I'm new

[Mew Mew Renee]

I'm New

[Mew Mew Renee]

I,m kindof confused

[Rowne]

We all are.

Just don't engage in any of this:



... and life will do you well.

Anyway, welcome to the Clockwork Mansion forums, where the odd runs like beer.

[Netami]

I can't wait till your double post ends up in the mine.

[thegayhare]

*zips by on a yellow moped and tries to hit you with a guitar... Misses and clonks Rowne instead*

Ooops... well I've still got to work the bugs out of this intro

*whips out a plater of cheese cake and cookies*

Enjoy, welcome to the forums.  there will be several folks along shortly to warn you of the hazards of our happy little land.  Just watch out for the crazy people there are som real loonies out here.

Oh and when he comes too
*points to Rowne*
tell him it was charline that hit him please

*trottles up and burns rubber out of there*

[Kasarn]

Hi Renee

[Suwako]

Hello, Welcome to these forums. As said before there are some dangerous and crazy people here. Giving away thier names would be spoiling you.

[Zedd]

*eating some of TGH cookies* Hello there my name is Zedd...Pleassure to meet you

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this refuge of strange persons and stranger ideas (or was that the other way around? Oh well, no matter...).

Leave your sanity (if any) at the door, and make sure to put your name on it so you can collect it later.

Everyone here is crazy - only the degree of it varies. All the ones you've met so far are fairly harmless...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Have fun, and enjoy your time here.

*waves, and vanishes*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

As has been said - watch out for the problem children.

That includes, but is not limited to, those who offer you muffins, those who wave cookies around, those who set fire to you, those who say hello, those who don't offer you cookies, those who tell you to leave your sanity at the door, and, of course, those who won't tell you who any of these are.



Hiya! :-)

... don't get too paranoid, now. :-)

[LionHeart]

*pops back in*

Also beware of talking cardboard boxes... 

Never take anything they say seriously...

*pops out*

[bill]

Hello. Please talk to Darkmoon, I hear he can twist balloons into hilarious animal shapes. Have a nice time.

[Leafar]

Hello. Please talk to Darkmoon, I hear he can twist balloons into hilarious animal shapes. Have a nice time.

AND NOBODY TELLS ME THAT?

[Mew Mew Renee]

um.......... how do I know that you guys are not crazy?

[Rowne]

Oh, we all are.  Just look at the guy in the gasmask.

If I ever have children, I'm so going to ask Bill if my kids can take him to show & tell.

We're all a bit nuts though and in seriousness, I might be more of a nutty benchmark than Bill is.  It's quite possible.  No sane person would need trousers this big.

[Mew Mew Renee]

Hey did you ever know that Castle Pokemetroid is my Brother

[Leafar]

how old are you?

[Suwako]

how old are you?

Seconded,

Also, Gender would be helpful 

country,likes,dislikes,photo! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

By the way, watch out for the stalkers....

:-)

[thegayhare]

um.......... how do I know that you guys are not crazy?

*Circles back around*

Ohh thats easy.   
See you know I'm not crazy cause I have a guitar and I told you so...

Plus would a crazy person give you cookies?

[Mew Mew Renee]

What Cookies?

[Zedd]

They might as well be air...Causes ya musta inhaled them all at once

[Mew Mew Renee]

Who would make air cookies then?

[Aridas]

I would! *holds up an empty basket* look at all those air cookies! freshly baked too.

[Mew Mew Renee]

but!air cookies?

[Suwako]

but!air cookies?

    -Me- wanna know your age now 

[Saist]

but!air cookies?

    -Me- wanna know your age now 

mew meow purrr rumble rumble murf murf mao meow mew mew meow purrr? Rumble Rumble murr? Mew murfle mew meow meow hiissssssssss.

[Mew Mew Renee]

what is your age then?hm................

[Tait-Fox]

We all are.

Just don't engage in any of this:



... and life will do you well.

Anyway, welcome to the Clockwork Mansion forums, where the odd runs like beer.

I want to do that! X.x It looks fun and... yet dangerous! ^-^

[Rowne]

Tait: Yes, yes it does.  Though it would mean stealing Amber's Giant Basket of Hellriding +3 and I'm not so sure that that would be virtuous.  Or wise.

Renee: Don't worry, I haven't told anyone my age yet either, no one has yet been able to get it out of me.  I've had all sorts of things in my profile, from 8 to somethinghundred and a number of places in-between.  Then I finally got bored and set everything in the age fields to 0 (to remove the age indicator altogether).