The Battle to end all battles

thegayhare · October 17, 2006, 10:30:39 AM

Hello all

this is something thats been running threw my head ever since I saw the return of K9 on Dr Who last week.

So in a fight between these two robot dogs (I know thats stretching things for gir) who do you think would win?

the stats
K9 is bigger but Gir is faster
K9 is smarter more likely to form a coherent stratagy but Gir is insane and his random nature could easily negate any plan
Gir has K9 out gunned but Gir's never been seen firing any of his weapons while K9 has.

so what do you think?

llearch n'n'daCorna · October 17, 2006, 10:41:31 AM

K9. By a landslide.

Gir is more likely to shoot Zim than K9. :-)

xHaZxMaTx · October 17, 2006, 10:47:03 AM

Dyno Mut.

thegayhare · October 17, 2006, 10:48:40 AM

Good call but If I recall Dynomutt was almost as wacky as gir

Darkmoon · October 17, 2006, 11:05:54 AM

Ace the Bathound.

Vidar · October 17, 2006, 11:35:35 AM

An Aibo. Sony's evil shall destroy all!

Tug · October 17, 2006, 02:02:14 PM

Would bomb, slash, make gusts of win, and then end it all with a sunny day.

Slavkei · October 17, 2006, 02:57:54 PM

Quote from: Tug on October 17, 2006, 02:02:14 PM

Would bomb, slash, make gusts of win, and then end it all with a sunny day.

Faaaaaaaaangiiiiiiirl

thegayhare · October 17, 2006, 02:59:17 PM

thats a fun gametook me a while to beat it, and it had a good ending

lucas marcone · October 17, 2006, 03:43:46 PM

GIR! because he likes tacos and can understand squrril.

Zedd · October 17, 2006, 04:48:50 PM

Yes but to keep on the topic...I liked K-9 more

xHaZxMaTx · October 17, 2006, 05:27:29 PM

Quote from: thegayhare on October 17, 2006, 10:48:40 AM
Good call but If I recall Dynomutt was almost as wacky as gir

Not after Dexter got done with him (Dynomutt X-90).

Anara · October 17, 2006, 06:12:53 PM

K9 would probably beat Gir but Gir is much cuter

Eibborn · October 17, 2006, 08:26:53 PM

Quote from: thegayhare on October 17, 2006, 10:30:39 AM
Gir has K9 out gunned but Gir's never been seen firing any of his weapons while K9 has.

NOT TRUE! Gir once launched a sandwich out of his head at from across a street at great speed. Also, his eyes shoot lasers.
NOT THAT I'VE WATCHED TOO MUCH INVADER ZIM OR ANYTHING

thegayhare · October 17, 2006, 09:52:51 PM

sandwhiches don't count as weapons... just like tuna doesn't count as jet fuel, and a muffin isn't a guidance chip

Hmmm I think I remember the lazers... did they actualy damage anything or were they targeting lazers
*chuckles*

bill · October 17, 2006, 09:54:38 PM

Is it a bad thing if I don't know what anyone's talking about?

Jim Halisstrad · October 18, 2006, 01:44:53 AM

TOTALLY off topic, TGH is your AV from a magic the gathering card? Juxtaposition to be exact if I am remembering correctly...

On topic. Gir man, gir would win the day.

thegayhare · October 18, 2006, 01:57:50 AM

Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 18, 2006, 01:44:53 AM
TOTALLY off topic, TGH is your AV from a magic the gathering card? Juxtaposition to be exact if I am remembering correctly...

Yep

though the card is actualy called Kezzerdrix a creature card

one of the only ones I kept after scraping my magic collection
cause come on it's an evil rabbit

Jim Halisstrad · October 18, 2006, 01:59:25 AM

Snap! I was way off. It's been forever and a day since I have played MtG, but yeah thats awesome *Thumbs up*

The Battle to end all battles

Who would win in a fight

Slavkei

Anara

Jim Halisstrad

Jim Halisstrad