I'm new

[kittycatlovesDan]

   :mowsadHi Can someone be my friend and help me?
I do need help finding new friends and how to work this site.............

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Well, for a start, you should read the rules:
http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules

Secondly, introduction threads belong in the Villa.

[ardaron]

Hmm, so I take it you like Dan?

Anyway, welcome to the site!  Watch out for the Welcoming Committee; they'll all warn you about things you probably know to look out for anyway.

[kittycatlovesDan]

Um.............
I am sorry for that i forgot............
Um............
what do you mean by welcomeing commitee?

[superluser]

what do you mean by welcomeing commitee?

It's basically me and RJ.  I bring the basket, she fills it with muffins.

Here ya go.

*hands kittycatlovesDan a nice big basket of muffins*

[bill]

They're good muffins, too. High quality stuff. 

[Zedd]

Hello kitten...Nice to meet you enjoy your stay

[Faerie Alex]

I appear to have previously made a bad first impression. I apologize.

I do however welcome you to the forum. Beware of me, 'cuz apparently my humor sucks.

[Jim Halisstrad]

HI.
Welcome to the boards

[Damaris]

Well, now I'm going to have nightmares.  Thanks, Jim!

[Darkmoon]

Hey, I've seen worse on the internet. That weren't nothing.

[Reese Tora]

Well, now I'm going to have nightmares.  Thanks, Jim!

whew, that there must be some powerful stuff, if it can give even moderators nightmares.

Also... welcome, kittycatlovesDan, to the forum.
I hope you don't mind if I call you something shorter from now on, but I'm 't3h lazey' and can't be bothered to type out names longer than ten characters more than once per thread.  (It comes from having a background in videogames where you can only have six or eight characters in your character's names.  )

[Zina]

HI.
Welcome to the boards

ARRRRGH KITTENS.

[Jim Halisstrad]

THAT'S going to give me nightmares

[xHaZxMaTx]

Cats (kittens especially) are a high source of cholesterol, Zina, you might want to check your intake.

[Zedd]

Not to mention this but our new meat ran off like a spanked cow

[Shadrok]

I think I've stayed up too late Jim's post made me laugh and Zina's well... even more.

Welcome to the forum kittycatlovesDan.

[Suwako]

They're all sane and in denial.. Okay not ,Hi and *generic warning*

*hides*

[Aridas]

Zedd, please don't talk about new people as "new meat", because it sounds... well, very negative and bad. I know I sure wouldn't like it, and if I'm judging correctly, said new person probably doesn't like it either. Plus, you already said it once. Show some originality.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Oh I'm sure it can't be any worse than .

[Aridas]

Whether it is or isn't..  isn't the point here. It's the whole "immediate audience" thing i'm worried about.

[Zedd]

Alright but I do hope they learned to follow the rules by now

[superluser]

By the way, Jim, where did you get that image?

[Jim Halisstrad]

I think 4chan.  I really need to stop swiping pictures from there.

[superluser]

I think 4chan.  I really need to stop swiping pictures from there.

Did you get it from /b/?  If you did, I called it:

just trying to gently nudge you toward real-life friendships, since virtual ones tend to be less fulfilling.

...and occasionally end in pictures culled from /b/.

[Darkmoon]

Zedd, please don't talk about new people as "new meat", because it sounds... well, very negative and bad. I know I sure wouldn't like it, and if I'm judging correctly, said new person probably doesn't like it either. Plus, you already said it once. Show some originality.

Aridas, don't act as the forum police. You already know not to do that.

If an admin hasn't warned them for it, it's not YOUR job to do so. If you feel someone is being slighted, report the post.

As for calling them new meat, I say go for it. Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

[Aridas]

As far as I know, I wasn't enforcing any rules.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Zedd, please don't talk about new people as "new meat", because it sounds... well, very negative and bad.

That sounds very much, at least to me, like you're acting as if you know all the rules, and they don't. Even those rules that aren't written, and don't exist.

Rule 3 is there to avoid misunderstandings. Please don't push.