corrupt a wish yet again

[e_voyager]

Well today i turn thirty and to commemorate that I've deiced to revive a game that i truly enjoyed playing. corrupt a wish.  as for how the game is played. fist play makes a wish. the player below them grants it but with a backfire surprise. then you make a wish as well example


I wish i could jumper better:

granted you are now a kangaroo

i wish i remembered  how to set up this game before this.

or

i wish i could see like superman

granted but since superman does not truly exist you are now blind!

i wish there were more players

and now to start the game off. have fun with this


I wish i was younger.

[Chairtastic]

Granted, you are now a zygote.

[e_voyager]

i'm sorry i forgot a part of the game description. i do apologize.

i wish we could to stop and begin again

[Chairtastic]

Granted, you are now a zygote.

I wish I could defy the natural order.

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

Granted, you are now at the very bottom of the food chain.
I wish I could be a better dancer.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, you are now a leaf in the wind.

I wish that I had a million dollars!  

[Suwako]

Granted, but the current course of dollar at the time the money reaches you has dropped below 0.000001 Euro and your country started using euro's. 

I wish for a fish.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, you now have a shark that hasn't eaten for several days..... 

I wish I had a dragon. 

[Lysander]

Granted. Enjoy a newly busted Russian car.

I wish for moldy cheese.   

[VAE]

good, the cheese has a slime mold on it
i wish for absolute power

[Chairtastic]

Granted, you now have the power to do anything you wish, but only while Morgan Freeman takes his vacation.

I wish for the Curse of the Green Shoes.

[Suwako]

Granted, however the wish was not specific enough and green shoes grew out of your head.

I wish for a pie.

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but it is a demon pie, and thus tries to eat your facemeats.

I wish for a pike fish.

[Arcblade]

You gain ownership of a pike fish...  overseas, on someone's plate.  Enjoy your 15 minutes of ownership!

I wish I'd passed my exams already. 

[VAE]

Granted - you passed them by...
I wish Structural mechanics was less difficult

[Lysander]

Granted, but still, you are unable to comprehend it.

I wish for the following  wish to be corrupted.   

[Chairtastic]

Granted, it is pristine and whole.

I wish for huge amounts of lye and sand.

[e_voyager]

granted but the sand is a lie.

i wish that i had all of the X4 upgrades for my forte avatar

[Failcakes]

Granted, but the installation instructions are written in heiroglyphs.

I wish that my car didn't blow up.

[VAE]

granted - it imploded instead.

I wish things were cheaper

[Suwako]

Granted, however it is your currency that lost value.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

"dot" "dot" "dot" 

Well, you are granted this black hole, since you wished for nothing. 

I wish for an actual wumpa fruit bazooka! 

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but is now an outmoded unit.

I wish for some silver glass.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, but it's only silver plated.....

I wish for a pet raptor.

[SquirrelWizard]

Granted, but he's got an expensive drug habit, and has to keep in touch with his parole officer or else he gets sent back to jail/rehab again.

oh... wait.. you said raptor...

I wish people would be a little more friendlier to each other.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, but they are all now a little too "friendly"...... 

I wish for an army of Mows. 

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but they consume your house due to their insatiable hunger.

I wish for demon donuts. 

[Lysander]

Granted, but the horns are kind of hard to chew.

I wish for a pointing device.   

[VAE]

you get an ampersand and an asterisk (bonus for who understands this)

I wish for a bag of holding

[Chairtastic]

Alright, here ya go.



It's a bag, and it can hold stuff.

I wish for some liquid evil.