16/06/08 [DMFA #916] - The Thesaurus of Evil

Started by Sid, June 16, 2008, 06:38:19 AM

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Sid

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Amber has somehow managed to make the Death Knight look cute and adorable. :erk I'm not surprised, but I'm still amazed - and happy! :boogie

Too bad that Dark Pegasus is not overly impressed with his/her/its performance...
:boogie

Ren Gaulen

Poor, poor Death Knight. It will have to stop fighting Shanna and Aliyka to make his master pleased with him.
..And I still don't understand why are the feet of a Death Knight always on fire? I hope Darth Pegasus does not have carpets anywhere..



Victoire Épique

...Heck, you're right.
The pile of 'girls' is cute.
The Death Knight is cute.
Even Dark Pegasus is cute.

My teeth are going to fall out from reading too much DMFA. :U

llearch n'n'daCorna

*snrk*

Failure, indeed. And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.

Poor Dan.
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Sid

Quote from: Ren Gaulen on June 16, 2008, 06:44:21 AM
..And I still don't understand why are the feet of a Death Knight always on fire?

See also: Rule Of Cool :P

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 16, 2008, 06:50:01 AM
And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.

Well, he's still wearing the silly dress for some reason, so I don't exactly blame Dark Pegasus for jumping to conclusions. ;)
:boogie

Tapewolf

Awesome.  I do like Pegasus.   I can see I'm going to have fun with this.
Presumably the noise is Shanna and Aliyka duking it out...

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Brunhidden

i wonder what we shall see next- dan giving a suckerpunch for being called a girl again, or possibly the two giant women in the other room doing something fun instead of violent as it seems they both have common interests.

QuoteI crush you like pudding
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

Tapewolf

#7
You know what Pegasus needs?  Electric lighting.  Though I note he got that sorted by 'Warrior for Hire'...

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llearch n'n'daCorna

Quote from: Sid on June 16, 2008, 06:57:28 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 16, 2008, 06:50:01 AM
And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.
Well, he's still wearing the silly dress for some reason, so I don't exactly blame Dark Pegasus for jumping to conclusions. ;)

Blame? Who's blaming him? I'm merely noting in passing... ;-]
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Daymond42

It's a tragic tale as to why the Death Knight has feet on fire.

Athlete's foot.


Where's John Madden with his commercial?  "Boom! Tough actin' Tinactin!"

Alondro

Three's a crowd:  One lordly leonine of the Leyjon, one cruel and cunning cubi goddess, and one utterly doomed human stuck between them.

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Timothy

Quote from: Brunhidden on June 16, 2008, 07:00:39 AM
i wonder what we shall see next ...

Dan destroying the Deathknight by grabing the big, red, round, oooh shiny, ball that makes up it's mid section ?

Big Red Button Syndrome  :eager
*If in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout*

Aleolus

Dude, what is with everyone linking to TVtropes?  It does not have the answer to life, the universe and everything, for goodness sake!

llearch n'n'daCorna

Quote from: Aleolus on June 16, 2008, 11:37:02 AM
Dude, what is with everyone linking to TVtropes?  It does not have the answer to life, the universe and everything, for goodness sake!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/TheUltimateQuestionOfLifeTheUniverseAndEverything

*cough*
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DarkAudit

Quote from: Aleolus on June 16, 2008, 11:37:02 AM
Dude, what is with everyone linking to TVtropes?  It does not have the answer to life, the universe and everything, for goodness sake!

We already have the answer. Problem is no one's found the right question yet.
The power and the glory is over, so I'll take it.
The power and the glory is over, so I'll make it.
The power and the glory is over, and I'll break it.
The power and the glory is over....

Timothy

*If in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout*

AmigaDragon

I'm wondering if DP even saw any of these "girls" before now? He (seemingly) obviously hasn't noticed Hanna's non-bleeding stump yet (advantage to being dumped in a dark room, missed details). From the dressing-down DP's giving it, the Death Knight was sent to take care of Shanna and Aliyka (i.e. the "disturbance") and got distracted by these others. This tells me they have some minimal intelligence to follow orders, not extensions of DP's will.
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llearch n'n'daCorna

Either the DK is intelligent enough to not want to go "arrest" Shanna and Aliyka...

... or the instructions were limited enough that arresting Dan & co fits.

This is the issue with creating creatures you can control with your will. Either they're stupid enough to require serious concentration to direct in anything unusual, or they're intelligent enough to be a risk. Hence why any truly creative Evil Overlord worthy of the name wouldn't touch such a creation with the archetypical ten-foot pole...
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Angel

Hm. Deathknight-guy had better hope that that thesaurus doesn't put "slap on the wrist" next to "painful, drawn-out death." ;)

On a side note, the lighting in this comic is cool.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

SpottedKitty

Quote from: Ren Gaulen on June 16, 2008, 06:44:21 AM
I hope Darth Pegasus does not have carpets anywhere..
Not any more he doesn't...   ;)
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and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary.


terrycloth

I'm not sure if this is on the evil overlords list, but really.

If you're going to have underlings, use ones that are able to speak!!!

I learned this lesson well after the GM let me play a pokemon trainer in this one GURPs game...

Mwa

Dan in the first panel was actually enough to make me go "ohmygod cuuuuuuuuuuuute!" out loud, which i have never done before.
Ever.
Also damn your tvtropes and it's ensnaring grasp. D:

SpottedKitty

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 16, 2008, 06:50:01 AM
And I note that Dan is still considered a girl.
Is anyone keeping count of how many people (and others) have thought Dan's a girl...?
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AmigaDragon

#23
In just this flashback? Let's see, there were the two (and a half? :mowwink ) Mythos captors, Graz and Kass (at first glance, then revised), DP and Death Knight... That 's all I can think of right now, since I've seen no definitive indication one way or the other for the Amazons,  (apparently both of) the guards that dressed him already knew he's a guy, and Aliyka appears to know.

Outside of the flashback, I'll let others add to the count.
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Tapewolf

Quote from: Black_angel on June 16, 2008, 02:02:47 PM
Hm. Deathknight-guy had better hope that that thesaurus doesn't put "slap on the wrist" next to "painful, drawn-out death." ;)
I don't know how psychotic DP is, but torturing something to death that has no self-will seems to be a bit of a hollow endeavour  :3

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Vidar

I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some.  :mowwink
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llearch n'n'daCorna

Quote from: Vidar on June 16, 2008, 04:51:49 PM
I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some.  :mowwink

... getting some failure?

See, Vidar, this is where you've been going wrong. Girls don't like failure...

;-]
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Slowtini

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 16, 2008, 05:42:45 PM
Quote from: Vidar on June 16, 2008, 04:51:49 PM
I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some.  :mowwink

... getting some failure?

See, Vidar, this is where you've been going wrong. Girls don't like failure...

;-]

Not to mention that there's a trap in that pile of girls.

Ren Gaulen

Quote from: Slowtini on June 16, 2008, 07:31:04 PM
Not to mention that there's a trap in that pile of girls.
:trap
..See, Dark? Don't make a mistake!



Ry

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 16, 2008, 05:42:45 PM
Quote from: Vidar on June 16, 2008, 04:51:49 PM
I would not cal a pile of girls a "failure", but rather an oppurtunity for getting some.  :mowwink

... getting some failure?

See, Vidar, this is where you've been going wrong. Girls don't like failure...
And I  can speak from personal experience that boys do NOT like being called girls.  And if Dan were MtF, I think the "thinks they're girls" comment would have completely destroyed any chances anyone in that castle had.