help!

[Alan Garou]

...explain how to obtain a PS3.

Step 1:  Kill current owner of PS3.
Step 2:  Abscond with said PS3.

Is your process approved by the ISO 1400 Quality Control Division?

[xHaZxMaTx]

  ...Yes.

[Alan Garou]

  ...Yes.

What about the We Are Teams Process Initiative? And have you gotten permission from Griffin?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Uhh...  Sure, why not.

[Distracting]

Pfft...who needs silly things like "approval" or "permission" when new electronics come out?

Yeah, I'm only saying that cuz I don't have one yet.

[Alan Garou]

Uhh...  Sure, why not.

How about the Yodeling Woodchuck Documentation? And the Director of Product Enhancements? And the -ACK!- (is captured and strangled by disgruntled engineers.)

[RJ]

And have you gotten permission from Griffin?

Ted Griffin from accounting, or the mythical one?

[Alan Garou]

And have you gotten permission from Griffin?

Ted Griffin from accounting, or the mythical one?

Whichever is harder. 

[Vidar]

How to properly implode a building not unlike your school (preferably with al the teachers still inside), and get away with it. 

(in case anyone hadn't noticed, I really, really hate schools)

[Gornemant]

here's a good subject:
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

... aka 42

[xHaZxMaTx]

How about creating the ultimate question to the ultimate answer?

[Aisha deCabre]

here's a good subject:
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

... aka 42

I wonder why it HAS to be 42...it can't be Infinity?  'Cause everything just goes on, and on, and on...and on...

(slap)

Erm, anyway.  Hey, that's one.  How to calculate the mathematical improbability of infinity.   

[Stygian]

  U R STEELIN MY STYLES! THIS IS POST 42? LOL?!?!

...no, seriously. Have fun with that one.

Oh, and the mathematical improbability of infinity is not improbable. It is. Because we are.

Unless you divide by zero, of course... Then it all just shrinks together like a little raisin and disappears straight into its own navel. 

[lucas marcone]

sty i devide you by ZERO!

[bill]

*trisects an angle with a compass and straightedge*

[Stygian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*schlurp!*

*poff!*

Phew! I am so glad that my mind protects me from that kind of...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*schlurp!*

*poff!*

Okay, now I sense a disturbing kin...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*schlurp...!*

[EvilIguana966]

How to get into somone's base, to kill their dudes. 

[Gornemant]

U R STEELIN MY STYLES!

...no, seriously. Have fun with that one.

Oh, and the mathematical improbability of infinity is not improbable. It is. Because we are.

Unless you divide by zero, of course... Then it all just shrinks together like a little raisin and disappears straight into its own navel.  D:

it's not infinity, because you see, you can relate just about anything to 42, like, you got reply #42

and the answer to infinity can also be, 42 

[Aisha deCabre]

U R STEELIN MY STYLES!

...no, seriously. Have fun with that one.

Oh, and the mathematical improbability of infinity is not improbable. It is. Because we are.

Unless you divide by zero, of course... Then it all just shrinks together like a little raisin and disappears straight into its own navel.  D:

it's not infinity, because you see, you can relate just about anything to 42, like, you got reply #42

and the answer to infinity can also be, 42 

Well...at least 42 is an even number.  Even numbers are good.   

If you want to do something with math...how about a speech on how one can simplify Calculus to simple terms?

Limits... (shudders).