these warnings.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here, where the insanity party never ends!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Gabi]

Welcome! I wonder why there are so many things to watch out for. In any case, there's something I still need to warn you about.

Warning: what you say here may be quoted.

[Metal Juggernaut]

hmm, talking boxes?eh? well anyways i have a question to ask,do u on the forums act as like a citizen of furrea(or however you spell it) cuz i know of a lot of forms that do that,or do u just talk about stuff like on a normal forum?

[Tapewolf]

hmm, talking boxes?eh? well anyways i have a question to ask,do u on the forums act as like a citizen of furrea(or however you spell it) cuz i know of a lot of forms that do that,or do u just talk about stuff like on a normal forum?

Welcome aboard.  Roleplaying in that manner is frowned upon here, except in designated areas, i.e. 'The Haunted Ballroom'.  It might be a good idea to familiarise yourself with the forum rules as they are enforced with zeal.  There are a few who have special dispensations to post in-character as long as they aren't too silly (Charles/Alondro for example) since this was what they did on the original DMFA forum on The Nice.

As it happens it's not something I would usually do anyway...

[Metal Juggernaut]

ok ty 4 telling me,the last thing  I need is to get nailed with a ban

[Aridas]

Izzat so? Then once you've gotten everything else, just let Darkmoon know, he'll probably be happy to give you the ban if it helps complete things.

[ITOS]

the last thing  I need is to get nailed with a ban

In that case, be sure to read through the rules:
http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

hmm, talking boxes?eh?

Apparently. For what it's worth, I've been away on holiday all week.

I'm back now, though...