Well hello there...

[Elader Arkon]

Well... technically I'm new, but I've been browsing these forums as a guest for a short while and finally decided to jump in with the crazy peoples/creatures/whatevers.

I like the emoticons here.  Such a nice, wide, and er... different variety.

 

I'm good. Really.

[bill]

Hello. I'd give you a list of who to watch out for, but that has since expanded to include the entire list of members.

[Distracting]

The entire list of members and then some. I like the emoticons too.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Holy crap, n00b, kill it! D:

Er, I mean... Hi! *Waves*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Here, let me give you a list of who's safe:




Got that? Good. Everyone else should be watched out for, as they're evil, sneaky sods.

[Cogidubnus]

They're right, you know. If somebody isn't insane, they're a mod, which is almost worse.

Almost.

[xHaZxMaTx]

I'm not a mod.

[bill]

I'm both. 

[Zedd]

Im a cubi...Beware of my hugs come with tentcles of many! Im just kidding..I will give you a nice warm baked cookie

[Suwako]

Hi, Aiyno is the name pointless greeting is my...fame? 

Wait! who wrote these lines? 
anyway welcome and enjoy yourself here. Who have our private and public collection of lunes, artists, smart*sses, mods, admins and *evil* people

[Elader Arkon]

Well thanks for the greetings everyone, I feel so welcome here.

And I don't have to watch out for anyone, 'cause I can take care of myself. Except for tentacles. Those things just kinda freak me out. 

Bwahahaha, to find some other thread to post in...

[DigitalMan]

Welcome aboard! I think you'll be joining the ranks of the completely terrified and confused quite soon.

[Roureem Egas]

Welcome!

I'm out of things to say for now.

[Aisha deCabre]

Everyone should be watched out for, you say?  Oh hardly...I'm just a panther who'd throw a boomerang at your head if you're evil. 

Haha...anyways, new newcomer of all other new newcomers, welcome to the forums.  Enjoy the insanity and watch your feet.  The mows can and will eat them. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"Mah boomerang won't come back!"

[bill]

Good to see our poster-child of insanity coming out. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Out of what?

[Zedd]

The box! You opened it! We came! Ohh cheetos...*munches and snacks while inside Llearch*

[bill]

But... llearch is the box...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

* llearch n'n'daCorna kicks Zedd out

Pouch permission, dangit! You gotta ask first!

Grumblemutterfsckingoverzealoustwitshorninginonmycheetosgrumblemutter

[DigitalMan]

... *points back to his previous statement about being completely terrified and confused*

[Faerie Alex]

Nobody's wished you muffins yet!?!

Have a muffin, then. But be careful of muffins from RJ. They're—*mysterious projectile hist me on head*

[Elader Arkon]

why thank you, I rather enjoy muffins.

*puts them through rigorous testing before tasting, causing one to explode and die in a pile of its own crumbs*

Mmm. tasty.

[Xuzaf D]

I like the emoticons here.  Such a nice, wide, and er... different variety.

WELCOME

[TheGreyRonin]

 Welcome to the insanity! Pull up a muffin, have a buttered chair!

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

...Or possibly the other way around.

Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please leave your remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and do remember to hang on to your claim ticket. No tickee, no sanity...

Ahem.

Beware of mows, talking boxes, squirrel-borne muffins, and anyone who tells you to disregard these warnings.

We're not all poisonous or evil; I like to think I'm one of the kinder, gentler ones...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the craziness your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Tiger_T]

. . .
We're not all poisonous or evil; I like to think I'm one of the kinder, gentler ones...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*
. . .

Incidently 'gift' is the german word for poison while poisson translates to fish in french. Make of that whatever you want.

Oh, and: Welcome.
*is gone*

[ITOS]

Greetings. I am 7 Itos Atio. The emergency exit is located it your upper right corner and is marked with an x. For more safety instruction, please refere to the brochure located in the seat in front of you. 

Incidently 'gift' is the german word for poison while poisson translates to fish in french. Make of that whatever you want.

I knew it! Fish is poisonous!

[Stygian]

 

I'm good. Really.

I know how to end that...

Just step a little closer... It won't hurt much at all...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ooo, look, a claim ticket, left just -lying around-.....