corrupt a wish yet again

Started by e_voyager, May 14, 2010, 09:46:58 PM

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SquirrelWizard

heres your red bull.

I wish for a fish dinner.
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<Tezkat> Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.
<SquirrelWizard> I talk to myself all the time, and I'm the sanest guy I know.

<TotalBiscuit> Upgrades! Upgrades! Upgrades! Its wacky-waving-inflatable-arm waving... nuclear missile... well, suppose that works...

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, here's a golden fish; enjoy eating it while your teeth crack and fall out.....  :P



I wish for some EVIL TEA>:3


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Suwako

Granted, however the tea is so evil that it explodes and then implodes in you face.

I wish I knew what and why and stuff.

VAE

you become the master of the usage of the three mentioned words - "what, why, stuff"

i wish people were able to photosynthetise food
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
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SquirrelWizard

Done, too bad it doesn't do anything to prevent skin cancer.

I wish for a clue.
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<Tezkat> Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.
<SquirrelWizard> I talk to myself all the time, and I'm the sanest guy I know.

<TotalBiscuit> Upgrades! Upgrades! Upgrades! Its wacky-waving-inflatable-arm waving... nuclear missile... well, suppose that works...

Meany

Granted, there are now vending machines full of clues scattered around major office buildings.  Go get one.

I wish for a zygote cannon.

Suwako

#36
Granted, however the zygote cannon isn't cannon.

I wish for Photophie.

Meany

Granted, however her lungs aren't adapted to breathing your atmosphere and she dies.

I wish for a Na'vi slave.

Lysander

Granted, but your avatar falls in love with it before emancipating it.

I wish for huge eyes.  :januscat
TytajLucheek

Suwako

Granted, lysander is turned into a 2 dimensional loli girl.

I wish for hannah to be alive again.

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, however only for Halloween nights; so enjoy the one night every year, for years to come.....  :3

I wish for a harem of smexy men....  >:3


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Suwako

Granted, however they are all from another species in which men look like squids.

I wish I could wish upon a star and live.

Meany

Granted, you live now as a pancake.


I wish for some awesome spearguns.

SquirrelWizard

Granted, but there are no spears.

.yllamron kaeps dluoc I hsiw I
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<Tezkat> Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.
<SquirrelWizard> I talk to myself all the time, and I'm the sanest guy I know.

<TotalBiscuit> Upgrades! Upgrades! Upgrades! Its wacky-waving-inflatable-arm waving... nuclear missile... well, suppose that works...

Meany

Granted, that is now your version of normal.

I wish for two metric tons of pennies.

SquirrelWizard

Granted, now catch.

I wish for something shiny.
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<Tezkat> Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.
<SquirrelWizard> I talk to myself all the time, and I'm the sanest guy I know.

<TotalBiscuit> Upgrades! Upgrades! Upgrades! Its wacky-waving-inflatable-arm waving... nuclear missile... well, suppose that works...

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

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Granted, but its so shiny you are now blind.  :3

I wish for my tank license to not be suspended anymore......  :<


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Suwako

Granted, instead your tanks are suspended over cliffs.

I wish I could use a towel to beat the sane out of people.

Meany

Granted, but the jocks steal it from you in the locker room.

I wish for a fountain of infinite Mt. Dew.

Suwako

Granted, however it is frozen at 10K

I wish I could live in a 0K environment

Meany

Granted, but the mellow attitude gradually sucks out your individuality.


I wish for some evil henchmen.

Suwako

Granted, however they leave you after beating you up for not paying them for their services.

I wish for a gattlinggunwielingpony.

Meany

Granted, but the pony beats you up after not paying for its services.

I wish for another wish.

Suwako

Granted, however the wish keeps cycling through itself till infinity.

I wish for a silly miss.

Lysander

Granted, you miss by slipping on a banana shaped peel.

I wish for value.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

VAE

0x1B coming right for you!
I wish for hard currency!
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
Saphroneth



Suwako

Granted, however the currency is so hard that it's own mass makes it implode.

I wish for a shark.

Meany

Granted.  Its a frickin' shark with a frickin' lazer on its frickin' head and it frickin' shoots you.

I wish for my own idiot convention.

Suwako

Granted, however you are not allowed to be at it.

I wish for a dolphin.

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, however it turns out to be a wolphin instead.... :P

I wish I had a pet amphiptere. >:3


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