New

[meme]

Hey , I'm new

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You're right!

... was there anything else?

[Stygian]

Doesn't seem so. It gets in the box, or else it gets the whine again!

Oh. And please feed me some giblets. I'm starving.

[Distracting]

Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one.

[meme]

Really , thats cool ! 

[Faerie Alex]

Welcome to the forum with the iPod smiley!

And have a muffin.

[Supercheese]

"Meme", eh?

Blast, I see the iPod smiley has already been taken!

[Roureem Egas]

Welcome to the two of you. Today's random gift is a tiny cheap crown.

Enjoy the forums!

[Distracting]

A random gift? Woo! That's better than a lot of the forums I've been to.

Hopefully I can bring something good to the table...

[Stygian]

Didn't you hear what I said?!



GIVE US GIBLETS, OR WE START RIPPING EYEBALLS!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mmmm, pie.

*snicker*

[Zedd]

Im sure you have a nice day here..Enjoy your pie bomb

[Darkmoon]

 

[Stygian]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?!

[RJ]

Welcome to the forum with the iPod smiley!

And have a muffin.

Hey, don't go giving out muffins before I get here!

And it's not a muffin unless it's an RJ muffin!

[DigitalMan]

Yeah, it's not a biological weapon muffin unless it's an RJ muffin!

Welcome to the forum, peoples!

[Hilary]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?!

Just take it at face value.

Welcome meme and HeroZero! Have a free leftover halloween mask, choose whichever you like.

[Roureem Egas]

One of them is a Nixon mask.

[Xuzaf D]

Hey , I'm new

Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one.

Go away. We're full. Plus, I have a stomach bug the causes explosions of the pants... you don't want that.

[Stygian]

Ignore him. Have a head-infesting worm instead!



It's not unfriendly - it just wants your body.

[Xuzaf D]

Wants my body? In what way?

[Stygian]

Gargh! There was supposed to be an image with that!

*edit* fixed!

[Aridas]

httpcom huh? I want a domain like that.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Well! Two new people at once - okay, here goes...*takes deep  breath*

Hi, and welcome to this place of strangeness. Leave your remaning sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and remember to keep your claim ticket.

Beware of mows, strange muffins, and people who tell you to ignore any of these warnings.

Have a welcome gift. *gives each of the new people a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves and vanishes, leaving a smile that slowly fades out*

[Hilary]

Hi, and welcome to this place of strangeness. Leave your remaning sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and remember to keep your claim ticket.

He's not kidding. I lost my ticket somewhere along the road, and, well, look how I ended up.

"Stick to your ticket, Harry, now that's very important. Stick to your ticket."

What? Me? No, I'm not quoting Harry Potter... never.

[TheGreyRonin]

Welcome to both of you! Come on in, pull up your seat of choice, and bask in the warm insanity that is the Clockwork Mansion!

(And I'll happily deal with any leftover muffins.)

*tapes a sign reading "Bomb Disposal" to my chest*

[Cogidubnus]

Welcome, welcome. Wipe your feet at the mat, and eat your muffins. You'll need the nutrients for the teleportation sequence. Out of universal translators, though. You'll need to just stick with your towel...

[Mew Mew Renee]

Back off Memes my freind (evil muffin) Don't take it!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one.

That's the way to do it.

Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.

Hello new peeps!

[Tapewolf]

Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one.

That's the way to do it.

Quite so.  I myself hijacked Xss' introduction thread way back when.. partly because he'd been writing his DMFA theme song (later Princes of the Dreams) while I had in secret been forging 'The Legend of Daniel Ti'Fiona', later included on my Songs for the Wild-At-Heart' album.

Anyways, welcome to the hood/pack/fold/pride/murder*.
*Insert collective noun for forum members