11-7-06: Intent to kill? Check.

[willow186129]

Muahaha! Topic up!

I didn't know that the mallet was magical...

[bill]

Well, she's about to die, but thank god the paperwork's in order.

[Toric]

She pulled a Bugs-Bunny! Technically she didn't reach off-screen to grab the mallet from thin air, but it was close enough.

Cute secretary lady. It's so sad that she's probably going to feel a lot of pain eventually if not very, very soon.

[Aisha deCabre]

Wow, quickie update.  I wonder how the secretary can seem so calm when a furre she seems to know is dangerous has just pulled out the famous mallet.

Oh wait...she must be a twink if she's in Twink Territories.  Godmoders.  Forgot. 

[Alondro]

*Charles hmms* Alexsi has inherited the mystical mallet of Jurei!   

*Charline also hmms*  Nice new temporarily-alive-soon-to-be-flattened gazelle character!  *looks at Amber with big cute kitty eyes*  Can I eat her afterward?  Please?   

[Roureem Egas]

I forgot that there'd be an update. Now I feel a little bit better about today.

This is probably the earliest it I've ever saw it update. [/tangent]



Nice hammer summoning effect. I'm guessing an actual life attempt is not actually going to go through all the way though. Biggs might see a bit of Wildy in Alexis there.

[Izkata]

Woah - it was posted minutes before I finished rereading the Archives.... That was rather confusing for a moment! 

[Netami]

I was visiting my Dad one time and there was an issue of Popular Science in which a think tank in Washington had declared it's progress on a machine that made it so you only needed about sixty minutes of sleep a night. It functioned a lot like the machine in Chrono Trigger, where you got all the necessary sleep but still felt a bit tired and cranky. They said they didn't know how much longer it would be until release, but I have a feeling it's going to be awhile.

[Kenji]

I was visiting my Dad one time and there was an issue of Popular Science in which a think tank in Washington had declared it's progress on a machine that made it so you only needed about sixty minutes of sleep a night. It functioned a lot like the machine in Chrono Trigger, where you got all the necessary sleep but still felt a bit tired and cranky. They said they didn't know how much longer it would be until release, but I have a feeling it's going to be awhile.

But..... will you still be hungry?

[terrycloth]

Oh wait...she must be a twink if she's in Twink Territories.  Godmoders.  Forgot. 

I'm thinking 'invisible force field' as the 'ha ha you can't hurt me' thing here.

Hmm... I wonder if Alexei's parents blessed the wedding? Maybe Destania promised Biggs her daughter's hand in marriage?

[Netami]

I was visiting my Dad one time and there was an issue of Popular Science in which a think tank in Washington had declared it's progress on a machine that made it so you only needed about sixty minutes of sleep a night. It functioned a lot like the machine in Chrono Trigger, where you got all the necessary sleep but still felt a bit tired and cranky. They said they didn't know how much longer it would be until release, but I have a feeling it's going to be awhile.

But..... will you still be hungry?

Well, yeah. It didn't mention anything about curing hunger.

[Faerie Alex]

Oh wait...she must be a twink if she's in Twink Territories.  Godmoders.  Forgot. 

I'm thinking 'invisible force field' as the 'ha ha you can't hurt me' thing here.

Hmm... I wonder if Alexei's parents blessed the wedding? Maybe Destania promised Biggs her daughter's hand in marriage?

Possibly in exchange for getting Edward back?

I doubt it, but it is always a possibility.

[GabrielsThoughts]

wedding dress insert dollars, An arranged kidnapping *cough* marrage *cough* insert dollars, wedding planner insert dollars.
Justifiable hommicide... priceless, for every thing else there's mows.

[Nino]

I was visiting my Dad one time and there was an issue of Popular Science in which a think tank in Washington had declared it's progress on a machine that made it so you only needed about sixty minutes of sleep a night. It functioned a lot like the machine in Chrono Trigger, where you got all the necessary sleep but still felt a bit tired and cranky. They said they didn't know how much longer it would be until release, but I have a feeling it's going to be awhile.

But..... will you still be hungry?

Awesome reference. Hi5.

You know, Alexsi doesn't seem Bigg's type. She's way too dominant, and taller them him. I'd think he'd feel threatened.

I want that secertaries hair color =O

[Zedd]

Well I know someone will get fiber in their diet..

[RJ]

Just because I can....

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

[e_voyager]

aww RJ you beat me to the hammer space comment. ah well if you have a few muffins i can forgive you. just do tell Acane that i was too slow or she'll baka me like she does Ranma

[Faerie Alex]

Yeah, but the mallet looked like it was magically phasing in. Not to say that it might not have been stored on her person, but it looks like magic was involved somewhere.

Come to think of it, is this the first time that we're seeing her take out the mallet before hitting someone?

[Zedd]

All I can say the dik dik doe wont live long

[GabrielsThoughts]

Just because I can....

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

What about Ranma? He could summon mallets also and Mutsu could summon weapons too.

[Manawolf]

You've never heard of mallet space?

Don't kill the sexy gazelle girl!

[Fresnor]

Which now begs the question of, if she can pull the mallet out of thin air like that, how was it stolen the first time?

[GabrielsThoughts]

you're assuming the mallet is not corporial when it's in its true form.

[Toric]

No, he's just assuming it's highly unlikely that she left it at the inn to get stolen since she could just make it vanish/appear at will.

[Distracting]

Which now begs the question of, if she can pull the mallet out of thin air like that, how was it stolen the first time?

She was probably kidnapped/knocked out before she had the chance to summon it.

[Aridas]

Which now begs the question of, if she can pull the mallet out of thin air like that, how was it stolen the first time?

Because it wasn't established back then. I think it was pre-serious-dmfa. Now everything has to have one of those "meaning" things >.>

[Alan Garou]

My goat! Mine! I'm a jackal, that means I am allowed to hunt gazelle-morphs. (Assuming the lionesses don't get them first.) Anyway, I have great respect for the administrative gazelle/impala. She is amazingly calm under pressure.

[Akisohida]

My goat! Mine! I'm a jackal, that means I am allowed to hunt gazelle-morphs. (Assuming the lionesses don't get them first.) Anyway, I have great respect for the administrative gazelle/impala. She is amazingly calm under pressure.

She is not under pressure..yet. Soon, she will be under a mallets-worth of pressure swung  by an angry feline.

[Manawolf]

Gazelles don't have the largest of brains.

[e_voyager]

true but they survived   this long. they must have something going for them.