Again: Cute, But...

[Jairus]

Cute, but it's not something you need to worry about. At least, not yet.

[Slowtini]

Cute, but MY hugs can crush ribs... (Referring to real life)

[Jairus]

Cute, but that doesn't sound nice.

Besides, ever since a squad of Ren's Furies "adopted" Jairus Page as their team mascot/little brother figure, he's had to worry about twenty or so extremely attractive women who can snap a man's spine in half unaided. And he's a roo-rat.

[Slowtini]

Cute, but... Ouch D;

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but, I agree. N Am Red Squirrel just as delicate!

[Jairus]

Cute, but to be honest, the threat of his spine getting broken is a minor one: Furies have excellent control over their own strength. Besides which... there are other things that scare him a little more.

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but, what?

[Jairus]

Cute, but I was saying that there are OTHER things about the Furies that have "adopted" Jairus Page that scare him... or at least bug him a lot until he gets used to it. Spine-snapping is not something he's worried about.

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but, that's what the what was asking for!

[Jairus]

Cute, but I'm slightly confused: do you want to know what scares him, or at least what bugs him a lot? Or something else?

[e_voyager]

cute but in a sugar contest

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but confusion is annoying. All of the above Jay!

[Jairus]

Cute, but it's complicated. Long answer short: weekend shopping trips, and the fact that "his" Furies don't usually take "no" for an answer...

[Slowtini]

Cute, but would one of the Furies happen to be named Tisiphone?

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but, what?

Unwanted harem Jay?

[Jairus]

Cute, but they're not "my" harem: they're Jairus Page's harem. Talk to him.

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but, perhaps I thought that I was! Jer Gauhl would probably get swept up by one of them if he tried! He's probably on par with Jairus Page in female squeal invoking ability.

[Jairus]

Cute, but another part of the reason they like him is because apparently he builds stuff for them.

You know, weapons, helper drones, things that make other things go "boom..." well, they are warriors, after all.

[Slowtini]

Cute, but hasn't answered my question

[Jairus]

Cute, but I forgot about that! I'm sorry! Here's a hug to make up for forgetting. 

Um, the only name we have for "Jay's" Furies so far is "Sigmina," which may be a joke. We don't have any other names so far. Why do you ask?

[Slowtini]

Cute, but the reason I ask, is because I used to know a Fury named Tisiphone.

She was all "LOOKIT ME, I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE! YAY!"

[Jairus]

Cute, but you know very weird people.

... he says, considering that some of the first friends he's had in years are furries and other weirdos.

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but, my IRL friends are anti-furry so I'm under the radar.

[Jairus]

Cute, but that totally sucks dude. That's kind of a bummer, actually. Anyway, here's a hug because that sucks so much.


... I'm giving out a lot of these today, aren't I?

[Slowtini]

Cute, but was wrong with that previous statement.
I was actually one of the most popular kids in mah school.
EVERYONE knew me.

[Jairus]

Cute, but I wasn't popular, and we probably wouldn't have been friends if we'd gone to high school together. But I'm not gonna get emo over high school and the jerks that I knew then, because that's all in the past.

[Slowtini]

Cute, but doesn't realize the reason I was popular was because I was nice to EVERYONE, REGARDLESS of who they were.

So hey, we probably would have been friends.

[Jairus]

Cute, but makes a good point. But again, that's in the past.

[Slowtini]

Cute, but hey, at least we can be internet friends! xD

[Jer-oh-me]

Cute but seems disjointed & possibly drunk.