Hi I am new =3

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Another newcomer? It's getting hard to keep up here...

Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the door, in the secure storage facility provided, and hang on to your claim ticket if you want it back. We are planning an audit of the facility in the new year, and any unaccounted-for sanity will be sold on eBay.

Beware of everything you've been warned about, especially the talking boxes, and those muffins you've just been presented with. If they begin ticking or fizzing at all, don't panic - simply put them down immediately and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the insanity your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles which spell out the words "MERRY CHRISTMAS"*

[bill]

$50 says it was Bill.  You have to watch out for him.

[Fex]

What we would never do that ... Fine we do but who told you that?

Oooo ribbon HeeeHeeeH

I'm innocent till proven guilty. 

and Hi, I'm Aiyno wolf probably the first person for the planned dutch invasion! 
I'm not invading you don't worry silly Americans,first New York, then the world! 

never thought to find another Dutchy on the internet ^^
uhm I think your confused NY is next week this week were going for DC

Beware of everything you've been warned about, especially the talking boxes, and those muffins you've just been presented with. If they begin ticking or fizzing at all, don't panic - simply put them down immediately and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

hmmm I wonder why I have the urge to eat one all of the sudden 

[Suwako]

I'm innocent till proven guilty. 

and Hi, I'm Aiyno wolf probably the first person for the planned dutch invasion! 
I'm not invading you don't worry silly Americans,first New York, then the world! 

never thought to find another Dutchy on the internet ^^
uhm I think your confused NY is next week this week were going for DC

I always make mistakes, okay I noted it down this time. 

[Alan Garou]

I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.

[Zedd]

I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.

*touches your lamp and it explodes*

[Fex]

I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.

never say don't becouse I like to touch it then

[Alan Garou]

I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.

*touches your lamp and it explodes*

I don't have a lamp. I'm a deity, not one of those conniving djiin. (Three wishes my tail. ) And another thing: ... um, what was I saying again?

[Snuggles]

*Pounces on Fex*

YEA!!!! NEWBIE

*Hugs*  *Snuggle* 

I am the first to give the hug. 
...


Anyway welcome!

[Angel]

Zah? You've already responded to like whoa amounts of my posts and I haven't even properly greeted you yet?!  Well, hi! I'm Black Angel. Welcome to the forums! Your sig is a bishie, and you are from the Netherlands, so you can't be bad at all! You get... a candy cane box and a serenade! 

(hands you candy canes and a fluffy puppy of your choice of breed)

(singing) Just hear those sleigh bells jing-a-lin', ring-ting-ting-a-lin', toooo....

[Fex]

*is pounced and hugged and gets candy canes (woot) and a cute fluffy puppy husky* thanks oh and who said that I wasn't bad 

[Stygian]

*is pounced and hugged and gets candy canes (woot) and a cute fluffy puppy husky* thanks oh and who said that I wasn't bad 

*Sneaks in, and then leans over Fex's shoulder*

You ain't nothin', prettyboy...! *growl*

By the way, my name is Stygian. Ik denk u sommige dingen onderhand over mijn kent... Don't think it's that much though! I foresee either a dispute or a profound understanding between you and the 'Hare in the relatively near future...

Now, to relieve the scare and the anxiety, have a shot of Red Bull and Jägermeister! It's on me!

[Fex]

*is pounced and hugged and gets candy canes (woot) and a cute fluffy puppy husky* thanks oh and who said that I wasn't bad 

*Sneaks in, and then leans over Fex's shoulder*

You ain't nothin', prettyboy...! *growl*

By the way, my name is Stygian. I think you know some about my by now. Don't think it's that much though! I foresee either a dispute or a profound understanding between you and the 'Hare in the relatively near future...

Now, to relieve the scare and the anxiety, have a shot of Red Bull and Jägermeister! It's on me!

what ya mean with the Hare? Thanks but I like Dutch Gin more

[Aridas]

*looks at Fex's sig and wonder how many peoples' characters he's going to put in his signature by the end of december*

[Stygian]

The Gay Hare. He's always around... *odd look*

In either case, so am I. And I think that should scare people more.

And are you really that much for Dutch stuff? In that case, have some of my cannabis jellies. They're imported from your country...

[Fex]

the jellies are German not dutch and you don't scare me =3

oh and I won't add anymore pics I was just trying something

[Aridas]

Oh, alright. It was fun while it lasted though.

[Fex]

yea I couldn't choose wich one to take so I put them all on it and chooce one ^^

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

By the way, my name is Stygian. Ik denk u sommige dingen onderhand over mijn kent... Don't think it's that much though! I foresee either a dispute or a profound understanding between you and the 'Hare in the relatively near future...

Not that I want to wave stompy boots or anything, but... you might want to translate that for the admins who don't speak Dutch.

Given the rules state that not doing so involves summary burnination and banning....

[Fex]

it means  'I think that you know things about me already'
hehe I just noticed that you wrote in dutch

[Stygian]

Und was ist mit dem deutschen Zeug dann falsch?! Erschweren Sie mich nicht, oder Sie werden zu meiner Armee von Gans gehenden sadomasochistischen Schäferhunden fallen!

Ehhhm... tatara-translation!

"And what's wrong with german stuff then?! Don't aggravate me, or you will fall to my army of goose-stepping sadomasochistic german shepherds!"

And i mean it. Gwahahahahaaa...! *runs off singing a swedish song about making fun of germans. Yes, there is such a song...*

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Bombs da Thread.*

[Fex]

"And what's wrong with german stuff then?! Don't aggravate me, or you will fall to my army of goose-stepping sadomasochistic german shepherds!"

I don't aggravate you and where are your german shepherds they are so cute

[Zedd]

Can you get off my head now? I'm developing a rash

[Fex]

oops sorry *jumps off* this better?

[Arcalane]

The Gay Hare. He's always around... *odd look*

In either case, so am I. And I think that should scare people more.

And are you really that much for Dutch stuff? In that case, have some of my cannabis jellies. They're imported from your country...

Yer `bout 's scary 's a teapot, kid.

[Tiger_T]

Und was ist mit dem deutschen Zeug dann falsch?! Erschweren Sie mich nicht, oder Sie werden zu meiner Armee von Gans gehenden sadomasochistischen Schäferhunden fallen!

Ehhhm... tatara-translation!

"And what's wrong with german stuff then?! Don't aggravate me, or you will fall to my army of goose-stepping sadomasochistic german shepherds!"

And i mean it. Gwahahahahaaa...! *runs off singing a swedish song about making fun of germans. Yes, there is such a song...*

*shudders*
If you want to write it, learn the language.
Online translators just don't work.
*smites him for mutilating german*

[Fex]

yea *smites the translator* here a cookie that is much less painfuller for my eyes

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*shudders*
If you want to write it, learn the language.
Online translators just don't work.
*smites him for mutilating german*

So.. could you enlighten us as to what he -should- have said?

purely out of a sense of curiosity...

[Tiger_T]

Not that that would make much more sense with this sentence anyway... 
Let's see. Hmm.

"
Und was ist falsch an deutschem Zeug?
Ärgere mich nicht, sonst fällst Du* meinen Parade marschierenden, sadomasochistischen Schäferhunden zum Opfer!
*(more formally: . . . Ärgern Sie mich nicht sonst fallen Sie meinen . . .)
"

There you go.
@ Mods: I'm just correspondingly translating the aboth.

disclaimer:
There's no guarantee that this is 100% accurate, as translating 'goose-stepping' is kinda tricky IMO.