We have spambots. Huzzah.

[ilpalazzo]

I wasn't the only one that got scared all to hell either. THANK GOD.

[KarlOmega1]

Woohoo! Banned from the internet!

I second that, lad...

[bill]

[topher chee]

Woohoo! Banned from the internet!

I second that, lad...

i third it mate

[Xuzaf D]

Yes, this certainly is something we need to get the law in on. This is more than regular spam; it's cyber terrorism. This guy just sent porn to minors, so we certainly have a crime here.

[Dakata]

Yes, this certainly is something we need to get the law in on. This is more than regular spam; it's cyber terrorism. This guy just sent porn to minors, so we certainly have a crime here.

Can't he get in trouble just for sending porn to people who didn't ask for it/want it?

(Edit: Alright, I tried to make my post less stupid. XP *Mumbles*...Damn insomnia messing up my brain...)

[xHaZxMaTx]

Yes, they sent it moi and moi = miner.  ...Minor.

[RJ]

....I'm so glad my squirrel senses made me click the stop loading button before it got anywhere past the top of his face....

[Bloodreign]

Explains why I get PM's even if I hadn't been here in awhile.


And I always thought Bill Clinton was a cool guy, till he showed his pic, poor Hillary.  

[Arcalane]

You are in error.

No one is screaming.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Trust The Computer. The Computer is your Friend.

CITIZENS!
KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!
HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY.
REPORT ALL COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS IMMEDIATELY.
FAILURE TO REPORT COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS IS TREASON.
TREASON IS PUNISHABLE BY SUMMARY EXECUTION.
HAVE A NICE DAY.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yah. His ISP will, undoubtedly, pay attention when you supply the IP, and mention that this is a PG rated forum and there are children about.


uh huh. Or, at least, they should....

Oh, and RJ? One of the downsides of having mucho bandwidth is you don't get luxuries like stopping it...
and I was at work, too... \o/ for open-plan offices :-/

[Azlan]

You are in error.

No one is screaming.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Trust The Computer. The Computer is your Friend.

CITIZENS!
KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!
HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY.
REPORT ALL COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS IMMEDIATELY.
FAILURE TO REPORT COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS IS TREASON.
TREASON IS PUNISHABLE BY SUMMARY EXECUTION.
HAVE A NICE DAY.

Hmmm, seems like a little Paranoia there...

[Arcalane]

You are in error.

No one is screaming.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Trust The Computer. The Computer is your Friend.

CITIZENS!
KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!
HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY.
REPORT ALL COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS IMMEDIATELY.
FAILURE TO REPORT COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS IS TREASON.
TREASON IS PUNISHABLE BY SUMMARY EXECUTION.
HAVE A NICE DAY.

Hmmm, seems like a little Paranoia there...

TRUST NOBODY![/b]

Don't make[/i] me get out my Paranoia 2nd Ed rulebook.

[Sid]

Just couldn't resist quoting Paranoia in that situation.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Don't make[/i] me get out my Paranoia 2nd Ed rulebook.

I don't suppose I could borrow that? I never managed to get far enough to need one... The computer likes me. For lunch. *wince*

[RJ]

Yah. His ISP will, undoubtedly, pay attention when you supply the IP, and mention that this is a PG rated forum and there are children about.


uh huh. Or, at least, they should....

Oh, and RJ? One of the downsides of having mucho bandwidth is you don't get luxuries like stopping it...
and I was at work, too... \o/ for open-plan offices :-/

...I love my dial-up now.

[Gabi]

I got two of those messages! 

[Trevor]

Ooh 
I had the same 
 
         

[Bunnaroo]

\o/ for open-plan offices :-/

I'm glad I have a cubicle, but I still didn't appreciate geting NSFW images like that.
After I got over my embarassment, my first thought was "Eww, gross!"

[Lysander]

I recognized the name of one of the sites sent as basic junk mail before so I figured not to click on any.
There are so many better ways to send spam and get away with it. For one thing, only send one link in a singe pm to a select few. Doesn't matter what kind of spam, but going about it the way Clinton did is just moronic.

Pretty sick, Chubbs.

[Drake Manaweilder]

....I'm so glad my squirrel senses made me click the stop loading button before it got anywhere past the top of his face....

wish i had squirrrel senses... i'm just glad the librarian was looking the other way when that loaded..

[KarlOmega1]

I have my own comp. so noone else can look at it but me...my computers startup is getting slower than heck, though.

*notes to self that he needs a new comp.*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You know that reinstalling windows will probably help that, right? :-)

[LionHeart]

I got two of those messages! 

So did I.

I don't consider myself easily offended, but that was definitely going too far...

Yah. His ISP will, undoubtedly, pay attention when you supply the IP, and mention that this is a PG rated forum and there are children about.


uh huh. Or, at least, they should....

I for one sincerely hope so.

[mew]

tryin to lure people with wang is kind of an intarnet oddity. bill clinton here is a pioneer an deserves a presidential medal of freedom for bein so courageous :D shame on you guys puttin him down :O

[Drake Manaweilder]

parden me if this comes out rude but you are joking right?

[Eibborn]

I'm still in shock that anyone actually clicked the link. Seriously, I chronically click random links, and even I knew better.
AND MEW IS RIGHT I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T SEE IT BEFORE! DON'T SUPPRESS HIS ART! HE HAS A RIGHT TO EXPRESS HIMSELF! 

[bill]

This, by the way, is why I check my PMs from my Gmail inbox.

[topher chee]

*shudders amd leaves the room*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It wasn't the link, Eibbor, it was the image embedded in the post. Which, while I read the pm in my email, didn't show up, but i *did* have to scroll past it to delete it from my inbox...