Well hello there...

[Tiger_T]

What does it claim to be?

[bill]

Haha, Llearch got out-Llearched.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It claims to be a William Stickers, Esq, I think.

[topher chee]

wecome

[bill]

.... did we scare him away?

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Bombs da Thread.*

[bill]

Isn't that Styg's job?

[xHaZxMaTx]

No, his job is to blow up.

(Psst, Styg, that's your cue!)

[Alan Garou]

No, his job is to blow up.

(Psst, Styg, that's your cue!)

(Walks in, with hair standing on end and throughly charred.)
Next time you send a Detonate signal, make sure it's on the right channel. You made my electric toothbrush explode. And it was in my mouth at the time.

[Elader Arkon]

.... did we scare him away?

Ha! Scare me away?

nevah sirrah!

I just had Church this morning and I worked as the hotline (I make the hot food) at my college's Four star Restaurant this afternoon. This, coupled with scholastic obligations generally limits the amount of time I can be online during the daylight hours...


Ye've gotta do a whole heck of a lot better job of scaring me than what I've seen to scare me away!

[Netami]

He's a CHEF!

Let's tie him up and have him make us food with the other forum bunny chef. 

[Elader Arkon]

Aye, I can make some mean bbq short ribs...
And the herb stuffed chicken ain't too bad either.

Don't, And I mean DON'T touch the vegetable medley after 6:30pm. How that stuff passes any of FDA testing is quite beyond comprehension.

Though technically I'm not a chef, since I don't actually prepare much of the food, I just cook it. Though I've never failed making tasty muffins yet.

Here, have a couple...

*hands out muffins*

[LionHeart]

He's a CHEF!

Let's tie him up and have him make us food with the other forum bunny chef. 

How is he going to make us food if he's tied up?

. . .
We're not all poisonous or evil; I like to think I'm one of the kinder, gentler ones...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*
. . .

Incidently 'gift' is the german word for poison...

Hey! My coffee mugs are not poisoned, thank you very much!

You have to supply your own poison...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Here, have a couple...

*hands out muffins*

Aarrgh! Run away! Run away!

.. Yes, I know RJ didn't make those, but she'll be here with some of hers RSN.

[Stygian]

Sorry, but did someone just message me? It seemed like...

Ah. Battery was out. Well, there's...

KABOOM!

[Elader Arkon]

AAAaaaaaaaagghhhh! My thread!

*Runs around picking up pieces and tacking it back together in a hopeless quest...*

[Dakata]

Welcome, newbie!

*Burns the remains of the thread...with a flamethrower*

[Jim Halisstrad]

I approve of this thread. 

[Stygian]

*a charred Stygian steps up*

Oh goodie. You can have the muffins then. Don't worry; I baked them. That means they won't explode your insides.

[Elader Arkon]

*Blows a small remnant of flame out of his mouth and stands majestically upon the ashes of this charred thread*

I shall lead forth this thread from its charred and burnt past into a new dawn of glory, I shall build this thread anew into something that shall last for all eternity, a monument to all who have come before and all who shall come after. All shall look upon it and wonder, for it is mine, and as I have spoken, so shall I do.


*breaks open a new bag of legos*

[Stygian]

And I shall, as always, take pleasure in infecting and corrupting it, bit by delicious bit...

Err-hrrm...! I mean... Yeah, you do that.

[Elader Arkon]

I am officially screwed.

And I did it to myself with my simple mistake in scheduling.

See, I've got a Finals Speech in my public speaking class tomorrow, and I had written down that it was due on the first week of December. Luckily my roomie asked what I had done for my speech I have to give tomorrow (he's in the same class and group as I am) and I was like, "uhhh..."

So I've got to give one heck of a persuasive speech on my position about whether minors should be tried as adults or something. And I've gotta do all my research, sorting, and typing the outline tonight and stand up and give it to the class at 9am tomorrow morn.

May the prof have mercy on my soul...


*smashes head against wall of legos, thereby knocking down the wall and destroying the thread yet again*

[Netami]

"If we don't get this paper done, the prof. will go nuts!"





D:

[Tiger_T]

So... How'd it go, Elader Arkon?
Did ya survive it?

[Zedd]

And yes thats right...Im a gay robot

[Elader Arkon]

I survived. Barely. I got a sweet outline turned in, but my presentation was somewhat lacking due to my inability to practice as much as I normally do. However, I made the time requirement so I'm happy. 

[hiro1112]

I decided to break free from RSU. I'm tired of the constant banning of non-fanboys. So I'll use this thread to say hi to the forum members also rather than create one.

[Elader Arkon]

welcome!

[DigitalMan]

*Blows a small remnant of flame out of his mouth and stands majestically upon the ashes of this charred thread*

I shall lead forth this thread from its charred and burnt past into a new dawn of glory, I shall build this thread anew into something that shall last for all eternity, a monument to all who have come before and all who shall come after. All shall look upon it and wonder, for it is mine, and as I have spoken, so shall I do.


*breaks open a new bag of legos*

10/10. *applauds*

[Elader Arkon]

Yes, legos are the bond that holds the world together.